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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Devil's Avocado said:
Did you know that Jet has a sister whose existence has been pretty closely guarded in a sense that Jet never talks a about her? Well, apparently she just had her birthday in the S3 house which somehow got leaked and now we all know that there is another Neptune, first name Jupiter (seriously Johnny, what's with the planets).

So I did the only sensible thing and scraped her entire Instagram existence:
Live profile: https://www.instagram.com/jupatroopa/
Raw JSON IG dump of the entire profile with likes, comments, everything; https://jsonblob.com/1374784899919306752
All the pictures from her IG extracted from the JSON: https://e.pcloud.link/publink/show?code=kZIWVtZR52tWgxHxCLeKiaDpdqQGXYELW9k

I haven't dug deeper than her IG yet and her name makes it somewhat difficult, but apparently she's been doing pretty well in life by graduating from The University of Georgia (class of '24) even though she grew up in foster care for some unknown reason. Now the only thing left to do is for Burt to hit that just to get one over Unibrow for scamming him out of 50k (yeah, I know it was Sam who gambled the money away, no need to argue about that aspect).
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I refuse to believe this isn't just Jet living a (not so) secret troon life
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Its Vladi Bby said:
Im a huge fan of On Cinema, its Heidecker project that hes been doing for well over a decade now. Every year they do this "Oscar Special", which is their live show finale to their season. One thing that surprised me was how many people were apart of the project, set designers, producers, writers, actors, make up artists, and the list goes on and on and on. And you know what? All of these people are professionals that are paid. Nobody is working for free or because they are a friend of Tim. Heidecker is the star, or one of them, and the show has his fingerprint on it, but it works as well as it does because of the professionals that surround him. Sure, there is less money to be made, but the vision is executed everytime.

Hyde employs a group of wiggers and hanger ons that are happy to do things for free just to be around him.
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Something that people would know if they ever watched the behind the scenes for Awesome Show or Tom goes to the mayor is that despite his persona, Tim genuinely seems to be a nice guy who wants people to have a fun time at work, because of how much time it actually takes to make these episodes he's not half assing it, nor is he looking at his phone the entire time like Sam does.

There's one clip from one of the old dvds of him just doing this annoying dance where he announces its friday and he brought a cake and its such a stupid childish thing, but its exactly the type of environment where dumb office stuff like that is ok, because most of the time they're obsessed with work and how to make their ideas actually become reality. If someone even suggested that to Sam, he'd belittle them and tell them to fuck off.

like the output can be as good as it is because they put so much time and effort in the production stage. that might also come from their background too, TGTTM is an animated show meaning you have to care about everything the entire way through, you can't just say "fuck it" and change course because you're feeling grumpy that day.

even when they're mocking retards on Awesome Show, tim treats them the same way he treats Jeff Goldblum or John C Riley. its only after they get the footage and do all the dumb effects do you really get to see how they mocked these people.

I think this is also why Tim can make stuff such as On Cinema, he's not just being a complete douchebag to everyone the way Sam Hyde or Troy Duffy thinks being a creative allows you to act like. its obvious there isn't some huge financial backing either for On Cinema, yet Tim is able to use the money they do get to make something fantastic.

meanwhile despite people donating thousands, 90% of the time Sam Hyde whether its his podcast or fishtank seems to act like he doesn't want to be there. he's constantly on his phone on the podcast, if you ask him to be professional he'd probably punch you in the face. Of course only wiggers seem to enjoy working with him. If someone said the latest season of On Cinema and season 2 or 3 of fishtank cost the same i'd believe it, because it doesn't matter how much money you have if you don't have quality staff around you.
 
Jet deleted this for some reason
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I thought they where going for a pirate theme for Bloodgames 2 but everything Ive seen posted on the wiggers twitters and Instagram seems to be more knights/medieval themed
 
I don't know if this has ever been posted before but Burt is currently singing along to this song on his stream. It's a song parodying something from Aladdin but it's about his Jim O'Hara tutoring scam.
 
Plasticise said:
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I thought they where going for a pirate theme for Bloodgames 2 but everything Ive seen posted on the wiggers twitters and Instagram seems to be more knights/medieval themed
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Good, they picked a theme and are running with it. Bloodgames 1 was very funny with its retardedly mashed up theme, but that really only works once. The contestants wouldn't take any of the game seriously again if they didn't tighten up.
I now have some reasonably high hopes for Bloodgames 2.
 
Burt's stream last night (Burt Stream 49) was one for the books. There is a lot of content to cover and I'm working on editing it now, but it will take a while since the stream was over six hours long.

Investigation Summary:
  • Burt's brother "Wild" Bill has been calling into some hotline and meeting women there.
  • Bill sends these women money and frequently proposes marriage to them. He considers all of them to be his serious girlfriends. He has never met any of them in real life.
  • These women are all old, fat, and mentally disabled in some way or another. They are really ugly. Pictures included.
  • Bill was on Burt Stream 48 where he raged against one of these women named Andrea for "cheating" on him. This includes Burt calling Mizzy and Bill yelling at her about getting cheated on by his "whore" girlfriend. Bill also hits on Mizzy a lot and says afterwards that he thinks she has a crush on him.
  • Burt said something to piss Bill off and he left. Burt spent the rest of the stream calling Andrea who Bill is supposedly dating, launching an investigation into Bill's hotline escapades and the women he has been talking to.
  • Andrea has been catfishing Bill, posing as some woman named "Andrea Trapani" who I've included a picture of. I've also included a picture of what she actually looks like. She sent the real photo of herself to Burt.
  • Bill sent Andrea $200 in cash for her birthday. Burt presses her to give the money back and eventually she threatens to call the police if Burt doesn't stop harassing her.
  • Bill got pissed at Burt for this and left an angry voicemail. I don't have a copy of this voicemail at the moment. Bill was also sent back to the psych ward shortly after Burt Stream 48.
  • Burt came back live on Tuesday night, and last night, after a week break to continue the investigation.
  • Bill is completely enraged with Burt and sends Burt another 3 voicemails, pissed at Burt for trying to steal his girl. I was able to clip these. They are very funny.
  • Burt gets ahold of another one of Bill's girls, Mary Lee. Burt spends hours of the streams talking to Mary Lee on the phone.
  • Mary Lee confirms that Bill proposed to her and that they have had phone sex multiple times. This includes Bill "eating her pussy through the phone".
  • Burt simply asks questions about his brother and humors Mary Lee when she trauma dumps on him about fake rapes.
  • This is enough for Mary Lee to text Burt immediately after the call ends that she has fallen in love with him. From then on she ends every call with "I love you."
  • Mary Lee keeps calling Burt so Burt answers for stream content. She asks if they are together and Burt says he wants to take it slow and get to know her better before he can commit to anything. This sends her into a tantrum and she keeps hanging up on Burt and denying his calls. This pisses Burt off as he hates being ignored more than anything else.
  • Burt's chat convinces him to go Dark Burt and break her heart. Burt then plays into her fantasies and acts like he is interested in her. He pretends like he doesn't want to do this but has a devious smile the entire time. Burt decides to steal Bill's girl.
  • Burt proceeds to have phone sex (on stream) with Mary Lee and convinces her to engage in raceplay with him, calling him "nigga daddy" and eventually the full blown nigger word. Burt is containing laughter as he plays along. Mary Lee has no idea that she is being streamed as they have phone sex.
  • I had to tap out at this point because it was too disgusting but I have downloaded the entire VOD which is now gone off of youtube and will be going back, summarizing, and clipping the rest of the stream.

Andrea's catfish photo:
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The real Andrea:
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Mary Lee:
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More clips to come from my summary, and I will be keeping up and posting updates from the investigation as it continues. Stay tuned!
 
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I'll never understand how people make it into adulthood with that level of mental illness. You'd think they'd choke on a sandwich at age 11 or something
 
Ever Seen A Rolex said:
Ever Seen A Rolex said:
I'll never understand how people make it into adulthood with that level of mental illness. You'd think they'd choke on a sandwich at age 11 or something
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Typically theyre pretty isolated so by like 24 or whatever theyve fallen into routines and become kind of shut ins and not going out experiencing the world or getting into trouble. And when you get isolated like that shit can spiral fast too, you kind of need to keep up on having a social life and social skills to get by.

Maybe not serious since he wasnt really involved with the family and I didnt 'know' him.
My dad had a cousin who was schizoaffective enough that he couldnt hold down a job, and he would run out of medicine and not refill it and go out and get in trouble and get arrested. But what happens is people dont really want to interact with that level of actual crrazy, so the cop goes 'okay I dont want to deal with this for the next 5 hours, well drop you off here and these other people will help you, okay?'

And its a bad look so their parents or a family member will sort of helicopter parent cover for them, like Chris Chan but when they go, they may end up on the street where I think he died.

That wont happen to these women but I guess Im in a depressive weird mood because thinking about it I was like that may be a case for MAID type stuff.
 
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Jet says BG2 "soon:"
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He's quoting this tweet, featuring Jimmy ranting about the Jews during BG1. He sounds like that Papa Johns Tiktok guy for some reason. Archived video:
 
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