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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
i fell asleep last night watching the stream, woke up and they were still streaming. got on a plane and got home, and they're still streaming. this is on track to become a 24 hour stream but i think Frank is getting tired... tired in general, and tired of Burt's coomer insanity. im very interested to see where Burt will be five years from now.
 
ackack99 said:
i fell asleep last night watching the stream, woke up and they were still streaming. got on a plane and got home, and they're still streaming. this is on track to become a 24 hour stream but i think Frank is getting tired... tired in general, and tired of Burt's coomer insanity. im very interested to see where Burt will be five years from now.
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What could these two be talking about for so long? Anybody got cliffs?
 
It's over, that Burt stream had so much shit revealed, especially in relation to Mizzy.
  • Burt went into Mizzy's phone without her consent and shared her location with himself, when Frank asked for her current location Burt revealed that she lives in Sunset Boulevard. Burt doesn't think that she will see this stream and that he will be able to just gaslight her into thinking everything is just trolls lying to her.
  • Burt thinks that Mizzy's 29 and a virgin, and that he wants to deflower her, have her piss on him while saying "Life is Mizzy", piss on her, and for her to also scream it while orgasming. He would also tickle her goblin feet and massage her big ankles.
  • Burt talked about a fantasy about having a threesome with Mizzy's dad if he married her
  • Mizzy confronted him over doing interviews with the S4 contestants because it was her niche that he was eating into
  • At the end of the stream Mizzy woke up and started messaging Burt. He refused to reveal what it was but he stated that she was pissed.

  • Frank tried to talk to Burt about Mizzy manipulating and using him but he was having none of it. He also told Burt he had to change before he became a lolcow but he obviously is one already.
  • Burt's dad thinks that he's a retard and repeatedly asked him if he was diddled by someone as a child. He admitted that his whole daddy Burt persona is a result of daddy issues.
  • Burt doesn't remember anything before he was 12, when his family moved to Ghana. (I do believe that he was molested and his entire childhood has been repressed as a result, he talked about starting to be romantically active with men in his mid teens in a previous stream, and in this stream he mentioned having had a lot of sex with older men when he was 19.
  • One of Burt's ultimate fantasies is cucking his dad by fucking his own mom and that she's the hottest woman in his family
  • Burt claims that the super dark secret he admitted to during S3 (The cyberstalking and harassment to try getting people to kill themselves) was made up because Sam kept pushing him to reveal darker and darker stuff
There is other stuff that I've missed since there was like 17 hours of content and I didn't watch all of it.
 
Blackstar said:
It's over, that Burt stream had so much shit revealed, especially in relation to Mizzy.
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this is a deeply, deeply sick man. hence why he was the perfect fish. come on wiggers, find a new woods to clear out, we NEED Bloodgames 2 with Burt and Alex, especially after this stream.
 
Chris is looking pretty good, honestly. I bet the weight loss feels great.
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Blackstar said:
  • Burt's dad thinks that he's a retard and repeatedly asked him if he was diddled by someone as a child. He admitted that his whole daddy Burt persona is a result of daddy issues.
  • Burt doesn't remember anything before he was 12, when his family moved to Ghana. (I do believe that he was molested and his entire childhood has been repressed as a result, he talked about starting to be romantically active with men in his mid teens in a previous stream, and in this stream he mentioned having had a lot of sex with older men when he was 19.
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There was a moment on the RV trip was Jet was grilling Burt about the Daddy Burt persona and asked if it was inspired by someone he knew in real life. Burt admitted that he did have a creepy gym teacher while he was in school in Ghana, but that he didn't remember any specifics from that period of time.
 
i know Alex B isnt the most reliable source, but he heavily hinted that he would have been in S4 in that stream. im guessing after a couple of weeks in the S2 house, they would have moved to the S3 house (in the wiggers' minds this was totally going to allow them to avoid consequences dur hur) and Alex B would have been a freeloader there. and according to Jimmy, he was going to be a freeloader, most likely in the S2 house. so if Jimmy stuck around to the S3 house, we would have gotten Alex B and Jimmy in the tank at the same time.

production is retarded for taking the risk but fuck karens.
 
Alex and Burt are like the Lennon-McCartney of content. It’s such a damn shame we didn’t get to see them larping in the woods together. That shit would’ve been magical.
 
TheBridgeburner said:
I love Alex so fucking goddamn much. The clip with Sam's shaman story has gotten me out of many a dump.
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I technically also love him, but his trainwreck wife kind of destroys everything good about him.
Blackstar said:
Frank confirmed that BG2 is cancelled :bossman:
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I kind of knew already in my heart, but until now, I was able to ignore this knowledge.
I made fun about fishtank being a drug, but for me it's Xavier. I hope he'll do something over the summer.... I NEED MY FIX!
Blackstar said:
Frank tried to talk to Burt about Mizzy manipulating and using him but he was having none of it. He also told Burt he had to change before he became a lolcow but he obviously is one already.
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The "only I can interview S4 fish" is weird, but I honestly don't think Mizzy is malicious with Burt. He is a weird sex pest and I'm pretty sure she could keep her small popularity without him.
She also prevents new fish from Marky posting. Sure, she's covering for production, but it's probably also better for the fish not to engage in that randomly. So I do think she's a good person to get them situated right after leaving the tank. (If they whole heatedly wanna Marky post later, it is up to them, but I do think it's good she tries to prevent them from saying something, they might've not thought through.)
ackack99 said:
i know Alex B isnt the most reliable source, but he heavily hinted that he would have been in S4 in that stream. im guessing after a couple of weeks in the S2 house, they would have moved to the S3 house (in the wiggers' minds this was totally going to allow them to avoid consequences dur hur) and Alex B would have been a freeloader there. and according to Jimmy, he was going to be a freeloader, most likely in the S2 house. so if Jimmy stuck around to the S3 house, we would have gotten Alex B and Jimmy in the tank at the same time.

production is retarded for taking the risk but fuck karens.
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No, I'm sorry, I won't believe this without any proof. While they've made up with people, who've acted out, this would kind of take the cake.
They genuinely seemed worried in Las Vegas, especially for the Ball Brothers bit. I think he crossed a line. Yes, production is retarded, but without any kind of other confirmation, I won't believe him.
 
Polychromos said:
I technically also love him, but his trainwreck wife kind of destroys everything good about him.
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It's not only her. He also lied on police reports when he left season 3. Him and his wife might have been most of the reason that they had to leave the house and I find it wild that they would have him on again.
ackack99 said:
i know Alex B isnt the most reliable source, but he heavily hinted that he would have been in S4 in that stream.
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From what I understood he was only supposed to be on Blood Games. Burt was the planned Freeloader if we go by the leaked stickers.

While it would probably lead to some hilarious situations with both burt and Alex in BG2, I doubt that Alex would be able to function without a dedicated handler.
Sure, he'd go off on rants and be entertaining, but I just can't imagine him being in character and playing the game.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Alex and Burt are like the Lennon-McCartney of content. It’s such a damn shame we didn’t get to see them larping in the woods together. That shit would’ve been magical.
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.....and the worst part, is that we couldve seen the Burt-Alex-Xavier mindfreak, but we didn't.
Burt would've thought there were TWO ALEX Bs...
 
StaatsanwaltvonSiemens said:
It's not only her. He also lied on police reports when he left season 3. Him and his wife might have been most of the reason that they had to leave the house and I find it wild that they would have him on again.

From what I understood he was only supposed to be on Blood Games. Burt was the planned Freeloader if we go by the leaked stickers.

While it would probably lead to some hilarious situations with both burt and Alex in BG2, I doubt that Alex would be able to function without a dedicated handler.
Sure, he'd go off on rants and be entertaining, but I just can't imagine him being in character and playing the game.
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I don't necessarily believe in the stickers.
Maybe I'm just not able to wrap my head around it, but I refuse to believe the wiggers to be this retarded. (For my own sanity).
anliteralidiot said:
.....and the worst part, is that we couldve seen the Burt-Alex-Xavier mindfreak, but we didn't.
Burt would've thought there were TWO ALEX Bs...
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While the season 3 Xavier interlude was fun, I also think it made it very clear, that Burt just wouldn't be a good BG contestant. Maybe with the right team, but I honestly doubt it.
 
Polychromos said:
While the season 3 Xavier interlude was fun, I also think it made it very clear, that Burt just wouldn't be a good BG contestant. Maybe with the right team, but I honestly doubt it.
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He definetly isn't the best BG contestant that I could imagine, but Alex B would be even worse. Aryeh and Freddy would probably have been very good contestants.
Burt might be better as an NPC, where he could do some of his bits. If they got him to break his character like in the RV arc, it might get pretty cool but I don't think that will happen again.
 
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