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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    814
And he's officially a sissy
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Sneedifarms said:
fucking pan fried fries, unreal
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Honestly I was hoping maybe they were sausage links for the protein and it would be sensible. Alas, no. Pan cooked fries it was.

At this point they should take away all outside connection and tell them to make a shopping list for making a lasagna. Then they have to make one from scratch with their ingredient list and anyone who can't is eligible to eliminate. I'd settle for a casserole/hot dish.
 
Slightly Worthless said:
Have to disagree here.

From what we've seen, Josie has basically no personality. Her image is just random quirky stuff - anime, dance games, obscure music - in place of actually having a strong sense of self. You wouldn't get a decent conversation out of her. Plus the tics and stimming are cute in this context, but would become incredibly irritating immediately in real life.

Meanwhile, Letty has a real personality where you could chat with her for hours. Yes she's desperate to please, but that can be quite alluring, especially in the bedroom where we've seen she's quite the freak. This "people pleaser" personality trait is attractive enough for her to have a stalker who's willing to break the law just to get her attention.

As for the hairy puss, it's already speculated that she grew out it out for her boyfriend's pleasure. Or she just doesn't give a fuck. Either option is a win.
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Like I said, the tics could probably be controlled. She has some level of these tics, but she's also playing it up for the cameras. I think it can be reasonably overlooked.
I don't think I want to be in a bedroom with Letty either, it might be fun for the night but I have a feeling the long-term repercussions of this night would be painful. As for why her stalker is so aggressive to get her attention, it's not necessarily because her personality is so attractive, its because her boyfriend is a deranged lunatic who couldn't handle rejection or being cheated on, kind of like the guy who murdered Bianca Devins in a way. I've been around enough girls like Letty and frankly I'd rather hang out with a dull slate like Josie over someone like her any day.
Also I don't mind a bit of hair, but I've seen the videos of her. Her pussy looks rancid. I would unironically rather stare at Sylvia's OnlyFans for 10 hours than look at her Arby's roast beef vag ever again. I'm afraid we're going to have to agree to disagree.
 
When someone freaks out about hairy vag/a hole I assume it’s a porn addicted virgin. If you sleep with four women three will have hairy pussies. You’ll get some grooming the first time she fucks you but even that goes away after a while.
 
Watching this Simmons tranny skit is making me sick to my stomach.
jallsballs said:
did the damiel team ever even bother writing or practicing their sketch?
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Not to my knowledge but I bet it'll still be better than this tranny bullshit.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Bros, watching them practice the Jewish tranny vaccine skit made me realize that I don't think I'm ready to observe the mass amount of cringe that is going to take place.
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I still maintain that Letty's team is going to actually choke and become super awkward when it's time to act in front of everyone, thus making it even more cringe. Sure Simmons is cross dressing but he needed to be broken down to agree with it, and Letty does seem to get nervous. Vance never says anything, neither does Sylvia.

Mauro and Josie don't have to do shit on their team, since everyone is simping Josie and Mauro is on the winning team by default. I think Jon and Damn will have fun with it since I haven't seen them get shy or awkward about, well, anything, so they'll carry the team even if Josie and Mauro don't do shit.
 
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