🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Nigger now Jet Neptroon is going to be on high alert for KF users applying. Now either you don't get in or you get in and he gets to humiliate you if he finds out. If anyone else plans to apply then don't post about it.
Click to expand...
Who fucking cares unless you're gonna act like a sperg about it? I just wanna go on to have a good time and see what it's like to be on Fishtank, anyone trying to LE COVERT KIWIFARMS HAND SIGNALS AND TERMS are the actual retards who should be tortured on there.

Also they've had multiple farmers and /bant/ users on there already, this ain't anything new.
 
un-needed dreamer said:
The only correct move is Fishtank Forever, where there is no prize, no winners, and it's a perpetual clusterfuck in which they accept anyone and everyone, and torment them until they quit or are eliminated, over and over, again and again, ad nauseum, for a good 8 months before legal filing mount up once more.
Click to expand...
Big Brother Germany (6) actually tried the concept of a reality show that lasts indefinitely before they eventually decided to end it. The previous season ran for a year and this one ran for almost a year before shutting down. One of the contestants on this season also participated in another long-form show and got a world record for spending almost 2 years of his life living on reality tv programs.
 
yoursavior said:
Who fucking cares unless you're gonna act like a sperg about it? I just wanna go on to have a good time and see what it's like to be on Fishtank, anyone trying to LE COVERT KIWIFARMS HAND SIGNALS AND TERMS are the actual retards who should be tortured on there.

Also they've had multiple farmers and /bant/ users on there already, this ain't anything new.
Click to expand...
LOL the person attention whoring by announcing to everyone that he's applying to an IP2 tier 24/7 stream is calling other people retards. Hope you do get in nigger and have that "good time".
 
Whoever tried to register a bot did not use a real email, which is against the rules and you surely noticed that disposable email is blocked because I have thousands of domains blocked and it fucking tells you I will reject disposable emails. Also you didn't ask for permission to set up a bot.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Nigger now Jet Neptroon is going to be on high alert for KF users applying. Now either you don't get in or you get in and he gets to humiliate you if he finds out. If anyone else plans to apply then don't post about it.
Click to expand...
A pointless paranoid waste of time and energy for him. If any of you get in make sure you flash the secret kiwi hand sign to the camera so we know you have infiltrated fishtank to make jet look stupid.
 
I think we all need signs to indicate we've gotten on the show. Here are a few good ones, but don't tell Jet!
Coughing with your mouth open
Loudly saying 'I have to use the bathroom' then going to the bathroom and using it.
Rinsing out a cup and putting it upside down to dry
Say the word cheese at any point, ever.
Yep, those are some signs. But DON'T tell Jet or he'll start looking out for those.
 
Meowstery said:
I think we all need signs to indicate we've gotten on the show. Here are a few good ones, but don't tell Jet!
Coughing with your mouth open
Loudly saying 'I have to use the bathroom' then going to the bathroom and using it.
Rinsing out a cup and putting it upside down to dry
Say the word cheese at any point, ever.
Yep, those are some signs. But DON'T tell Jet or he'll start looking out for those.
Click to expand...
And remember guys, if you think another contestant may be a Kiwi, just ask him or her their favorite kind of cheese. The reply phrase is "Whatever the moon's made out of".
 
Anyone who gets on should make sure to use our secret callsign - IAAKFU (I am a Kiwi Farms user).
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Nigger now Jet Neptroon is going to be on high alert for KF users applying. Now either you don't get in or you get in and he gets to humiliate you if he finds out. If anyone else plans to apply then don't post about it.
Click to expand...
Kinda funny that Jet is going to lose his mind over who is and isn’t a kiwi, he might need a bit of extra nitrous for the stress.

Secret hand signs and codes are Jimmy tier retardation though.
 
Step out of the car sir said:
Kinda funny that Jet is going to lose his mind over who is and isn’t a kiwi, he might need a bit of extra nitrous for the stress.

Secret hand signs and codes are Jimmy tier retardation though.
Click to expand...
It failed for Jimmy because his retarded friend group left messsge duty to one or two easily tracked people, with here the wiggers would have to be paranoid of dozens doing it on top of people that catch on and send in shitposts with codes in them.
 
We're never getting another Famous House, are we? *sigh*
Just wish these lazy niggers would hurry up with the S3 episodes.
 
Halloween23 said:
There have been several kiwifarmers on the show before that have mentioned it out loud and the wiggers didn't care.

If you let it slip that you're a 4chan guy though you're GONE.
Click to expand...
That was before Jet got his own thread on the Farms though. Now I think he wants to shoot Kiwis with a machine gun instead of just clubbing us with a baseball bat.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom