🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
At this rate we're going to have an hour long clip of Ian saying the same shit over and over, which is the most active he's ever been on fishtank.
 
Bedroom 3 way better than the actual show in the Den.

N word is worse than selling Fent - Useless mexican
He mentioned the show being "broadcast for years after this" so his only concern with it is being associated with the word in public/on the internet. He clearly didn't Google the show and still has no fucking clue what planet he is on let alone what the show even is, despite being out for like 2 weeks or some shit.
 
I've never seen Ian so animated. Nifty started dozing off so she went down to get some coffee.
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They're introducing a new rugpull situation where there will be new contestants entering and the current fish have to pretend that they're also new or don't know what fishtank is. They can't betray/threaten each other either.

edit: I guess Burt is totally asleep (you can hear him snoring lol) during this briefing so will have no idea what is going on. Jet is making it clear that "one of you 5 will be going home"

edit: it will go back to being "famous house rules" where they vote other people out (more frequently).
He said if they fuck up, he'll just kick them out and restart everything as season 4.

So I guess they're going to start this as Season 4?
 
TTS has to go back to being computer, but can be a lot more wackier and crazier than it was before
The ramp up from famous house to fish tank will be a lot faster this time
 
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Burt is completely fast asleep during this important briefing (he can be heard lighting snoring/breathing).
By what Jet is saying, they will have an incentive to vote Burt off since he can't even keep track of reality.

Burt just indicated that he was pretending to be asleep this whole time, he seems to have some idea of what is going to happen though from what he said.
 
You know what Ian is? Ian is like if Damiel took himself seriously. Like he actually believed he was black and had zero sense of humor about it. I'm shocked more people don't compare the two they are very much similar. Ian is Damiel without the try hard funny. Both brown guys who think they are black, both pretend to be hard, both are very clearly stupid, both are from the west coast.
 
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