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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Golden Burt? We now have smurfette Trish.
 
Not Xavier Ravenblood said:
Leah bonked Greg right is the face with a hotdog during the hotdog fight:

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Greg is getting weird:
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Trish was given DEENZ smoked oysters, everyone tried them (fun fact: they are delicious):
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Eddy is required to eat a dog bone:
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Gregtank in a nutshell:
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Frank is stoned out of his mind and rocking out:
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They have a bag specifically for the banana peels and it's turned into a smelly brown sludge:
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Bookers said it best:
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Retribution (weak):
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I just realized Jet, Greg, or Mexijet should get Matthew Carlson from Canned Fish Files on as a special guest similar to the magicians and have fish taste and rank various canned fish. He's extremely autistic as you'd expect of a dude who reviews canned fish for a living but he's also kinda funny and would probably make a good freeloader constantly still.
 
FieldPiece said:
I just realized Jet, Greg, or Mexijet should get Matthew Carlson from Canned Fish Files on as a special guest similar to the magicians and have fish taste and rank various canned fish. He's extremely autistic as you'd expect of a dude who reviews canned fish for a living but he's also kinda funny and would probably make a good freeloader constantly still.
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This man's taste in food is second only to KingcobraJFS'. Just a few open cans of that shit would turn any house into hell house.
 
Estanque update: Half the cast got cut on glass because of a drunken wrestling challenge over a jar of peanut butter. They were mostly too drunk to notice until they saw blood. I have not watched much tonight, but it has been pretty dead because they had to be pulled for safety.
 
Telecom said:
Estanque update: Half the cast got cut on glass because of a drunken wrestling challenge over a jar of peanut butter. They were mostly too drunk to notice until they saw blood. I have not watched much tonight, but it has been pretty dead because they had to be pulled for safety.
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SPOOKY SNACK ALERT! 🍫🩸


🗣️ “You got BLOOD in my peanut butter!”
🗣️ “Well YOU got PEANUT BUTTER in my blood!”
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Creamy peanut butter meets mysteriously hemoglobin-rich filling in a snack that's part treat, part transfusion.
Sink your fangs into a cup so good, even Dracula says, “Keep ‘em coming, babe.”


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Bloody Butter Cups™ – The snack that bites back.
 
This is what is considered clippable and crazy content for big brother apparently



Put a lemon in the bathroom
HELL HOUSE!
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
Daniel? His DNSL Games were the part of the origin of fishtank alongside Ice Poseidon's prison streams, the entire concept of sharks and fishtoys were lifted from investors and hits. The reason you were recommended it is because Luke was the artist for Daniel and did some of his merch and Daniel is a long time fan of Fishtank since season 1.
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I didnt know that about him but i was referring to the guy in the focus of the video. The one talking about being a daddy dom.
 
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Leah has proven that she's just fun and doesn't mind acting retarded. Skrod must be so felted since he's been wanting her to die from day 1. Also, sorry plebians, she's married to the blacksmith, so no simping.

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Relationship goals, they seem so happy together.

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The above picture goes hard as fuck^
 
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Polychromos said:
Especially for the last season. There were very little effort posts about it at all and there are way too many upvoted shitposts for the highlight function to work properly. I think the only good reason for an offshoot thread would be one that's updates/recaps only.
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Just a thought for next season (if it happens) - I’m pretty sure T&H users can suggest posts to be manually highlighted. It makes fast threads (like the Rekieta thread) a lot easier to navigate by making sure that informative posts don’t get buried. That might be a better solution than making an entire new thread just for updates.
 
Not Xavier Ravenblood said:
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Leah has proven that she's just fun and doesn't mind acting retarded. Skrod must be so felted since he's been wanting her to die from day 1. Also, sorry plebians, she's married to the blacksmith, so no simping.

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Relationship goals, they seem so happy together.

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The above picture goes hard as fuck^
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She is truly a high ranking baddie of the Quirk Chungus Clan

EDIT: Speaking of Leah, around 11:40 PST, Frank went to the cots and poured milk on one, pop on another, about 30 minutes later the contestants discovered his handiwork. Leah was not very happy about it.
(My youtube audio was turned down a bit so sorry about the low volume)

About 10 minutes after that they played the DK Donkey Kong theme song and she felt better.
 
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