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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
KingFrampt said:
Is it really that hard to run to Walmart for a bag of balls, I know they sell them I’ve fucking seen them!

lazy wigger work ethic strikes again
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Probably running a skeleton crew unlike 2.5. There's what: Sam, Jet, Ben, Vance, and Luka? Maybe 1 other person on the cams. They don't have the coverage when the show is rolling and didn't prepare for balls.
 
Enig said:
On top of all this shutting that cam off somehow refreshed the connection info of every cam in the building meaning that all restreamers randomly broke because wiggers wanted to run a ball scam after they most likely threw out all the leftover balls from Davetank.
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i was wondering why the bags of balls looked new.

how are the wigers this retarded.

Agares said:
Anyone know what they use to make the AI TTS music? It doesn't sound like Suno or anything I've come up with in it.
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no idea i thought they used elevenlabs for the custom tts voices but i remember hearing about them stoping for some reason.

more of a local model guy myself, but i dont think i have seen anything local that does music like suno.

Norstein Bekkler said:
I haven't seen a Walmart open past 12AM since 2020.
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never forget what covid took away from us...
peperage farms remembers lots of drunk taco bell runs past midnight.
 

There's a man ridin over to the fishtank house
Lookin for Alex's ass
He stole all his monkeys
Now he wants Alex's Fishbucks cash

What kind of man could be so wild
To fuck with the Fishtank fish so mild
Who the fuck could be more unhinged
Than Jimmy fucking dogs on a drinking binge

It's Wild Randy
Wild Randy
Comin into town
He banged Alex's wife
Now he's gonna burn the house down

Wild Randy
Wild Randy
he lives to troll
And Alex's ass is about to pay the toll

Wild Randy's gonna make Burt splurt
Take over the house and nut on Alex's shirt
Yeah Wild Randy's ass is on his merry way
To prove Burt right about the show being gay

Wild randy
Wild randy
Wild Wild Randy
Ok I'm gonna stop shitting up the thread with AI music now but writing the lyrics to this nearly had me on the floor laughing.
 
Agares said:
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There's a man ridin over to the fishtank house
Lookin for Alex's ass
He stole all his monkeys
Now he wants Alex's Fishbucks cash

What kind of man could be so wild
To fuck with the Fishtank fish so mild
Who the fuck could be more unhinged
Than Jimmy fucking dogs on a drinking binge

It's Wild Randy
Wild Randy
Comin into town
He banged Alex's wife
Now he's gonna burn the house down

Wild Randy
Wild Randy
he lives to troll
And Alex's ass is about to pay the toll

Wild Randy's gonna make Burt splurt
Take over the house and nut on Alex's shirt
Yeah Wild Randy's ass is on his merry way
To prove Burt right about the show being gay

Wild randy
Wild randy
Wild Wild Randy
Ok I'm gonna stop shitting up the thread with AI music now but writing the lyrics to this nearly had me on the floor laughing.
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I respect the effort put into the lyrics but all AI music just sounds like the worst samey slop to me. Just garbage.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I respect the effort put into the lyrics but all AI music just sounds like the worst samey slop to me. Just garbage.
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i like the rvc style ai music where it is just changing the pitch/sound of the voice but a human sang the lyrics (like there i ruined it ), but ai cant get the tempo and other small pacing things down, and i agree it sounds like stupid generic slop, needs that human touch.
 
TTS just laid out the entire candy plot to Mizzy. "Okay but like why would they do that?" *quiet gossiping* "Thank you for telling me chat"
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Symbal just now made a joke about "send me the paypal money!" in response to a TTS. The only way I can possibly see him MAYBE gaining any fans is if he just leans into the Indian jokes and embraces it. It's honestly probably already too late we are 15 days in but I think that would be a good strategy.
 
Mizzy loaded a trash bag full of food and brought it into the cell, I haven't been watching but I guess she fucking ate or shared it all because she wants to leave to make her nightly slop meal before 2am curfew. $5000!
 
Agares said:
Based TTS sparking a lively debate. Master Chief vs Arthur Morgan: who would win?

No one gets bored in the Cell!
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master chief is a geneticly engineered futuristic killing machine, even if we don't take his suit of power armor and regenerating shield into account. no question about it.

i feel like the cell is a good intro into fishtank challenge. it will help create alot of sunk cost fallacy while really not being that crazy, just absurd. if the fish can make it through this they will be well prepared for the rest of the show.

Payton exceeding my expectations, but i think binx is going to be letty 2.0 and will be the woman in the final (if sams man v woman prediction is true)
Agares said:
Alex shouted out his youtube and it's a fucking goldmine.
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FAT.....
alex deserves better, but i like to see the cute monke....
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this season is the best just due to casting burt and alex, some of the others are not bad castings, but these two are literal gold.
 
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code123 said:
but i think binx is going to be letty 2.0 and will be the woman in the final (if sams man v woman prediction is true)
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As entertaining as Burt is I think I would like to see an Alex vs. Binx finale. They've been pretty close since the start which would make it interesting and they both have some good fight in them. Burt vs Alex would be good too.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
As entertaining as Burt is I think I would like to see an Alex vs. Binx finale. They've been pretty close since the start which would make it interesting and they both have some good fight in them. Burt vs Alex would be good too.
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My fear would be that since Burt likes Alex so much he would not put effort into going against him properly in a finale.
 
code123 said:
master chief is a geneticly engineered futuristic killing machine, even if we don't take his suit of power armor and regenerating shield into account. no question about it.

i feel like the cell is a good intro into fishtank challenge. it will help create alot of sunk cost fallacy while really not being that crazy, just absurd. if the fish can make it through this they will be well prepared for the rest of the show.

Payton exceeding my expectations, but i think binx is going to be letty 2.0 and will be the woman in the final (if sams man v woman prediction is true)

FAT.....
alex deserves better, but i like to see the cute monke....
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this season is the best just due to casting burt and alex, some of the others are not bad castings, but these two are literal gold.
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He could do WAY better but monke man has a type. She's good enough for him that he moved to be with her after they met on Tiktok.

Also after hearing him argue with TTS/Wild Randy I can see why people call him Jon 2.0.
 
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