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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Now find my leathermommy
via https://x.com/pulledpoork/status/2033261474445988195

here is she mentioned in another post https://www.instagram.com/p/DA7f5vvtLEk/
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married & runs a taqueria
 
Disclaimer I am bad at this.

Did they lie about the direction of Mecca??? Yes.

From Atlanta the direction is supposedly 96.41° or Basically East+6°.
This is the room and windows are facing NE.
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The arrow lined out is not egregiously bad, but not East.
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I propose it would be something like this on a map
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East-ish. but more like NE and the direction is supposed to be a bit more than East.

Common incompetency or a bit? don't know.
Jet literally downloaded a Qiblah direction app and let Mohammed/Bashir use it himself to determine the direction.
 
Do these fish know that the show is FishTank and its history? Are they familiar with past seasons? Or have they all been lied to about what this show is like previous seasons? I just tuned in and heard someone call it Fishtank but he seemed like he's never heard of it before lol
 
Do these fish know that the show is FishTank and its history? Are they familiar with past seasons? Or have they all been lied to about what this show is like previous seasons? I just tuned in and heard someone call it Fishtank but he seemed like he's never heard of it before lol
The 2b2t guy 100% knows, it just isn't clear if he is a plant or is here as part of some Faustian bargain with Jet for the FT Discord. Everybody else doesn't seem to know.
 
is there no alternative streaming site this season? PPV.to doesn't seem to be doing it this season.
 
Do these fish know that the show is FishTank and its history? Are they familiar with past seasons? Or have they all been lied to about what this show is like previous seasons? I just tuned in and heard someone call it Fishtank but he seemed like he's never heard of it before lol
they are all fans, but not superfans, except maybe the discord guy who may be a super obnoxious fan and is hiding his powerlevel (for now)
 
Do these fish know that the show is FishTank and its history? Are they familiar with past seasons? Or have they all been lied to about what this show is like previous seasons? I just tuned in and heard someone call it Fishtank but he seemed like he's never heard of it before lol
It's a fan season.
 
Do these fish know that the show is FishTank and its history? Are they familiar with past seasons? Or have they all been lied to about what this show is like previous seasons? I just tuned in and heard someone call it Fishtank but he seemed like he's never heard of it before lol
I think the only one who doesn't know deep lore is James, but I could be wrong. Pretty sure he was cast from Backstage. I don't know if his knowledge is zero or surface level, but he seems more out of his element.
 
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The wiggers were generous enough to give the fish their nicotine fix. But if it gets knocked loose, they take it away.

I'm sensing a theme here, especially with sober Bam Margera as the new host.
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The 2b2t guy 100% knows, it just isn't clear if he is a plant or is here as part of some Faustian bargain with Jet for the FT Discord. Everybody else doesn't seem to know.
Nigga what?
Do these fish know that the show is FishTank and its history? Are they familiar with past seasons? Or have they all been lied to about what this show is like previous seasons? I just tuned in and heard someone call it Fishtank but he seemed like he's never heard of it before lol

I'm not sure about James Drake, but everyone else I've seen their auditions posted to the fishtank website found and posted in this thread. Everyone knows, and we've already seen most everyone before(if you watched the audition streams).
 
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