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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Halloween23 said:
There's only been one single elimination in the entire history of this show that was legitimate. There is 0% chance they let Burt get voted out.

Considering that talk they had with Payton last night I figure they've probably already chose her to go.
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They do need her out of the House before releasing Frank Hassle Date-Rape
 
Halloween23 said:
There's only been one single elimination in the entire history of this show that was legitimate. There is 0% chance they let Burt get voted out.

Considering that talk they had with Payton last night I figure they've probably already chose her to go.
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Burt is the cash cow of this season. I don't see them letting him go easily.
 
Halloween23 said:
Considering that talk they had with Payton last night I figure they've probably already chose her to go.
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I'm not sure they'd want to can her, she's surpassed Binx in endorsements. She obviously isn't as simped for or as much of a money maker but she gets some plushies. It probably is close when taking in account all the Mizzy is fat tts though. I feel like Mizzy would be the next to go but maybe not based on her making hate tts money.
 
I still think Fishtank shouldn't be based off of an elimination model and should've been based off of a points system where the winner is the one who has gotten the most points through challenges. If you leave out early you lose all of the points you've gained throughout the season.

It's not like the eliminations have ever been fair and most of the fish leaving is due to them leaving of their own accord. Then again, the wiggers could also rig the amount of points a contestant wins so who knows if it'd really be better.
 
After a 6 minute narcissistic monologue about last nights fight Dark Burt had enough

BASED
 
I watch this on and off and I don't understand why production always has to involve themselves? Far as I saw, good drama was developing but then Jet had to inject himself. Let the drama build naturally.
 
HexFag said:
I still think Fishtank shouldn't be based off of an elimination model and should've been based off of a points system where the winner is the one who has gotten the most points through challenges. If you leave out early you lose all of the points you've gained throughout the season.

It's not like the eliminations have ever been fair and most of the fish leaving is due to them leaving of their own accord. Then again, the wiggers could also rig the amount of points a contestant wins so who knows if it'd really be better.
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They did the point system in S2 finale, and they did just rig it against Tayleigh.

LowlyPheasent said:
I'm not sure they'd want to can her, she's surpassed Binx in endorsements. She obviously isn't as simped for or as much of a money maker but she gets some plushies. It probably is close when taking in account all the Mizzy is fat tts though. I feel like Mizzy would be the next to go but maybe not based on her making hate tts money.
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I'm honestly kinda surprised they kept a 19 year old in this long.
 
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#lurker said:
I watch this on and off and I don't understand why production always has to involve themselves? Far as I saw, good drama was developing but then Jet had to inject himself. Let the drama build naturally.
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They did that for the first few weeks and the fish tend to just laze around and become non-tent. Jet and Sam had to specifically tell them to stop being lazy friends and start fucking with each other or cause more drama. There's a reason they give them liquor every night. Jet really only comes up to make them shill or get scenes for the final product/show/edits/etc. Production also has to keep them semi-entertained and inject drama or doubt into everything to gaslight the fish into further insanity otherwise it would be snoozetank.

It seems Mizzy is the one that they've all agreed on kicking.
 
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