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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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R9K Insurgent said:
The "Mints era" will forever be known as the darkest in Fishtank history.
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Its not Mints' fault its so shit, that is Jet's fault. Mints is just hurling anything onto the site and has been doing so for nearing on 10 months and likely has several months more to go before Season 5 is ready. In all likelihood Mints' is going to earn more revenue for the company in 2025 with his "productions" than Jet and Ben who could barely string a show together for 2 weeks.
 
The only thing I've seen come from Fishtank is 'actual' lowlife losers being made somewhat famous. Not "who the hell watches Speed" or whatever, but genuinely uninteresting, low quality people. I'll see some worship thread about a WHO? and it's some flatchested asian from this shitshow.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
Its not Mints' fault its so shit, that is Jet's fault. Mints is just hurling anything onto the site and has been doing so for nearing on 10 months and likely has several months more to go before Season 5 is ready. In all likelihood Mints' is going to earn more revenue for the company in 2025 with his "productions" than Jet and Ben who could barely string a show together for 2 weeks.
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Sure, didn't say it was Mints' fault exactly, just said his era is cursed, ever since that ginger showed his face things have taken a turn for the worse lmao (S4 was pretty great though until it wasn't, but I still didn't like seeing Mints on camera)
 
I haven’t kept track of any of this shit since season 4 got shut down but I randomly saw some people talk about how Jet has successfully groomed Ellie into being his girlfriend (high school senior btw) and is now working with her to import other similarly young girls to come fuck him and the other wiggers. I’ve heard tale of leaked screenshots regarding this, haven’t come across any yet but will look back in this thread for more info.

Basically what I’m getting at is that Jet is a massive faggot.

Edit: didn’t see Jet has a dedicated thread about him now. I will have fun in there.
 
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Don't think this was mentioned here yet. On the most recent MATI, Null brought up some Sam stuff at 3:10:13, the Fish crash out video that got posted around as a Libshit losing their job because of Charlie Kirk grave dancing at 3:14:06 and then proceeded to cover the Jet thread at 3:16:17 Congrats! @Rache Bartmoss and everyone else that put in the work.

EDIT: Bonus time stamp of 3:20:13 if you want to :story:
 
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i'm gonna be hopeful in thinking the s3 edits might come before the year 2062.
maejok commented on twitter that they're still coming.
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the fishtank social media page has also started posting clips again this month including one with s3 camera footage.
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head dev wes also stepped out of the shadows and fixed the horrible delay the streams were on, making them almost real time.
a good sign alongside the app launches that the tech guys are still involved.
 
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