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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 65 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 417 51.4%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    811
Josie's small outbursts of mimicking violence are adorable. If she's somehow faking autism or actually a tranny I am going to be permanently traumatized by the betrayal.

 
Jon is discussing using the couch pieces to make getting inside the house harder for the sharks. Honestly, I'm down for this plan, I hope they do it.
 
Josie's small outbursts of mimicking violence are adorable. If she's somehow faking autism or actually a tranny I am going to be permanently traumatized by the betrayal.

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She's definitely autistic but she's also playing into it. You can see on her social media her in highly crowded social events where she isn't acting spergy at all.
 
Jon is discussing using the couch pieces to make getting inside the house harder for the sharks. Honestly, I'm down for this plan, I hope they do it.
it seems like a good plan until Jon touches the stove... or Vance touches the stove....... or Simmons...........
 
"Make him work for it, make him leave the bathroom." Jon talking about Simmons asking for a towel. Jon's nice guy arc is long gone, he is now a full Hyde practioner in random acts of violence and autistic screams.
 
Josie's small outbursts of mimicking violence are adorable. If she's somehow faking autism or actually a tranny I am going to be permanently traumatized by the betrayal.

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If there is a mole - its Josie.
She's perfect for the role of being weird and annoying for the rest of the house to slowly drive them insane over six weeks. Sam would absolutely do shit like this.
I hope the show is doing well really. Hyde put out a genius product and I hope they profit so we can see something like this again.
 
"Make him work for it, make him leave the bathroom." Jon talking about Simmons asking for a towel. Jon's nice guy arc is long gone, he is now a full Hyde practioner in random acts of violence and autistic screams.
Let's be honest, he just wants to see Simmons naked
 
"Make him work for it, make him leave the bathroom." Jon talking about Simmons asking for a towel. Jon's nice guy arc is long gone, he is now a full Hyde practioner in random acts of violence and autistic screams.
Like I said, smug Jon is the worst. It will be very cathartic to see him hurled from his autistic throne. The only question is who will do it and how?
 
Like I said, smug Jon is the worst. It will be very cathartic to see him hurled from his autistic throne. The only question is who will do it and how?
I like it. It shows character development. Especially since he’s not even aware he was the one who gave Damiel the boot. At this point nobody but the staff has the ability to throw him off of his throne, and it’s going to be difficult doing that while also not outright targeting him. This is Fish Tank, so seeing natural interactions and hierarchies develop is apart of the process.
 
Remember, a few days ago Letty said something sexual and Jon replied "I haven't had any sexual thoughts the entire time I've been here". And I believe him, seeing as he doesn't seem to give a shit about anything but this competition. Letty cannot seduce Jon.
 
Jason Goldstriker with too many well placed blows to the head.
Its gonna be pretty boring if things only get interesting when Sam shows up now that Damiel is gone. I'm already missing his presence. He instigated and made the other fish uncomfortable. Jon just moves furniture, does street-fighting jump-training and tries to bully Simmons but fails because he's too dumb and Simmons is too Chinese.
 
Remember, a few days ago Letty said something sexual and Jon replied "I haven't had any sexual thoughts the entire time I've been here". And I believe him, seeing as he doesn't seem to give a shit about anything but this competition. Letty cannot seduce Jon.
Eyes on the prize - you can get your dick wet after in a celebratory fashion.
 
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