🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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I can not overstate how much I detest Burt. Him trying to make a moral platitude is insane. He has openly admitted to wanting to commit incest with multiple family members. His dream roll is getting to play a child rapist/murderer. He has ran a college cheating service. Immediately sexually harasses men he finds attractive (but not women, he's bi damnit!). Stalks and harasses men who shut down his faggot advances. Ill cut it short I just can't stand that faggot, everything was honkydory when the season ended but the further away we get the more the notoriety he had gained fades and the more bitter he gets. I can only pray the HIV prophylactic he takes (something a straight man would take) fails and he story reaches its macabre end.

Edit: the hog started pouring out the booze
 
They're having a production pizza party in B2 right now and invited Rachel to gas her up. She revealed she doesn't remember all the contestants' names even though it's day fucking 3 already, and she also didn't know who Cowboy was somehow. She's so self absorbed it's unreal.
 
Pizza party in front of Lardo. They press her on the other fish's names, she didn't know Daniel's. Accuses Jet of using a fake name.
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Delusions of grandeur going strong.
They offered her some pizza but she deferred, doesn't like eating in front of other people.
Did ozempic for three months a while back and lost 50 lbs.
 
Karen Horney said:
Pizza party in front of Lardo. They press her on the other fish's names, she didn't know Daniel's. Accuses Jet of using a fake name.
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Delusions of grandeur going strong.
They offered her some pizza but she deferred, doesn't like eating in front of other people.
Did ozempic for three months a while back and lost 50 lbs.
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local chain, no flop, pizza looks like shit tbh. just get some pizza hut stuffed crust and call it a day.

(also what alcohol are you boys/their drinking tonight? seagrams 7 for me)
 
Jet made himself puke on the bed a little bit. They got her to take a whole pizza by saying they were throwing away the rest.
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And throw it away they did.
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Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe said:
local chain, no flop, pizza looks like shit tbh. just get some pizza hut stuffed crust and call it a day.
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Yeah, Papa Gino's sucks massive ass and is way overpriced. Probably half of the reason they dumped it under Ellie's sheets and left.

Beginning to look like the theme is "Transfer Freddy's Alcoholism to Daniel".
 
Karen Horney said:
And throw it away they did.
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They covered the bed pizza with the fitted sheet, making a pizza bed. It didn't take long for Ellie and Direnc to find it.
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Finally, we have reached Jokerposting heck house.
 
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