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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Paul-Denton said:
They just need to go ahead and go the nathan fielder route. Walls made of shitty plaster you can replace in minutes and 4 exterior walls where no one can hear the neptunian rape
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I hope fishtank ends up like the play from Synecdoche New York where they have a city full of actors performing for nobody.
 
Paul-Denton said:
This movie is my personal autistic treasure never thought i'd see it here thank you fellow kino enjoyer
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“What was once before you - an exciting, mysterious future - is now behind you. Lived; understood; disappointing. You realize you are not special. You have struggled into existence, and are now slipping silently out of it. This is everyone's experience. Every single one. The specifics hardly matter. Everyone's everyone. It is time for you to understand this. As the people who adore you stop adoring you; as they die; as they move on; as you shed them; as you shed your beauty; your youth; as the world forgets you; as you recognize your transience; as you begin to lose your characteristics one by one; as you learn there is no-one watching you, and there never was, you think only about driving - not coming from any place; not arriving any place. Just driving, counting off time.”​


It's a beautiful film and the soundtrack is fantastic, I prefer Anomalisa though because it hits me more personally in my autisms.
 
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Ever Seen A Rolex said:
Pretty sure Jet wants Daniel to ring the bell on him. Sounds like he's ready to Jin him off.
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counterpoint: Daniel's a good whipping boy when sober don't think he's done just yet

jallsballs said:

“What was once before you - an exciting, mysterious future - is now behind you. Lived; understood; disappointing. You realize you are not special. You have struggled into existence, and are now slipping silently out of it. This is everyone's experience. Every single one. The specifics hardly matter. Everyone's everyone.​

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Wait... I know how I want this season to end...
 
Weckingball, of skating and iDubbbz documentary fame, is in the tank being auctioned off as an enforcer to the fish at an auction. He's been hanging out with Bam a lot lately so he was likely the pipeline to get him on the tank.

Aryeh just spent like all of his fishbucks on the bid, they're really good at separating retards from their money - Burt had the same issue spending his fishbucks on worthless shit.
 
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weckingball has shown up at the house as a magic helper, the fish are bidding fish bucks for him to be their helper. It's goofy, nobody understands how much magic bucks are worth are what they are. Aryeh won with his stockpile of magic bucks and paid them out to weck, we'll tossed them on the ground because they're slimy.

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I was hoping Freddy would win the bid, as in jets word we would've had "the most overpowered contestant in fishtank history."
Also of note weck is wearing /k/ommando gear, he's a real one.
 
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For always complaining about how he doesn't have money and people steal his Fishbucks, Arye loves spending it on the dumbest shit lmao
Didn't he pay Wrench one just to put the sheets on his bed?
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Kind of a side conversation but Nick was a car salesman and a comedian, if he was good at renovations and shit it would've been his main gig. They definitely talked to him about it, and he gave them bad advice. Whenever he talks about the house he's building right now he talks about it being a nightmare, aka it isn't as easy as he thinks it is. His advice regarding houses is something I would take with a lot of salt lol.
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Kitty Cat Man said:
nick's a good salesman and frankly i respect him more than any of the other wiggers just for not having grifting and content as his main gig, but his takes on property are hot shit once you peel back the "im gonna find the most absolutely raped faggots on zillow and clown them" veneer.
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Sure Nick has mainly worked as a car salesman, but Nick's father renovated and flipped many houses and Nick and his brother would help out with it from a relatively young age. Nick's brother has also continued in the real estate business by working as a realtor.

When reviewing the listings on stream, Nick often points to potential issues like paved driveways and questioning where water will run-off to etc., so I would have thought that ensuring a basement isn't prone to flooding would be a relatively basic topic he should have a handle on. Maybe he doesn't know all the ins-and-outs of what to look for, or maybe they didn't actually get his help? I don't know, just seems like a major screw-up whichever it is.
 
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