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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
#lurker said:
I'm reading lots of cope from people in this thread desperately trying to convince themselves that the last 5 weeks of their life weren't completely wasted on a show with no direction and no conclusion.
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the FTL subreddit's all in on the doomposting if yer looking for someone to commiserate with
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Slight correction, Marky is a girl sam fucked a long time ago who was (probably) 16. Which is technically legal in RI but still pretty gross since Sam was pushing 30 at the time. To my knowledge she's never actually come out and said anything against him. The girl who's nuts is Channing, a different ex of Sam's who's been trying to use the Marky info to discredit Sam for several years now to little effect (because she's a fucked up junky and generally nobody cares what she has to say).
So to more accurately answer the question, Markyposting is when someone in any Sam Hyde related thing says anything referring to her, which tends to fluster and piss off Sam.
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It is important to note Channing didn't devote her life to going after Sam because she deeply cared about Marky and her alleged abuse she was a former MDE employee and ex gf of Sam who burned bridges with him over some money he owed her. She basically took another persons trauma and used it as ammo for her own personal grudge against Sam. For anyone interested check out our Sam thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hyde.96342
 
Fatty is no longer fat enough to get the free meal at Heart Attack Grill. Gotta be over 350 lbs for that. Congrats to him for not qualifying for this dubious perk.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
It is important to note Channing didn't devote her life to going after Sam because she deeply cared about Marky and her alleged abuse she was a former MDE employee and ex gf of Sam who burned bridges with him over some money he owed her. She basically took another persons trauma and used it as ammo for her own personal grudge against Sam. For anyone interested check out our Sam thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hyde.96342
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The evidence of the allegations is sketchy at best, plus the screenshots are probably fake. The pics could have easily been taken out of context as well.
 
I haven't watched the show, but so is fishtank now Sam Hyde and his crew going on a friendship tour with a small group of random psychos?
Is the whole thing a deliberate attempt to test the waters with some type of IRL streaming, or did they just decide they'd like buddies to travel around with funded by the viewers?

What a bizarre, depressing/wholesome/cringeworthy pivot.

As a non-viewer I'm more interested in whatever the hell is going on here at this point than the actual show itself.

Sicko Hunter said:
It is important to note Channing didn't devote her life to going after Sam because she deeply cared about Marky and her alleged abuse she was a former MDE employee and ex gf of Sam who burned bridges with him over some money he owed her. She basically took another persons trauma and used it as ammo for her own personal grudge against Sam. For anyone interested check out our Sam thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hyde.96342
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And yet Hyde has not learned his lesson from Channing and continues to involve himself with insane women.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Those poor monkeys, they look so scared, and they're never doing normal monkey things. They're always frightened and holding onto his neck...
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I've thought about that as well. The fact that the monkeys are never playing around or doing their own thing is telling to me. I'm not the Monkey King nor a monkey expert but I feel like if you have young monkeys that are constantly wrapping themselves around you and making themselves seem smaller, it's weird

it kinda rubbed me the wrong way that alex fed benji three fucking times with marshmallows. just pure fucking sugar. i don't doubt that they feed them non-nutritional shit for the monkeys and knowing jabba's behavior, I wouldn't be surprised if she beats those monkeys
 
Tfw they realize the only reason Burt isn't the raping menace he dreams of being is because his retard brain even knows a mid sized woman could absolutely work his ass over, adrenaline or not.
 
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