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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Should the producers really interfere with a moment like this? They were working out their friendship

Also lol at simmons trying to compliment Jons speech impediment?
 
"hey uhhhhhhh you have been gayin for three hours can you please stop" t. ben
 
Any online influencer who tries to sell you stuff isn't gonna be the best role-model. I don't know much about Tate (even though I keep hearing his name everywhere) but from what I do know it sounds like he's one of those guys who sells self help bullshit. Unironically Jon learning how to box from Sam is a much better way to deal with those feelings. It's productive and good exercise, and he should get lessons at a gym once the show is over.
He should also look into ways to correct his speech impediment, that's also another big hurdle for him. Assuming that Jon's not some kind of deep cover method actor (I really don't think this is the case at all anymore, but I'm not entirely discounting the remote possibility), I think he'll be less inclined to play the retard when people he comes across don't immediately assume he is one whenever he opens his mouth.
 
HOLY SHIT SIMMONS DOESN'T REALIZE JON HAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT

This made listening to Jon Simmons cuddle time all worth it.
 
Should the producers really interfere with a moment like this? They were working out their friendship
I think there is a sort of divide between fans who want to see uncut unfiltered humanity from autists, and fans who want to see the most entertaining events regardless of if they're forced. I'm in the former camp. This is like a deranged Dawson's Creek with all the melodrama going on over nothing.

Tozy Wozies
 
Gay Simmons broke out "yeah, your accent is pretty cute" to Jon. Violetta is dazed and confused: "What? Are you saying that to Jon?" Simmons then reveals he's talking about his lisp. Jon doesn't correct him, so I guess neither of them know the difference between an accent and a lisp. I feel like I'm having a stroke.
 
Alright faggots, we got our wish. Jon got knocked down a few pegs in a way that wasn't detrimental to Jon bros. Not quite the ending to the arc I was expecting, however the conclusion was the same. Jon finally learning something without getting kicked in the head is always a nice change of pace. Props to the Jetty shippers too, I thought it was for sure dead after Jon sperged out for 30 minutes in the living room, however by the looks of things Letty still wants Jon, or is at least attached to him. Also props to the Jimmons shippers for... obvious reasons. Overall satisfying mini arc for the day.
 
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