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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Once the retards figure out the remote in 3 hours they should look up stuff from season 2.5. Someone should TTS them this shit.
 
Scott Sullivan is the only Fishtank regular I cannot stand. Just the antithesis of funny and entertaining. The training sessions are by far the most dull moments of the show that isn't downtime.
The best thing he did was make a funny background scene while summer barfed all over the bar in S2. i bet the best part this time will be seeing how quickly burt tires out doing basic cardio
 
160 IQ, please understand.
I mean I'm pretty doubtful of the 160 IQ claim at this point in time, the only thing is I haven't seen him sat down and actually have to "work" on something on a computer or via paper. He does have a reddit account where he posted his TF2 cosplay images and a few other things and he responded to feedback on it (particularly negative feedback) but I am more and more under the belief that almost his entire online presence was managed by some company/person on his behalf.

The other explanation is that he had an IQ of 160+ and then got diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder (which presents itself between the ages of 25-35) and because of the medication he is on, it has completely dumbed him down (apparently that is one of the reasons that schizophrenics are so resistant to staying on their meds. Looking at his list of meds the guy is on like 20 antipsychotics.

According to his LinkedIn he did actually go to university and did go to some sort of MENSA gathering (but only to collect an aware presumably).

But I think the most likely possibility is that it is complete bullshit to begin with.
 
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Does Burt still not actually understand that the show is livestreamed 24/7...? His reaction to some of the clips was "that's on the internet? oh no".
 
I can't imagine Burt does anything in his private life other than goon and watch Charmed or whatever. The other times in the day he's quietly sitting in a chair in the dark waiting to be reactivated.
 
Does Burt still not actually understand that the show is livestreamed 24/7...? His reaction to some of the clips was "that's on the internet? oh no".
Burt is literally a pants shitting retard, his brain can't comprehend anything except gay sex.
 
Burt is flipping between being horrified that all his sordid activities are live on the internet and being elated that he has lots of E-fans
 
Does Burt still not actually understand that the show is livestreamed 24/7...? His reaction to some of the clips was "that's on the internet? oh no".
Keep in mind only yesterday (or within the past 48h) the police came and he stood in the end and read out the time and said that he is fine (thereby implying he fully understands that it is broadcast live)
 
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Fail RP. He didn't kick the other fish out and now they know about Xavier.

This is forbidden knowledge indeed, you see.
 
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