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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Call me a faggot, but watching Frank fuck with an autistic schizo just felt so fucking wrong.
Yeah I got the same feeling. But to be fair he learned a valuable lesson (I mean probably not) and Frank did talk to him honestly and they settled things later on. But its a pretty unpredictable thing to fuck with someone like that, production are just lucky that he is so manipulable that they not only manipulated him into being in love and then betrayed him but they very likely just manipulated him into finding a "TV happy" resolution from it all.

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Nifty is helping Burt clean up the penthouse while letting him talk through everything that's happened over the last few days, in a wholesome edition of Friendtank.
Despite it being 11:30 EST, everyone else besides Jobe is still asleep.
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I guess production are letting them have a lie in to recover, or are having a lie in themselves.
Just to add to people who are questioning what Nifty has even been doing - she's not only been helping Burt clean up but has also been cleaning up some other areas of the house that I have seen. That's kind of important for morale. Unlike the other freeloaders she seems to not only not be involved in altercations but also has general immunity from everyone and has been providing mental/emotional support to people - although that may seem gay and faggy, it is kind of important since there are still 18 days left and multiple people have been on the verge of walking off for quite a while.
 
Interesting to note that MA is a two party consent state. Making a secret audio recording is technically criminal, however, I think it's rarely enforced.
you think that burt is going to be upset that his squirts are publicly broadcasted to the world
 
Idk giving a hardcore loser alcoholic homeless man endless booze and poking him for meltdowns is a shitty and boring bit, hope Jeff gets the boot soon where he will waste his single fishbuck earnings on drugs and more alcohol. We need new and different freeloaders.
I'm kind of on the fence about the Jeff hassling last night. Jeff's reactions were golden and but it really did just feel like two younger guys bullying a very obviously mentally unwell homeless alcoholic loser.
 
do you think the wiggers have realized that they're not getting rid of this bum unless they literally drag him out kicking and screaming?
They do not want to get rid of him whatsoever. Maybe they did but everytime they push him too far, production come up and try to placate him by feeding him bullshit (like giving him cigarettes without a lighter, more alcohol, making Jobe apologize and saying they'll get Frank Hassle to write him an apology letter). They fully intend to keep him there as long as they possibly can.
 
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Burt asked Jobe not to say the N-word because "as a black man" it makes him uncomfortable.
Mizzy - "as a girl,"
Burt - "as a black man,"
I thought this shit ended with L'Ron. It continues...
 
I'm kind of on the fence about the Jeff hassling last night. Jeff's reactions were golden and but it really did just feel like two younger guys bullying a very obviously mentally unwell homeless alcoholic loser.
I am also on the fence about it but I think it is important to note that literally no one stuck up for Jeff because they are that tired of his shit, he really hasn't done himself any favors. Binx almost broke his cigarettes on account of him continuously shouting like a retard and her not wanting to have her sleep fucked up by it. Everyone there is totally fed up with his bullshit (and possibly they're just happy that Frank isn't hassling them).

I did see I think Binx or maybe Peyton pass by a few times and say "Are you ok?" but this was when the hassling wasn't even happening and he was just sitting there alone - I think one of them realized that him being isolated isn't very good for his mental health. The only person who tried to help him at all was cymbalta and that was just by offering to get one of his cigarettes lit (which he did actually do, but it took him like half an hour)
 
The way Jet and Ben came into the room after allowing Frank to torment Jeff for hours and pretended to be his buddy saying "bro you're our favorite we love you man!" over and over also seemed really fake and scummy to me.
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