🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I can't upload a screenshot but just to mention that Binx has not been listed as "eliminated". This lends credence to her going on the plane as just being a LARP.
Vance was gone form the tank for a full day in season 1 and they didn't eliminate him so there's no way Binks is actually eliminated.

EDIT: Binks is back already lol
 
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Several of the contestants have expressed disbelief that Alex's wife was real and not an actor. They were convinced that she was an actor.
 
She punched and slapped pretty dang hard for an actor!
Connor said that he didn't understand why Hog Wife was so mad about Binx when she was tweaking Burt's nipples. Burt giggled. Alex demanded to know what he was talking about, because Alex* was buried so deeply between his wife's cheeks he didn't see that. lol.
 
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After the dust has settled and the fat hog left, Binx is back. Alex is a weak, spineless bitch and literally everyone hates him now, regardless if it's inside or outside the house.
His fate is sealed and he is not for long, he just painted a big target on his back. The jeet should consider himself lucky.
 
alex is so fuckin hyped for his "fans" sending him "hometown hero" and "dad who stepped up" TTS
"that's the shit that keeps me here baby!"
it's all jet lol
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Alex's logic for his abusive relationship is retarded and broken. He says that he cannot hit girls so that justifies her beating him???
 
Sam got real for a second with Alex and told him that he's in an abusive relationship and should get out of it, then Alex just walks away and goes to the kitchen.
 
Sam had a "serious" conversation with Alex at the bar and told him that he was in a seriously abusive relationship that he needed to get out of because it was really bad.
Alex stormed out and is now rambling about how his wife will be heading back to the house imminently and how she will kill him.
and keep in mind no one there besides maybe Frank has seen her TikTok shit and all of that - the audience knows more about the reality of all this than the contestants do right now.
Binx was confirming to people that Jackie really was Alex's wife.
 
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