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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Did you guys really think of Burt as anything more than an entertaining schizocow? He jerks off while talking to the audience. He has admitted he wants to play rapists and murders because he's fascinated by it. He's a pornographer. He has been trying to fuck every single guy on the show. He's a gay pornographer. He announced that he hurts himself to get off (the two hand technique is probably him pinching his balls to do just that). His first introduction to people is that he's a gay sexworker. He tried to pay money to bring back an actor from craigslist so that he could sexually harass him. He fed one of his romantic interests medications and supplements to make him fall into a deep sleep. You people draw the line at him wanting to fuck the gay pedo (oxymoron)?
I don't find Burt entertaining because he's a good or moral person I enjoy him because he's a freak who makes me laugh. Just today his exchange with Sam about him "always suspecting" he was Jewish because he was always talking about money was incredibly funny. He has TONS of moments like that aren't him beating his dick. I would never want to be around him in person.
 
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Did you guys really think of Burt as anything more than an entertaining schizocow? He jerks off while talking to the audience. He has admitted he wants to play rapists and murders because he's fascinated by it. He's a pornographer. He has been trying to fuck every single guy on the show. He's a gay pornographer. He announced that he hurts himself to get off (the two hand technique is probably him pinching his balls to do just that). His first introduction to people is that he's a gay sexworker. He tried to pay money to bring back an actor from craigslist so that he could sexually harass him. He fed one of his romantic interests medications and supplements to make him fall into a deep sleep. You people draw the line at him wanting to fuck the gay pedo (oxymoron)?
For me its less that is more I logically can't wish anyone to win. They all seem like genuinely shitty people. Payton ignoring someone so badly they had to change schools (i bet there is more to this), Binx is just an E Girl Simp farmer thot that has had more men in her than a train station at rush hour, Burt is well Burt and Simbal is every slimeball rapey call center middle manager. Burn the money in a ditch honestly.

Oh and they are troon pedo apologists and defenders.
"Allegedly"
 
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The prince of Persia yeets the jeet.
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Binx waiting to strike like a snake in the grass.
 
I'm hoping they gave Luke an immunity chip or something.
I'm so fucking done with the original fish.
Not a single one came out unscathed today, all of them took massive L's.
 
It is so funny how the new fish instantly figured out Simbal.

BUT if Luke is on the line and production doesn't rig it to save him its so over.
If they give 50k to anyone other than Luke or Kevin I'm never spending money on fishtank again. The rest of them are whores, pedos, and one of them is even italian.
 
Literally it took people 3 minutes to find out all the shit on brandon, are they actively not doing background checks?
I think they do background checks and absolutely look to get people with nasty history on the show, if only for the audience to root for their downfall and pay to torture them, or to create content by kicking them. The Brandon one seems to have backfired in a way since the cast is the most degenerate type of normies, and production probably realized the only way to properly deal with him is to have him gone. I am still hoping they do some sort of further expose on him with a slideshow though, i want to see these degenerates try to defend him through that.
 
So basically confirmed then that those gay production notes about waiting it out and giving them time to handle Brandon was Jet coping in the basement? And that Sam bigdicked him and made an executive decision that they would NOT be letting this dude remain for even one night?

Based, remember your place Jet & Ben
 
Stinx: "sorry Brandon I really fucked with you' immediately followed by acknowledgment of nasty chomo shit Sam showed her
A month of Fishtank and in the span of just of a few hours all of the OG fish have managed to nuke any sort of likability and goodwill they had with the audience, absolute fucking retards.
 
I don't find Burt entertaining because he's a good or moral person I enjoy him because he's a freak who makes me laugh. Just today his exchange with Sam about him "always suspecting" he was Jewish because he was always talking about money was incredibly funny. He has TONS of moments like that aren't him beating his dick. I would never want to be around him in person.
Truthfully, I've always found him annoying and revolting. He just cycles through the same dialogue lines over and over again and then wacks off to people he just spoke with 5 minutes ago . He's a gay retard who's only redeeming content was when he called Sam a Jew and listed his reasons.
 
I think they do background checks and absolutely look to get people with nasty history on the show, if only for the audience to root for their downfall and pay to torture them, or to create content by kicking them. The Brandon one seems to have backfired in a way since the cast is the most degenerate type of normies, and production probably realized the only way to properly deal with him is to have him gone. I am still hoping they do some sort of expose on him with a slideshow though, i want to see these degenerates try to defend him through that.
I don't believe for a second production found information on Brandon promoting child drag shows and Sam was cool with inviting someone like that on. It's clear that the wiggers simply didn't do background checks out of laziness.
 
La’Ron Twitter Space running notes:
  • Ron says Brandon needs to go.
  • Ron said he likes breezy because she’s entertaining in an annoying way, but rescinds this when he finds out she supports Brandon.
  • “Who you think you is?” Re: Breezy haggling,
  • Ron WOULD have took the money to go hassle Brandon until he leaves crying.
  • Ron says he loves Luke for his unbothered nature but he would do better if he tried to get to know the women and win them over. Ron says even Frank built relationships while hassling.*
  • Ron: Brandon definitely needs to go but we can’t forget how creepy Burt has been, “he said some molesting shit”, why didn’t he get dragged for that?
  • Someone: “it seems like Sam is going to kick Brandon right now” Ron: “Good.” He’s now signing off to go watch the livestream!
Link to the Space recording, does anyone know how to save these?

*case-in-point for why LaRon is a great fish commentator right here, this is genuinely insightful
You can use yt-dlp, which is covered in the archival thread.

Here you go. Anyone can reach out directly if they need help or want me to grab something for them.
 
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