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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Season 2 got too brutal (too much boxing), but without it we wouldn't have gotten Jimmy and Greg, and there were a lot of really kino parts. Season 2.5 was pretty awesome.
Season 2 definitely had a lot of great moments, but there is no denying that the last 2 weeks were miserable slop. I think everyone in Fishchat was happy to be free once it ended.
 
Just because it had some good moments and introduced new Fishtank faces doesn't mean it was good. That season fell off a cliff after Vance wept.
nah it had some really good moments though.
in particular greg with the camera on his chest walking around shitfaced while holding chickens.
that was kino af
 
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My favorite part is that mizzy is STILL convinced that Luke stole her candy. I hope to God someone sends her the clip of Alexis and laron scheming to steal it after the show is over. The realization of her gullibility will be cataclysmic.
 
Burt just had a full on wank-sesh with full knowledge that he's now being watched, TTS egged him on and talked to him, he busted in about 3 minutes, then went right back to asking schizo questions to TTS. He does not give a fuck. My sides hurt from laughing. :story:


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nah it had some really good moments though.
in particular greg with the camera on his chest walking around shitfaced while holding chickens.
that was kino af
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lol i missed this shit, it almost does not look real lol, like something an ai would make.

pov video of a man doing shots in a dirty trap house chasing with a whole jar of cranberry juce while convicts in jumpsuits with ties watch in the background, also he is carrying a chicken.
 
Burt just had a full on wank-sesh with full knowledge that he's now being watched, TTS egged him on and talked to him, he busted in about 3 minutes, then went right back to asking schizo questions to TTS. He does not give a fuck. My sides hurt from laughing. :story:


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Dude he fucking returned back to squirting? Jesus man :story: he's a machine
 
TTS: Burt what clothes are you imagining Alex in?
Burt: How do yo-
EDIT: I DIDNT REALIZE HE WIPES HIS HAND ALL OVER HIS COCK BEFORE TOUCHING HIS FACE
 
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Normalfags freaking the fuck out while the egirl is hyped about her future streaming career

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NGL this is neptunian. it looks like something that should have a caption like "me and my roommates when we found out who won the election"
. "Wait he's just an incel? He got free boobies and snuggles."
How the fuck did Binx only have 10 viewers before this? she sounds like a top tier e-girl.
also binx saying stuff like "i dont care, i just want to stay, i dont want to get kicked off"
quick reminder to the mods that they let everyone simp for the nigger who was jacking off 9 times a day, so its only fair to allow people to simp for Millennial Letty
Binx is the only resilient one right now.
It makes me imagine that this is how Jesus coming back would go, everyone freaking out outside of one bitch who's been waiting for this her entire life and is in her element.
, La Ron isn't able to deal with high pressure situations.
this is different, ghetto stuff is way more straight forward, the second you get into 102 level theatrical stuff they spiral hard. they can't handle even the slightest surrealism. its like giving peanuts to someone allergic they freak the fuck out.
This was a perfect first arc to the season, even the eliminated fish all served their purposes and left on good notes. I think they've found a winning formula this time
honestly knowing the reveal would happen so soon and be so "light" i'd wish Smaack would have stayed, just lie to the sister "oh we need some time to get her out of here, even if its a medical emergency"
 
It is a bit sad that all the other fags are so boring that it is more entertaining to watch a gay schizophrenic nigger splurt
Burt is so fucking weird and strange and has so much going on in his head that it's fascinating to watch how unhinged and lackadaisical he is. The fact that he talks to TTS while jerking off after being told that the audience has been watching him this whole time and then decides "fuck it I'll do it again" is hilarious. Burt doesn't give a fuck.

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Also Burt is an honorary white man.
 
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Burt is so fucking weird and strange and has so much going on in his head that it's fascinating to watch how unhinged and lackadaisical he is. The fact that he talks to TTS while jerking off after being told that the audience has been watching him this whole time and then decides "fuck it I'll do it again" is hilarious. Burt doesn't give a fuck.

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dude he flashed his business card for his gay escort business.
he literally does not give a fuck
i thought it was a meme at first when he was talking about how he was a gay prostitute for old jewish guys or w/e, but no
it's legit
 
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