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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
yeah pretty much this exactly. I kind of picture jimmy being dressed in a tuxedo with tails and a top hat for a date with one of the ladies wearing an earpiece while sam feeds him lines. The show could lean more into absurd visuals to entertain the audience while keeping up the kayfabe.

they could execute convoluted schemes for him to impress and woo the women and also test their integrity and intentions with him lol. Maybe they could tell the women that he is an eccentric who is also funding the show so they arent totally horrified when they first interact with him.

the more i think about this the more I think it would be great. They could easily get a bunch of women who have never heard of fishtank or even sam hyde to do a dating show if they give them a fake name. they could have a plant who petends that they know who jimmy is and that he is known for lavishing women in gifts and paypigging e-whores to gaslight the women into actually competing hard to win.
This sounds hilarious. They’ve definitely gotten this kind of thing together for MDE, and more recently, the Chris Lynch dating show. The real problem is how to keep the veneer of a reality show together when two hours in it seems like an attempt of some retarded guy to lure women to his rape den out in the middle of nowhere (at least that’s how the S3 contestants talked about that house).

 
The real problem is how to keep the veneer of a reality show together when two hours in it seems like an attempt of some retarded guy to lure women to his rape den out in the middle of nowhere (at least that’s how the S3 contestants talked about that house).
This is impossible. The second season of The Joe Schmo Show was literally as the guy described and the woman Ingrid was voicing concerns about being on the Truman Show almost immediately; the people she was juxtaposed against were professional comedians and actors not fishtank schizos and wigger production staff, eventually she realized the whole thing was fake halfway through and had to be brought in to the show as an actress as well to help prank the bachelor Tim that the show was legitimate.
 
I’m pretty excited for conGREGated. I ended up wishing I had watched the last one after Frank and Burt showed up, I think he’s going to have a lot of success now that there’s such a hole in the market. If he can just get the Fishtank account to retweet a conGREGated link that should be thousands of viewers. It’s my impression that Greg is still on good terms with the wiggers? It would be pretty funny if Greg mogs them and successfully completes a show without imploding.


On a side note, it occurred to me the other day that Season 1 is the only main season that can really be called “successfully completed”. The back half of Season 2 was unwatchable, Season 3 had the R.V., and obviously Season 4 had some sight issues.
I think seGREGated was kinda whatever if I'm gonna be honest. Hilarious moments sprinkled in there but as other people said, was kinda a one man show for a week straight. Greg is quite amusing but I don't know about leading man material, which is why I think the Frank and Burt segments were probably the best parts of that show.

That said.
conGREGated is probably going to be quite good. If there's one thing Greg has a keen eye on is #content, and having more people in there as he takes up the director chair is gonna be significantly better. I might not be glued to Greg does for his solo stuff, but the man is constantly engaging in gimmicks, eating edibles, conversing with the audience what they want. He's got the perfect mentality for something like this because he knows what the grind is like for a small YouTube channel. So I'm expecting a fun little time, and for something to obviously fill that void of content.

Honestly Greg should've been brought on as part of production because he's a idea guy, which I think Jet and Ben sorely lack.
 
I think seGREGated was kinda whatever if I'm gonna be honest. Hilarious moments sprinkled in there but as other people said, was kinda a one man show for a week straight. Greg is quite amusing but I don't know about leading man material, which is why I think the Frank and Burt segments were probably the best parts of that show.

That said.
conGREGated is probably going to be quite good. If there's one thing Greg has a keen eye on is #content, and having more people in there as he takes up the director chair is gonna be significantly better. I might not be glued to Greg does for his solo stuff, but the man is constantly engaging in gimmicks, eating edibles, conversing with the audience what they want. He's got the perfect mentality for something like this because he knows what the grind is like for a small YouTube channel. So I'm expecting a fun little time, and for something to obviously fill that void of content.

Honestly Greg should've been brought on as part of production because he's a idea guy, which I think Jet and Ben sorely lack.
Greg is elevated when he's with other people, like on S2 and Bloodgames. Even seGREGated, despite it being the Greg show, did feature regular interactions with people like Frank, Burt and even the crew, and those were the highlights of the show.

I don't like coming across as mean to Greg, but by himself he's usually not very interesting (the July 4th edibles stream is a noted exception), he's much better as part of a larger production or at the very least interacting with other funny people so he has someone to bounce off of. He's got talent, just not as a solo streamer.
 
Maybe I just refuse to, but I don't believe in Jetty being a real thing. The IP2 guy was harder for me to stomach, but I still cling to the idea, this being a one time misstep. :optimistic:

However, I do think it's funny whenever Jimmy is still brought up as "incel" or in a similar vain. While not reflected in his engagement, I do think he has a weird amount of fan girls. Not despite of the Abby incident, maybe even because of it. He just seems like catnip for the most self hating kind of 4chan e-girl.
There is a possibility this is only an online thing and wouldn't translate into real life, but still...

And no matter what, his S2 body count claims are obviously still fake and embarrassing.
 
And no matter what, his S2 body count claims are obviously still fake and embarrassing.
IIRC wasn’t he counting women he hugged in his body count? I swear I remember some sequence of him saying his body count is N -> it comes out he has a deviantart with hug fetish stuff -> he hugs two girls in the tank -> he claims his body count is N+2
 
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Ahh yeah, Jet and Ben "are already scouting locations in Texas and Nevada"...but only for like 2 more weeks or so before we outsource it to the xitter crowd. *hits galaxy gas*
 
I for one approve of the Wiggers asking their audience for help in any way really, its much better than them doing it in silence and getting nothing done.
 
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"Scouting new properties in Nevada and Texas" probably meant huffing galaxy gas and browsing Zillow while S4 was falling apart. Bless their wigger hearts for reaching out to the community though. They have a lot of whales who'd probably be willing to help, like what happened with the RV trip.
Classic Sam, just lazily asking Twitter for recommendations. It's not like he has connections or anything, or employees to make do legwork.
If only he was friends with a real estate guru....
 
I'll go back and clip the full call later
Part one, Claire does sound on the verge of tears:


Part two, 2 minutes into this clip, Shadi says Claire was going to fly out to Jet and she has texts to prove it, Claire said she cancelled because she on drugs at the time:




Here's some other misc clips and info from the past few days:
during her first stream: Ellie reacts to a video of Jin talking about fucking her, while Jin is live on the call (also Dan is on the call).

For this stream, archived here, they were planning on having Angie call in, but she had work early at 6am so she had to go to sleep instead.

During one of her NYC instagram streams (five days ago iirc), Ellie claims hymen status is intact, throat status is unbruised, anal status is intact:


This didn't get posted here but yesterday Ellie and Jet tried baiting more engagement with the drama by posting the same album and Jet wearing the GTA shorts, its clear they're just trolling at this point. Also, the Tyler the Creator song that's in Ellie's post (titled Fucking Young / Perfect) is about a guy who falls for a girl who's too young.

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