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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Did they kick ralph? If so that's such an L for them tbh
He's waiting on money last heard but will return if paid. If he plays his cards right, he could become the Frank Hassle/Fatty hybrid of Mexican Fish Tank. But its Ralph so he'll fuck it up some how.
 
I posted these in the ralph thread.

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Some clips from the strippers second appearance on Burts stream. Some notable clips include the stripper offering to do a rape roleplay scene with Burt where she's a 17 year old schoolgirl who ran away from home, Burt shoving something up his ass while she explains why she has Chink and Mike tattooed on her boobs, Burt calling Mizzy with the stripper, and Burt showing her his acting reel of pretending to be a killer while he holds a knife behind her, along with some other small moments I found funny as well.

Also the chat seems to have convinced her to join the site.



Rape fantasy




"I'm a gay nigger faggot"

Butt stuff

Mizzy call

Acting
 
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He hit both of them in the right side of the neck, just hard enough to make the skin turn a little red. He also made sure that he would not have to box the MMA guy by screeching "get him the fuck away from me" and assaulting a second person.
 
Remember when Jet mocked spictank because they got a dog. Now their streaming site is basically a glorified gay chaturbate if they didn't get spictank to air on their site.

He might helped with a lot of things, but I think Jet need to step down as the main producer of fishtank and Sam should hire someone to replace him.
 
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Sam would never fire his number 1 wigger.
I'm not saying that Jet should be fired, I'm saying that he should step down and do something else, let someone take over as the head honcho. I'll admit, apart from Ellie, Jet picked some of the best contestant for S4, it's a shame that we can't see them for a full season because his own incompetency to let old wounds fester. If he still want to LARP as the head honcho, I'll allow it but just let someone competent direct the show. Its obvious that the wiggers need a tard wrangler and Sam can't be in the tank for 24/7.
 
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conGREGated is doing well
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For Greg, streaming regularly to a small audience while mustering a lot of attention for bigger events every once in a while may be a sustainable way for him to be a content creator. I really only know of one other case where a streamer managed this but there must be more. Captain_Domo has been spearheading Elden Ring lockout bingo for a few years now and does not do crazy numbers as a solo streamer, but every once in a while hosts events to test out the bingo and gets big collabs with Twitch in TwitchRivals. Seems to work. I just think it is an interesting way to approach being a streamer.



Creature also posted BTS from the first Bloodgames. https://x.com/voidXway/status/1946776732985426246
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conGREGated is doing well
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For Greg, streaming regularly to a small audience while mustering a lot of attention for bigger events every once in a while may be a sustainable way for him to be a content creator. I really only know of one other case where a streamer managed this but there must be more. CaptainDomo has been spearheading Elden Ring lockout bingo for a few years now and does not do crazy numbers as a solo streamer, but every once in a while hosts events to test out the bingo and gets big collabs with Twitch in TwitchRivals. Seems to work. I just think it is an interesting way to approach being a streamer.



Creature also posted BTS from the first Bloodgames. https://x.com/voidXway/status/1946776732985426246
It's been pretty comfy so far, Trish's skin is going to be so fucked from washing her face so much though.
I wish they would add a creampie counter to see how gets it the most, she is carying it.
 
Ellie was nontent don't get me wrong but she drew a lot of TTS by virtue of being a pretty girl so I wouldn't even say she was a "bad" contestant. She wasn't a waste of space like Meg or half the S3 contestants.
She also stole a lot. She was just an unstoppable theft machine, taking fishbucks from everyone all the time.
 
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