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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Aidan said:
Anyone who thinks the wiggers are surprised by the house doxing needs their head examined, it's assumed at this point.
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"Yes, we expected people to call the police saying that Sam Hyde The Ghost of Whatever was holding us all hostage with pipebombs strapped to his chest. We priced that in, its gtg"

Kitty Cat Man said:
jet is super pro-ozempic and wants to get a fatty to start taking it.
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Probably planning on a challenge where they have to eat greasy food after a high dose. Chaos ensues

Kitty Cat Man said:
funny thing is I actually like the wigger aesthetic. some guys pull it off really well(see: chet hanks, hoff twins)
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Had to look up the twins... good starting point. Jet needs to stop being a pussy and get some hand and neck tattoos to really seal the deal:
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C'mon Jet, you can always laser it off your face later!
 
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pooterino said:
"Yes, we expected people to call the police saying that Sam Hyde The Ghost of Whatever was holding us all hostage with pipebombs strapped to his chest. We priced that in, its gtg"
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yeah, getting s-worded is literally priced in. it's inevitable. either by some fish's family member/friend grossly misinterpreting what's going on during the show stream, or by speds getting on the phones and saying incredibly stupid shit like that.

they've unironically never had issues with s-wording since s1. they seem to have at least been doing the most basic thing and telling the local cops they're doing a livestream event and to ignore calls implying some sort of ultraviolence is going down. what fucks them is when actual neighbors or reddit karens in the area lodge "legitimate" complaints and start to actually take legal action with the local government.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
I wish jet would just get random YN's from ATL to be the host. Just a group of them, nigging up the house. No other interaction from the wiggers, just throw a bunch of MDE fans in a house with a couple gangbangers and see what happens.
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This is unironically the best thought you've had in this thread. Duanyae and La'ron are the closest they've had to having real black people on the show, Burt and Shadi don't even come close. Lot of potential.
 
Mörkö said:
This is unironically the best thought you've had in this thread. Duanyae and La'ron are the closest they've had to having real black people on the show, Burt and Shadi don't even come close. Lot of potential.
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Shadi is a fat sheboon who steals shit and works at Popeyes. She's about as nigger as it gets.
 
Mörkö said:
This is unironically the best thought only good post you've had in this thread. Duanyae and La'ron are the closest they've had to having real black people on the show, Burt and Shadi don't even come close. Lot of potential.
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Fixed your post.
 
there is just something so soul crushingly depressing about the fact that the majority of the people that go on this show attempt to launch their own influencer/streamer careers, before falling flat every single time. I just can't imagine how much I would want to kill myself if I quit my job, went on this show, became unemployable and then tried to scrounge up loose change from the dozen or a few hundred (also unemployed) people that tune in to my streams. like that's your life now, you're just a big baby man; a clown sitting on the platform above the dunk tank, waiting for somebody to throw a baseball at the target.

what the fuck are these people thinking... why don't most of them just do the show and dip from the internet , are they really so delusional to think that they will ever make it? I guess Ozempic Jet pumping their heads full of these ideas isn't helping, but come on, some of these individuals are in their thirties, where is the self awareness? one of these people (probably Greg) might actually kill themselves from failing over and over again over the years. dude would be happier working back at the gas station
 
So did they “price in” the house getting doxed before the show is even live by just planning on paying the daily fee for violating whatever local ordinances the authorities slap them with? Hasn’t that already been The Plan for at least one season that ended early?
 
MEASUREHEAD said:
what the fuck are these people thinking... why don't most of them just do the show and dip from the internet , are they really so delusional to think that they will ever make it? I guess Ozempic Jet pumping their heads full of these ideas isn't helping, but come on, some of these individuals are in their thirties, where is the self awareness? one of these people (probably Greg) might actually kill themselves from failing over and over again over the years. dude would be happier working back at the gas station
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They need to pull a Cole and just leave the internet
 
The scottish girl on Spictank is wearing Kiwi Farms merch. I have no idea if she brought it with her or if it was given to her by production.
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Checked into the site for the first time since they updated it, found it funny that they ended Ellie's bio with her going to New York with Jet lol
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Agares said:
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It's a gay cube.
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*BISEXUAL

Kitty Cat Man said:
I wish jet would just get random YN's from ATL to be the host. Just a group of them, nigging up the house. No other interaction from the wiggers, just throw a bunch of MDE fans in a house with a couple gangbangers and see what happens.
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You have no idea how much I need to see Jan entertain a bunch of yung atl niggaz as a whimsical and wizened dark vampiric prince, giving tutelage sessions about sanguine blade arts and Gundam.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
I wish jet would just get random YN's from ATL to be the host. Just a group of them, nigging up the house. No other interaction from the wiggers, just throw a bunch of MDE fans in a house with a couple gangbangers and see what happens.
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lol let TTS drop n bombs all day randomly too. Just take the filters off. They have an air raid siren sound effect then they all have to try to get somewhere else and TTS is like NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER _______ SAID NIGGER and then someone gets cornered and hassled by a bunch of hood niggas and they have to do a bunch of insane challenges to prove they arent racist.

Because they only bring on people who are either terminally online, or 4chan poltard wignat edgelords that dont really walk the walk, people who are black culture adjacent due to class or just because its the dominant culture now, but people who you know probably say the word somewhat. Just to see friction between a bunch of sheltered white people who ahve probably only been around white passing black people, on good behavior, walking on eggshells around YNs or people who they think are. Kinda like Alex B and Burt where of course Alex calls people 'my nigga' and Burt just acts offended and Alex is stressing about it for the next 2 weeks. Theyre comfortable enough with each other but theres that inherent friction.
 
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