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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The wiggers are running all the Zipp outside. I saw all of them doing it, Jet, Vance, Luca and Ben. They had a lot of Zipp in the basement.
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They are all giggling during this speech. I feel like they would be more apologetic and somber if the show got cut short.
They flew in and catered a bunch of people this season, not to mention logistics and other stuff. This could be a fakeout, but this season did cost a lot of money regardless.
The wiggers are running all the Zipp outside. I saw all of them doing it, Jet, Vance, Luca and Ben. They had a lot of Zipp in the basement.
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Drink Zipp.
 
I somehow think there is going to be a "gaslight the audience" list that Sam Hyde has (as he did with idubbbbz) where they deliberately knew people would be able to view cameras once they "finished"
 
"I can't wait to get out so I can fuck someone again!" -Gold Burt

"I also fuck pussy you dumb fuck!" -Also Gold Burt
 
If they really planned this all out in advance then Burt was the absolute most best perfect casting choice ever recorded in the history of mankind or production got super, mega, exceptionally lucky.

People will probably say "you're wrong, there's no chance they planned this out" - but then remember they already took Burt out of the house with Xavier with the bloodgames set and had him dress up and do a bunch of stuff? Maybe that was the test run.

I know he's atypical, and I know they have pushed him to the very edge numerous times - but Burt, despite any flaws he may have, is really an amazing human. He is possibly one of the most entertaining people I have ever seen and he is the compelling reason to watch Fishtank. I, and I'm sure many other people wish they could have the kind of confidence that he has - I am still divided on how much of what he was doing was an act, how much was prompted, and how much is just Burt being Burt.

👏 for Burt
👏 for Production
👏 for Jet Neptune (I was surprised to learn he is only in his 20s)
👏 for Sam Hyde
👏 for all the other contestants
 
I'm thinking when they pulled Peyton in the basement last night, it was to tell her that Burt won, and that she's going to be playing a role in the Bloodgames here. At least that's what I want to believe happened. It's definitely not over here though. What are the odds they're going to recreate the play from earlier in the season?
 
I'm thinking when they pulled Peyton in the basement last night, it was to tell her that Burt won, and that she's going to be playing a role in the Bloodgames here. At least that's what I want to believe happened. It's definitely not over here though. What are the odds they're going to recreate the play from earlier in the season?
That would be a pretty good bit. It's tripping me out that my shitposts about them going on a field trip to Schitty might actually be coming true.
 
Now the cameras are back up for me, but only accessible from the drop-down list. The arrows don't work for me. There may be some differences depending on what device you're using. I have it running on 3 different devices; a phone, a chrome book, and an Amazon firestick, and admittedly all of these devices suck ass. Well, the phone is pretty nice, bur not for this purpose.

Luke is dogging Burt about his homosexuality, and when Burt says "I like pussy too!" Luke tells him "You're just greedy then." Top kek.
 
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