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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Queesechake said:
Fuentes might be on the show Wednesday.
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I just have to wonder what he will even do. Are they bringing on an old lady and need him to pepper spray her? Did someone drop something in a small crawlspace and they need someone small enough to reach it? Burt was last season so I doubt they need someone to point out the cum stains, maybe cleaning up after Jin?
 
For people catching up or posting along.
Absolute fucking nontent of a night. Arye larped as a skeptic YouTuber and the usual jokes from 2014 came through (also just made Amazing Atheist references), Seth is acting like a retarded wigger which is slightly amusing, Freddy, Drench, Ellie, Daniel are all laying around just sleeping. It's been like this for close to two hours of fuck all happening.

Yeah freeloader is coming but everything leading up to this fucking sucks
 
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bookers said:
bam entrance
They had fish put on blindfolds and try to guess who it was
freddy like immediately figured out it was bam.
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I was surprised they had him answer verbally since he has such a distinct voice.

The best part is what Bam said that tipped Freddy off: when the mystery person is asked if he has a big dick, Bam says "Hell no! I got a little fuckin' 2-inch hose!"

Freddy immediately sits forward and says "Wait, are you Bam Margera?!"
 
I don't really understand what the point of having Fuentes on would be
Maybe he could fuck with aryeh about jew shit but besides that what would he even do
 
production are the kings of killing momentum. the Bam shit was cool but to promise a great day ahead and then just have total silence for hours is so annoying to people who have jobs in the morning
 
Season 4 is a big flop. You don't even have to take my word for it, just look at this threads activity. Every day Season 3 had too many pages to read, yet now I can catch up in seconds. They are also following every other show in existence by relying on cheap celebrity cameos in substitute for anything that's actually engaging. Except this celebrity cameo is of someone who hasn't been relevant in 20 years and left after 60 minutes.

Hate me, but you know I'm right.
 
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"ellie is sleeping out in the open
should i draw a moustache on her face?
im not gonna do it, it would be funny though"

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seth is actually really good at this character its wild
he hasnt broken character once
 
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