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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
people insinuating that he wants to rape and murder because he wants to play the role in movies (specifically where it's the twist that he's the guy you'd least expect) when it's probably just an autism thing and a twist that he likes lmao
He said overtly that he has those fantasies for real but that he might feel too guilty if he acted on it and feared the punishments it would bring
 
I'm not gonna sit here and defend the gay black schizo, but I do think it's important to point out that when he talks about wanting to play a serial killer / rapist character (it's been brought up a few times) he usually mentions first that he wants to play just the worst and most reprehensible person possible. I don't think he's saying he's into rape and murder. I just think that's where his mind goes when he thinks of how to play the role of the worst and most evil possible person.
Hard to say looking at his website. Seeing his interactions with people makes me lean towards harmless but still concerning. He is schizo though and he is certainly not the first nor will he be the last schizo to fixate on terrible things, sex, or rape. Look at schizos on the site like Terry A. Davis, Fed Smoker, and Blake Andrew Westfall for refrence.
 
He already has a video about playing a serial rapist character
btw this totally has the appearance that he paid a small professional film company to film this for him and probably found or even paid an actress to be the other participant. The whole appearance and demeanor reminds me of some of the films featured on Red Letter Media where the dude funding it is the director, cameraman, producer, editor and actor. Production definitely lucked the fuck out by stumbling across Burt.

I guess this also adds to the professional headshots and other casting reels he has gotten done (there's one of him shirtless where he says he's a BBC daddy dom etc).

This would kind of explain one of the reasons why Burt is $500k in debt (someone on this thread said he mentioned that on the show)
 
I can only speak for myself but my love of Burt never had to do with sympathy or pity and I'd sure as fuck never want to be the guys friend irl he'd 100% try to molest me. I like him because he makes me cry laughing with his insanity. That's it. The sex pest stuff where he knows guys are straight and still hits on them is very creepy and weird. Him sniffing Frank shoes while he slept is hilarious on the show but actually fucked up in real life. I don't like him as a person but as a character on the show.
I agree, he is very entertaining but I hate him entirely as a person. Huge difference between loving the content he generates and liking him in any way. You've got a love for schizofag antics, as do we all.
 
I can only speak for myself but my love of Burt never had to do with sympathy or pity and I'd sure as fuck never want to be the guys friend irl he'd 100% try to molest me. I like him because he makes me cry laughing with his insanity. That's it. The sex pest stuff where he knows guys are straight and still hits on them is very creepy and weird. Him sniffing Frank shoes while he slept is hilarious on the show but actually fucked up in real life. I don't like him as a person but as a character on the show.
I’m on the same page, I find Burt seriously entertaining like no other Fishtank contestant but I also have no delusions of him being a delusional pornbrained weirdo who needs to be institutionalized and probably lobotomized for his own sake.
 
On another note has there been a single positive from bringing on Nifty? She kind of just watches people and says nothing and stays out of splash zones and tells people about prior seasons.
 
from being about just child abuse to the main character being a pooner
i fucking hate ARG creators.
as any Based-Dad would.
she's a dyke. that means the dad was not based.
HOW is Binx handling this hassling
she's old enough that she came of age during the "trolling/social experiment" days and easily has dealt with ip2-style streamers before. Remember she's an e-girl this is her kind of thing.
Just wanted to say even though I disagree with some of the takes in this thread this is still easily the best place to talk about fishtank and I enjoy posting with you guys :).
hey thanks man
 
On another note has there been a single positive from bringing on Nifty? She kind of just watches people and says nothing and stays out of splash zones and tells people about prior seasons.
I think she has acted to help calm down some of them with the chaos that has gone on and kind of keep them leveled. Especially the Frank chaos and everything that has gone on in the past 48h. She's the only non-production, non-contestant person that is calm.
Besides the contestants there is Jobe who basically does nothing and Jeff who gets blackout drunk and shouts loudly.
 
I can only speak for myself but my love of Burt never had to do with sympathy or pity and I'd sure as fuck never want to be the guys friend irl he'd 100% try to molest me. I like him because he makes me cry laughing with his insanity. That's it. The sex pest stuff where he knows guys are straight and still hits on them is very creepy and weird. Him sniffing Frank shoes while he slept is hilarious on the show but actually fucked up in real life. I don't like him as a person but as a character on the show.
I like to see the tiger at the zoo because it amuses me, but no rational person would want to bring the tiger home to live with them.

I'm a spectator. We have Payton at home. She's not a spectacle, but Burt is.
 
Sam completely killed the vibe of the burt redemption arc.
He shouldn't have betrayed his friends because he was enticed by finding clues and gooned out over Frank of all people. He's too nice a guy to fully embrace Dark Burt. There is no redemption until he can regain the trust of the fish which is permanently marred and I seriously doubt he can get back to a respectable standing with the time left.
 
He shouldn't have betrayed his friends because he was enticed by finding clues and gooned out over Frank of all people. He's too nice a guy to fully embrace Dark Burt. There is no redemption until he can regain the trust of the fish which is permanently marred and I seriously doubt he can get back to a respectable standing with the time left.
I beg to differ. The moment he figured out Frank was leading him on (and not actually gay) was when dark Burt truly came out. Cockblocking him fills his rage meter.
 
So now that things between Burt and Frank have been resolved and the entire house seems to be at peace - how are they gonna fill up the other 18 days?

It's unclear if Frank's hassling is going to have much of a result anymore so I am guessing we'll start seeing more participants soon or even more chaos and anarchy. Can't say I've been disappointed at all so far.
We shall see. But Hassle has got huge reactions from half of the house with the lightest of hassling.

If he can just lay low for a few days and be normal, I think he can easily ramp it back up again.
 
He shouldn't have betrayed his friends because he was enticed by finding clues and gooned out over Frank of all people. He's too nice a guy to fully embrace Dark Burt. There is no redemption until he can regain the trust of the fish which is permanently marred and I seriously doubt he can get back to a respectable standing with the time left.
I wonder if he was too nice or just missed the affection. My bet is on the latter, if he actually cared he wouldn't have flipped so easily. He only cares for cum.
 
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