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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Ancient Pioneer said:
Its funny that there was a guy in this thread making a Bloodgames flash style game back when it aired that had a million times more soul than the obvious unity asset flip they're going to shovel out the door. I think they even hired him to do the flash games on the website but forced him to not complete the Bloodgames one he was doing.

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The guy who made it did it independently IIRC. Said he didn't even want to work with the wiggers when I asked him about it because of how catty they can be.
 
Proud of Burt for making it into actual mainstream content like this. I was convinced that outside of Fishtank he had no real future because well... do I even really need to say? lol.
 
yoursavior said:
I just think it's funny how after over half a year of radio silence from the wiggers they go "Hey wanna wait another 6-8 months for content?"
The gall of these niggas
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I would love to be able to believe them but even if the recent Simbal edit featured some smooth transitions from Fishtank to POV (implying sorted footage) I'm still highly doubtful this is anything but an admission that they're still far behind and they're banking on people wanting the 100% version.

Also one for the fat ginger boy:
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They also confirmed that the S4 STO-X will once again be swapped... this time into S5 contestants:
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Potatoherder said:
How about a shitty video game that will cost too much and get abandoned before they fix any bugs?
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Bro this shit is so depressing. There hasn’t been any soul since s3. Every single piece of gold the wiggers push out needs to be commodified in the extreme and churned out like slop. Always some shitty gimmick, half baked game, or the lowest effort live-streaming imaginable. I can endure all of that, but just leave blood games alone until BG2 is officially underway. It’s literally the only thing that remains untainted, and baiting it hurts way more than just over promising and under delivering a standard season or edits. Just let me keep the summer memories of blood games and Xavier without having to think about some shitty game along with it.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
Its funny that there was a guy in this thread making a Bloodgames flash style game back when it aired that had a million times more soul than the obvious unity asset flip they're going to shovel out the door. I think they even hired him to do the flash games on the website but forced him to not complete the Bloodgames one he was doing.

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I don't think he was actually working on a game, he was just doing animated fanart in a game style.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
I REALLY hate to say it, but I think they're hoping everyone just forgets about Bloodgames.
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They're making a Bloodgames video game that ties in to the Fishtank site where you can use items from the site in the game. That's why there are so many new items and they're generic video game stuff like different types of ammo and guns. Jet said this weeks ago on the site but didn't say the game is specifically Bloodgames, but it's obvious that's what it is.

Polyboros2 said:
I'll believe they moved when they inevitably get doxxed. I'm betting they are renting/buying with corporation money but Sam ownership(probably illegal) and pretending they are moved out of state and expect not having property revealed from investor disclosures will keep them anonymous.
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Ben's been absent from his podcast for months. Chris Lynch, his co-host, said Ben's been "out of state" for "fishtank stuff".
 
If these wiggas are going to do a season it better be soon. I hate summer seasons. I got shit outside I want to do. Winter makes semi no lifeing it so much more palatable.
 
New Fishtank knockoff just got announced.

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I wonder if Jet is butthurt about it.
Pentamidine said:
Video from Ben. TL;DW: people should vote in the replies if you want the season 3 eps to drop now but imperfect (he mentions color correction and other post production but says they're content complete) or wait 6-8 months for them to be more polished.
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Huh, most on X are saying wait. That surprises me a bit. It's also funny because you can tell that production is lazy and butthurt and just wants to shit them out now. The message of the video was all about how they're shit at their jobs and '80% is as good as 100%'. They are definitely hoping that the fans demand they drop them now because they're lazy and demotivated.
 
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Lowercase I internet said:
There hasn’t been any soul since s3.
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Truest thing said in this thread. Season 4 was so fucking half assed and terrible. When a fat bitch with a CPAP sobbing is the highlight of the first two weeks of the season it's beyond repair.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Sam mentioned the wiggers were working on a game during his latest PKA appearance,
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The game Sam was talking about on PKA is entirely unrelated to Fishtank. That's the "game" he's been "working" on for several years now that sounds like a really terrible art game he will never finish.
 
Mudkipcorn said:
New Fishtank knockoff just got announced.
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I wonder if Jet is butthurt about it.

Huh, most on X are saying wait. That surprises me a bit. It's also funny because you can tell that production is lazy and butthurt and just wants to shit them out now. The message of the video was all about how they're shit at their jobs and '80% is as good as 100%'. They are definitely hoping that the fans demand they drop them now because they're lazy and demotivated.
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Clearly they got the idea after watching Daniel walk around in a vault suit, and from watching the apocalypse arc of season 4.
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Yet another example of Jet Neptune advancing culture.
 
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else_letter said:
Half finished Season 3 episodes soon then.
I think most of the response I saw was for waiting btw.
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Yeah, the poll choices are never really up to the fans. They didn't want to pay Steinful any more, so they put up the poll, hoping the paypigs would pick "NOW NOW NOW". When they didn't get the response they wanted, they fired Steinful anyway. Now they'll release the 80% episodes to zero fanfare, or never release them because they're not finished.

What the wiggers fail to understand is that every day that goes by without new content, their relevance and momentum evaporates a little more, and a little more. People grow up and move on, a new hot show that's actually delivering pops up, and interest in their project wanes, until it's finally completely forgotten. That's when they'll finally drop their new and improved fishtank live. A few people will wander back, watch a few clips, and wonder why they were ever into it in the first place. We're already more than halfway there.
 
Toilet seats vendor said:
Clearly they got the idea after watching Daniel walk around in a vault suit, and from watching the apocalypse arc of season 4.
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Be careful. You might accidentally feed Jet's delusions that he actually is advancing culture.

I checked the Fallout sub to see how the redditors feel about Vault Tank and a lot of them aren't very hyped because it's not what the fandom wants (a single player Fallout game). Don't you just love it when creators make endless slop and cheap cash grabs instead of giving their fanbases what they want? Couldn't be us here in the Fishtank thread.
 
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