🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Mushroom King]

>jet walks in and farts
>jet immediately starts complaining about the smell
Based.

 

[Mr Sister]

DNSL has just payed for a forced confessional, making simbal and alex leave the room past curfew

Clips from the website

It's a gay show!!!!

"wah wah wah wah wah production! wah wah wah wah wah viewers!" My favorite part is how alex is so animated he is just yanking simbals arm around

 

[Marche]

Awhile ago someone posted the "Ukrainian Fishtank" where a bunch of Ukrainians were in a really shitty room with bunk beds and they would torture each other similar to Fishtank. Does anyone know the channel or where to find this again? I can't find it. Pic related.
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Thread here Dunno current link, not watched in awhile

 

[LordDickBags]

I hope they can triplet the handcuffs.

 

[EenGevolg]

What's the basis for the speculation? Not denying the possibility, but this summarized what I was gonna say

Didn't one of the staff members (the goblin guy in 2.5, Mike I think?) say Aperture is a staff account when everyone was drunk in the cell post-Bloodgames and some pissy drama started?

 

[CzechYardManagementINC]

Seems like every other cigarette delivery was from Aperture during season 2.5. They spent a fuckton during earlier seasons as well iirc.

Didn't one of the staff members (the goblin guy in 2.5, Mike I think?) say Aperture is a staff account when everyone was drunk in the cell post-Bloodgames and some pissy drama started?

I've got no clue since I didn't watch Bloodgames or anything that succeeded it. I also didn't watch season two for very long either, so if there was stuff being sent from Aperture during then I wouldn't know as well. I only really noticed the Aperture stuff today during the seduction challenge (I check out whenever a fish does a shoutout because it's picayune to me, but Alex's spastic way of doing a shoutout caught my attention this time for whatever reason) but didn't think much of it.

There may or may not be a clip of the post-Bloodgames drama in question, but it is noteworthy nonetheless.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Didn't one of the staff members (the goblin guy in 2.5, Mike I think?) say Aperture is a staff account when everyone was drunk in the cell post-Bloodgames and some pissy drama started?

THAT'S RIGHT! Totally forgot about that, good job.

 

[Sankbawlz]

Blood creepin’ while you’re sleepin’, steady creepin’ BLOOD CREEPIN!

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

The biggest question in the Fishtank universe is how people retarded enough to actually pay for things like this are wealthy enough to afford it.

I think a non-trivial amount of Fishtank whales are using proceeds from cybercrime.

 

[Merry]

I think a non-trivial amount of Fishtank whales are using proceeds from cybercrime.

You can go down the dark path of donating hundreds of thousands to furry sites and porn artists

Or the grey side of tormenting wiggers and gay niggers on a 24/7 livestream to fund Sam's next round of HGH and Jet's unibrow trimming

 

[KingFrampt]

I think a non-trivial amount of Fishtank whales are using proceeds from cybercrime.

This is correct

 

[S.C.U.D.]

CK update:
homeless ARC

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Now that she's homeless her chances of going back on FT have tripled.

 

[Blindeye]

Didn't one of the staff members (the goblin guy in 2.5, Mike I think?) say Aperture is a staff account when everyone was drunk in the cell post-Bloodgames and some pissy drama started?

What furthers my suspicion as well is that since 2.5, every time they introduce a new fishtoy Aperture is always the first one to buy it and try it out and show the audience how it works, usually right after the wiggers make a big deal of advertising how cool it is

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Was out all last evening. I'm seeing mentions on other platforms that Frank Hassle is supposedly showing up today? Is this legit? I know he said he was "just waiting for the call" a few days ago.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Burt has spent the morning going through people's luggage and clothes while they slept looking for clues.

 

[Steinercard]

Was out all last evening. I'm seeing mentions on other platforms that Frank Hassle is supposedly showing up today? Is this legit? I know he said he was "just waiting for the call" a few days ago.

Unless this is another wigger fake out, it looks like Wild Randy will finally come out to meet Alex at Fish-Tank Slam! Live on the WWE Network.

 

[Agares]

Unless this is another wigger fake out, it looks like Wild Randy will finally come out to meet Alex at Fish-Tank Slam! Live on the WWE Network.

Please be real. Alex has a false sense of security about Wild Randy not showing up after the Jobe fakeout. Shattering that delusion would make some real content.

 

[Blackstar]

Has it been documented here yet? Burt just admitted his actual name is "Albert Alu".

It's Albert Appouh, he's admitted it before and is the first person to show up when you google it

 

[Grim_Autismo]

"I'M A PROUD WHITE CISGENDERED MAN!" - Alex

When Connor told him his wife deactivated their family page, he started bragging he has his own page with "just as many followers," a sleep-deprived humblebrag, but he's "pissed off some family."

"LOOK AT HOW MUCH WE DESTROYED EACH OTHER WITH MARSHMALLOWS ON OUR HANDS!" lol the gloves aren't there to protect your opponents, they're there to protect your hands, dummy.

Oh god Alex I love you stay retarded Monkey Kang.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Alex is now bragging about how he has more money than this show has and he can make his own reality show that will be better than Fishtank after he's out of here.

He also claims he's going to start telling the truth about things because he no longer cares if he is eliminated. That boxing shit broke Alex.