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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
If you go back to page one you can pretend it’s 2023 and none of this is happening. Ellie is 16 and in Sam’s victim age range rather than Jet’s.
 
Polychromos said:
They're also just kind of cute together.
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It's like this.
 
I forgot to post this to the thread because I was waiting for more developments, i just posted it to the chat -- Maejok was fucking around yesterday on the dev site sending TTS to "cameras"

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There was TTS to the fx-3 which are the handy cams they use for episodes and as the primary cameras for Bloodgames as well. Since then he closed off access to the api so you're not going to see anything new from this point forward. Make what you will of the camera name scheme. B3 - Ground Floor(?) - Season 5(?). Assume the naming scheme is for archival purposes and the 5 is to differentiate between the various season's Bedroom 3 archives. This wouldn't be the first time there was a bait and switch from the staging server, but if you want to huff some hopium that a season is coming soon; there you go.
 
There are so many good pre reveal S3 moments.

Burt walking around singing show tunes to himself with a handful of beers while wearing a prison jump suit.

G telling Burt the ventriloquist is evil.

The mini N word saga that acts as foreshadowing for the N word fight a few weeks later. Laron and Alex's long awkward make up hugs.

Smack asking the AI to stop playing gun noises as they are triggering and the noises don't stop and the camera zooms in on her sad face.

The clown honk sfx

"Tell us about your dream role to be a rapist and a murderer"
*Burt, in a prison jump suit, casually tosses popcorn into his mouth, faces the camera unphased*
:-|
*crunch*
 
Congratulations to Jet Neptune for winning 3rd place of best "Fresh Meat" lolcows in 2025 Julays. You have successfully ADVANCED THE CULTURE!!

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Death by Divine Kiss said:
Burt is live on stream tonight, taking drug tests because his audience has finally convinced him that all the pills he takes aren't not "drugs" just because he gets them from a doctor. So far, he has tested positive for meth.
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burt is so far the only fish that has produced content outside of the tank, unless you count summer's breakdown or cole's bizarre schizo streams, and even then burt is still consistently making kino more than a year after S3 ended
 
NiggerLicker said:
Fake leaked contestant list from Le Reddit. I love the idea of Money Goblin making a color coded spreadsheet

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This looks plausibly real given the consistency of the headshots. I'm gonna go with production making a fake leak to try and drum up hype/interest and these are rejected contestants and its fake info.
Far too many of them seem to have viable employment compared to previous seasons.
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
How would a UPS driver or a pharmacy tech get two months off to do a game show that you can't even talk about in mixed company?
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The likely reason for listing their profession is that production have to know how much they have to pay certain people. It was heavily implied that certain people in season 3 such as the jeet were offered different payments for being there which makes sense because certain people have credit card bills, mortgage payments and other shit that isn't possible to be put on hold.
It also serves to explain the cost of "uprooting" their life once they're finalized. It's a lot easier to uproot someone who is a NEET vs someone who has a job on contract.
It also serves to explain the background/variety of the applicants at a glance from a casting/production perspective - its the exact same reason for showing age, state etc and is just broadly called "demographic bullshit"
 
neger psykolog said:
This looks plausibly real given the consistency of the headshots. I'm gonna go with production making a fake leak to try and drum up hype/interest and these are rejected contestants and its fake info.
Far too many of them seem to have viable employment compared to previous seasons.
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I agree there’s no way the bio info is real. James the magician/content creator should be easy to find but I did a GPT 5.2 Pro search on my enterprise account and found nothing. Plausible theory on the photos. Regardless if it is production behind this then they need some new voices in the room, this shit already feels played out
 
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