🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
The Man With No Name said:
View attachment 8175530
Is Daniel that tall or is Jimmy shorter than I remember?
Click to expand...
It's weird that Angelina isn't in the picture. They should all be there and it wouldn't make sense for Dumbgay to announce yesterday that Angelina is going to be there is she actually wouldn't come. On the other hand a week ago Jimmy casually mentioned that he's going to rape Angelina so it makes sense for her to be weirded about the entire thing. I guess we'll find out later today when this shitshow actually starts.
IMG_9626.jpeg

Edit:
Yep, no Angelina. She's pretty nontent so not much was lost. The main attraction is Jimmy vs Alex B contest of who can be a bigger sperg anyway.
IMG_9627.jpeg

Edit 2:
Apparently Angelina is coming after all, but tomorrow as per Dumbgay on stream. Jesus Christ communication with these guys. I'm seriously starting to believe there is not one person in that entire enterprise with triple digit IQ.
 
Last edited:
Thank tank is up. Very low energy so far. Audio is terrible. I can't believe they spent 4k on this. Is this a neptunian psyop with the goal of making fishtank look great in comparison? Come on guys. I'm still willing to give it a shot because i understand it's late where they are but it's not looking good boys, it's not looking good.
Edit: jimmy says tomorrow morning fish toys and tts will be live
Edit 2 electric spergaloo: alex introduced himself and then made monkey noises into the camera, making me much more excited for this
 
"Test stream" was only up for an hour or two before going offline for the night and Dumbgay was already struggling trying to tard wrangle drunk Alex and Daniel.

There's good potential here for Alex, Daniel, and Jimmy to bash heads, especially with Dumbgay already being cloying. Dumbgay is being characteristically prissy and controlling, but even more so because he's technically head nigga.
 
Everyone was focused on the kiss last night but I want to mention Frank "George Floyded" Burt last night while Arye cheered it on. He claimed afterwards that he was only cheering because he thought Burt's cries of pain were fake but I think he just liked it.
1763297735159.png
 
Screenshot 2025-11-16 012601.png

Dumbgay's show is as horrible as expected. imagine putting him in charge of running anything when his previous streams consist of him saying nothing for hours in front of a low quality webcam. get mogged by Furt (kino shot above)
 
This thread has been dead for hours despite two exFish projects in various states of running or spinning up.

Did Burt and Aryeh making out cause a bunch of people to kill themselves like some kind of SCP shit? Did Burt turned off by a man break some kind of universal constant and reality is coming undone?
 
Polyboros2 said:
This thread has been dead for hours despite two exFish projects in various states of running or spinning up.

Did Burt and Aryeh making out cause a bunch of people to kill themselves like some kind of SCP shit? Did Burt turned off by a man break some kind of universal constant and reality is coming undone?
Click to expand...
Dumbgay got high and no stream currently

Arye vs. Burt with Frank fucking with them sounds kino but also I feel like I'm getting the highlights from here and Twitter.
 
When for ThankTank they streamed last night, it was mentioned that Jimmy would have a conference in morning to figure out OBS and other tech issues. Alex B has been streaming a bit and that tech conference took place during it and it was actually Jimmy just calling Tay to ask her for help :story:

Alex B is currently live with Jimmy, the show should begin 5/6PM CST and there will be TTS, toys and 3 cameras that will be changed by the director
 
Last edited:
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Aryeh goes for a long shower while Burt is made to order an Uber HIV test
Click to expand...
Ordering a HIV test over Ubereats is unironically a great bit, but also horrifying. Glad we've spent billions on infrastructure, tech, medicine just so a gay pervert can order another African migrant to get it for $25.
The Man With No Name said:
View attachment 8175530
Is Daniel that tall or is Jimmy shorter than I remember?
Click to expand...
how does Daniel look like all four of the guys on Weezer’s debut album at once?
1763325304002.png
 
Aryeh, Burt and Frank Stream: the Gayest stream of all time 🏳️‍🏳️‍🌈👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏾🏳️‍⚧️
 

Attachments

  • IMG_5276.jpeg
    IMG_5276.jpeg
    646.8 KB · Views: 85
  • IMG_5259.jpeg
    IMG_5259.jpeg
    140.4 KB · Views: 77
  • IMG_5278.jpeg
    IMG_5278.jpeg
    602.1 KB · Views: 70
  • IMG_5254.jpeg
    IMG_5254.jpeg
    560.1 KB · Views: 87
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom