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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
its really starting to sink in now. they still had a MONTH to go. the cast had so much potential, the twist had so much potential. fuck, man.
JET STILL HAS A CHANCE TO TURN IT AROUND DAMMIT , MAYBE A MOBILE SHOW ON THE IP2 VAN
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It's pretty crazy how people can buy a house and turn it into an Air B n B and have a it be a total party house and the neighbours can't do anything about it. But if you run an indoor reality TV show for six weeks, it can be shut down and ran out of town.
 
Sam and his car salesmen buddies, commandeering their GenZ wigger minion army, thought that they will take over the world. Apparently, a wild redditor driving a Subaru (what a surprise) took the entire show down for upvotes. I am sure, Sam going on podcasts and talking about his racial theories, didn't help the show. It made it a target.
 
Hope the boomerfuck is happy, with the hornet nest of autism that he unleashed and the utterly ruined potential of S4. Perhaps the reality of it is setting in when he deleted his posts and tried to flee. Hope it's all worth it otherwise he'd be suffering in a nursing home being haunted by vertical bars, JJJJ spam, and Wild Randy. Who am I kidding he will never learn.
 
This is another thing thats bothered me re: permits/neighbors/etc.: Streaming INSIDE the home was enough to get them shut down but building a shanty town in the backyard didn't get a peep?

It's not about the laws, why they exist, how they should be applied and the way it benefits society as a whole. It's about being angry at the chainsmoking racist man that funds the show.
 
Season 5 challenge.
Not getting ran out by the County Sherriff's department when all the shit touchers constantly swat them for doing Texas Chainsaw Massacre on their property.

How does Texas respond to swatting? Do they punish the people getting swatted just so the constant calls can stop coming in?
 
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Hope the boomerfuck is happy, with the hornet nest of autism that he unleashed and the utterly ruined potential of S4. Perhaps the reality of it is setting in when he deleted his posts and tried to flee. Hope it's all worth it otherwise he'd be suffering in a nursing home being haunted by vertical bars, JJJJ spam, and Wild Randy. Who am I kidding he will never learn.
It seriously doesn't sound like it was a single boomer in his subaru that caused this. The town/state itself obviously had had enough of the shit and wanted it gone. The police were probably tired of the SWAT/complaint calls happening at all hours too.
 
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