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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Freeloader Ian is about to do as much as S1 Ella, they could've brought anyone and chose the literal embodiment of the lazy Mexican stereotype.
I'm kinda divided on Ian. He obviously did jack shit but the chicks all seemed to like him and hang around with him, maybe much like Nifty his presence right now is about trying to restore some sense of normalcy and calm - that is assuming they once again plan to ramp shit up to total chaos again.
 
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lol someone mentioned simbals instagram earlier.
i pulled it up and this was the first thing i saw
 
Burt seems like that one nigga from the Memento movie - you could tell him anything, he'll totally believe it and then a few hours later tell him something else and he will totally forget the first thing.
Just earlier after Frank left, Payton came to get some stuff from penthouse that Frank had stolen. Then when Mizzy also came up to look for things, he got paranoid and started asking "why is everyone coming up to the penthouse? should I be worried?". It's so funny watching how short his memory is. He even noted that Mizzy's bag was in his suitcase "for some reason", but is still confused as to why they all came up there moments later.
 
It's so funny watching how short his memory is.
It's so interesting to see what his mind does and doesn't latch onto. Like how he kept seething over Simbal collecting blue balls for like a week but couldn't put together that the X sending him messages was Xavier.

"What's the last letter in the name 'alex'?"
"V?"
 
I gotta admit that the Ball Brothers bit is growing on me. I didn't like it at first but damn these boys know their way around a ball. BALLNADO!
 
It's so interesting to see what his mind does and doesn't latch onto. Like how he kept seething over Simbal collecting blue balls for like a week but couldn't put together that the X sending him messages was Xavier.

"What's the last letter in the name 'alex'?"
"V?"
Alex "B." My favorite part of that was when Xavier eventually just told him and Burt shouts "I KNEW IT"
 
Alex "B." My favorite part of that was when Xavier eventually just told him and Burt shouts "I KNEW IT"
Ah B at least makes more sense than V. I loved how Xavier played off him too, "You are shockingly bad at this" or whatever he said had me fucking rolling.
 
View attachment 6664598lol someone mentioned simbals instagram earlier.
i pulled it up and this was the first thing i saw

Just in case he has a moment of clarity when he gets out and deletes this, here is his open mic masterpiece. He did some editing, the cut material was probably too hot to handle.



edit: also shout out to @no-exit for sharing this site to access IG without an account.
 
amazing :story:

also im just gonna say this
idk why they brought back ian he's fucking retarded and boring
is it vibes repair? do people even like him?
he doesnt even talk he just makes noises
I honestly believe its vibes repair. They clearly want a pallet cleanser for "Act 3" whatever it is.
 
How are the archives on the official site? Is it reliable/worth it? Or are there some better director cut archives out there?

Already dreading the end of this season and want to go through S1/2 again for background entertainment while I work.
 
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