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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I haven't watched since season one because the show got really gay, but if Sam is actually going to torture these soft ass zoomers I'm so fucking in.

Also Luke is a 10/10.
 
Fake News Anchor said:
Nigga, Payton said she wants him gone next because of his "homophobia". Noone is putting that in her head. Those are her genuine beliefs: Gays=Good so Criticism=Homophobia=Evil. We sentence 18 year olds to death, we can hold the wittle 19 year old accountable for his own shitty decisions.
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and don't forget that the fishtank fanbase is a microchasm. peyote knows what the audience is like based on TTS and what her own social circle is like, they are not the same thing. Even if she gets eliminated now, and especially if its for sticking up for whatever minority group then its no skin off of her back.
 
neger psykolog said:
and don't forget that the fishtank fanbase is a microchasm. peyote knows what the audience is like based on TTS and what her own social circle is like, they are not the same thing. Even if she gets eliminated now, and especially if its for sticking up for whatever minority group then its no skin off of her back.
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If Payton ends up in Atlanta to do modeling/acting the way she wants, she's going to be fucked literally and figuratively and yet she will think Fishtank is a terrible evil.
 
Aidan said:
If Payton ends up in Atlanta to do modeling/acting the way she wants, she's going to be fucked literally and figuratively and yet she will think Fishtank is a terrible evil.
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It's all good if the institutions exploiting and corrupting people are owned by POCs and faggots. Then its empowering or something. Fishtank is evil because they are straight, white, males unlike Mr Scheckelblawedrawenstein who pays her to be straight for pay on camera.
 
Smegward said:
its fucked how you can show them the scenes those people produce and point out the grown ass man's dick next to the child and they still don't get it.
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They totally get it, theyre just so rotten in the soul and genetically devoid of empathy that it doesn't phase them. Note that the only person who stood against it was also the only white man in the tank. Shy kev also, but he didn't get it till after it was over anyway.
 
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its fucked how you can show them the scenes those people produce and point out the grown ass man's dick next to the child and they still don't get it.
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Fag/tranny supporters are fucked in the head beyond repair. It's not that surprising to me. Most pedos are fags.
 
neger psykolog said:
production fucked up because Simmons book was AI generated or written by a ghost writer and he didn't actually write it from what I understand it)
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Even if that is the case, Simmons could have double checked it, proofed it, had an editor look at it, etc. And even if he didn't do any of that (just AI'd a book and published it) he could have defended himself by saying it was AI and that he never wrote it. He could have admitted to fucking up and making a mistake (if it was truly a mistake). But, no guilt, no remorse, just like Brandon and his kiddy drag stuff.

At the very least, Simmons seemed to be embarrassed by the reading of his book, whereas Brandon felt no shame or embarrassment when confronted by multiple people about it. So I think in that regard, Brandon is actually worse than Simmons. Both of them had to go though, as keeping them on would have just killed the vibe and viewership.

Edit: Formatting and structure.

Addition: At least they were able to get Simmons an off camera editing job in the basement (just kidding).
 
It's a woman thing.
Women are followers. If they grow up being taught gay race communism is right, then that's what they'll believe.
Payton is obviously indoctrinated in the faggot modeling scene which is full of that shit.
It's similar to brainwaishing or whatever.
if you ask her why it's a good thing, she won't be able to give you an answer.
it's just good because it's ... le good, okay! (this is basically her reasoning when asked about it)
Many such cases, unfortunately.
 
Sam's genuine anger makes me hopeful that now it will actually be hellhouse to take us to the finish line.

These people are all irredeemable garbage except for Luke. Give the people what they want Jet. Burn it all down.
 
My endorsement has been switched from Payton to Luke. I do think it would be funny if we got a dark horse winner though, like Kevin or the asian girl who wasn't even there in the tank to defend the pedo because she arrived later. I would laugh so hard if a literal nobody won after all of this.
 
My endorsement has been switched from Payton to Luke. I do think it would be funny if we got a dark horse winner though, like Kevin or the asian girl who wasn't even there in the tank to defend the pedo because she arrived late. I would laugh so hard if a literal random won after all of this.

edit; tried to fix spelling and posted again second time by accident. my old ass computer really doesn't like running the fishtank.live and it fucks everything up
 
Fake News Anchor said:
Nigga, Payton said she wants him gone next because of his "homophobia". Noone is putting that in her head. Those are her genuine beliefs: Gays=Good so Criticism=Homophobia=Evil. We sentence 18 year olds to death, we can hold the wittle 19 year old accountable for his own shitty decisions.
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No one put that in her head? Where did she derive "homophobia" from "I don't think kids should be sold sexually provocative outfits"?
 
The Persian guy just accused Payton of being a plant. :story:
 
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There isn't enough galaxy gas in the world to explain why they thought famous house 2.0 was a good idea period. Season 3 was shaping up to be the ultimate realization of what they always wanted Fishtank to be, but now they've went and ruined it all for a joke that was never even going to be funny in the first place.
 
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