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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Inshallah brothers.
The wiggers will do the call to prayer at 5 in the morning and wake up the entire house just for the ginger faggot.
 
TheBridgeburner said:
It might have come up when they were all sperging about the twins' age earlier. I struggly to believe she's truly 28. Mainly because that means she's around my age...
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They do say that Cluster B people have the emotional intelligence of toddlers, and she is 100% BPD.

Director Cam recap:
  • Jet and Ben are saying they've been trying to cast James Drake for 2 years.
  • Ben is saying that he "didn't realize Vicky would be a complete crashout crazy and doesn't know what she'll do, since she's drunk, might be able to sleep it off". Jet says that Vicky is the "most delusional person he's ever talked to in his 27 years of life".
  • Ben calls Emma a "sleeper contestant, promising, and can tell she's taking notes on people".
  • Ben says "Anisa is badass, she walked by Mohammed with a pillow in her hand and play slapped him in the face, I think she's going to be keeping people in check and she was killing bartending".
  • Ben says "Charity? You either love her or you hate her, I personally love her, I think she's fun" and Jet says "Charity's a normie, she's like a normal person, I respect that she's still here".
  • Ben: "And the twins? What do you even say to the twins?" Cameraman Vance: "When I'm up there filming, it's hard not to just follow the twins around, they're just so fascinating"
  • Ben: "Let's be honest, Mohammed pisses everyone off, I personally don't really like him, I think he's fucking annoying with the whole prayer and Islam shit, but he is a character" + mentions how Mohammed will wake them up at 5AM EST for prayer
  • Ben: "Landon, ooh, oh my god dude, Landon is really good", Vance: "Landon's got lasting power"
  • Jet: "Bezo's a sleeper, the audience isn't going to immediately fuck with him cuz he's gay, he's the evil troll redditor"
  • Jet: "JD is just classic bro, JD with the reddit humor, I know he's annoying but he has a place in the house, idk I just like everybody"
Can't wait for the jobs tomorrow. Wonder what Vicky's job will be.
 
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Doing the Directors Commentary during the dead hours is a good call, but I'm glad it's over, back to the REAL kino

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The Real Taylor Swift said:
Watching Fishtank over the past 3 years has been the most revealing look into Generation Z, they are all emotionally stunted and immature.
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I think the generational divide was clearest in season 4. The only people who talked and could keep a real/normal conversation going were Direc and Freddy, both the oldest fish I believe.

On an unrelated note, I really like the variety of the cast this season. I don't think there's anything wrong with 8/10 fish being fans with the caveat that they need to be different types of fans, if that makes sense.

I think the issue many had with the season 2 fan casting was how samey everyone felt. They were almost all kind of autistic, overly online MDE sycophants.

This season, I think the 8/10 who were aware of the show all stem from different subsets of the fandom. Emma is a red scare pod type of girl, a community with a not insignificant amount of fishtank viewers. Landon and the Twins are clearly the classic low functioning autistic MDE fans. Bezo is probably the closest to how a KF or /tv/ viewer may try to act on the show. JD knows a good bit about the show but I feel like he is more in the reddit normie sphere where he's seen a lot of clips. I'd guess Anisa is similar. Vicky is a sort of Rachel or Sylvia type, big MDE fan who thinks they would walk on and crush it, then has constant meltdowns.

The only one I can't nail down is Muhammad/Bashir. He's pressed production numerous times and instantly tried to fuck with Landon as soon as he came in. Despite being a white Minnesotan man, he is a seemingly devout Muslim and also a japanophile, yet the only contestant he reminds me of in his social dynamics is Simbal. He has the same manipulative and arrogant manner that anyone can see through immediately, and where he would have come from in terms of the Internet I can hardly even guess. I think he reminds me of Simbal because they both at some point clearly tried to "socialmaxx". You can clearly tell when someone isn't just normal and had to learn socializing from some kind of red pill content where everything is a veiled battle for masculine dominance and izzat protection.
 
Woodsman said:
Jet and Ben are doing a day one recap on director cam right now. He's saying that he will sometimes swap in like he did today. At night they will try to do recaps about what happened during the day. I'll try to transcribe:
  • Season 1 vibes ~ Ben
  • Jet is very happy with how its gone
  • Jet telling a story about Sam pulling him aside during S1 saying soak it in right now, it'll never be better but he feels like today surpassed it, he's never been more entertained. Big credit to the cast.
  • Ben - Its been a long time since we felt this way
  • Ben is discussing each contestant now
  • Ben's favorite contestant is James Drake, they've been trying to get him for 2 years. Ben says you can tell he's tv trained and Ben really likes him
  • Ben doesn't know about Vicki, he didn't know she'd be like this, knew she was a livewire but didn't know the crashout ordeal would happen with drinks. He hopes she will pull through
  • Jet - Vicki is the most delusional person he has ever talked to in the 27 years he's been on earth. Has no idea why she thinks the way she thinks. Wants to see her bounce back but he doesn't know. "Fuckin weird as in dark." Maybe this is how she is when shes drunk but I need to see some sanity there soon or I'm not gonna trust it.
  • Ben - Emma is a sleeper contestant. I see her in the background of activity and shes quiet but I can tell shes takin notes on people. I think she is really good. Emma is promising. Anisa is badass, very funny. Walked by Mohammed and slapped him in the face, I think shes going to be keeping people in check. She gives me good vibes. She killed the bar tending. Charity - Either love her or hate her, Ben loves her.
  • Jet - Charity is a normie, I respect that shes still her. Hes impressed
  • Ben - You guys love her laugh, don't lie.
  • Vance - Twins when hes up there filming its hard not to just follow the twins around. They are just so fascinating. If Bingo were to die, Bongo would be sad, but if Bongo died, Bingo would die too - from a tweet Vance saw, lol.
  • Ben - Mohammed - He pisses everyone off. Ben does not like him. He thinks hes annoying. The whole prayer and Islam shit is annoying. Mohammed has to get it together but what a character. Landon - Hes got lasting power. Landon is good
  • Jet - Bezo is a sleeper. You guys won't like him, cause hes gay. I don't think he will be top but hes a troll. Hes cringe but hes gonna be top. Hes the evil troll reditor. Hes the head fishtank redditor mod. JD is classic. Reddit humor, he has a place in the house. People are bugging out about resources, its gonna be tough but if you work hard you will get paid. There will be jobs tomorrow. Vicki on the move, she ended up going to the bathroom.
  • Jet does not want Vicki to leave but there is a level of delusion there.
  • Wants currency to be valuable. Old challenges in previous seasons were not as polished. They used to grade it will be who does the worst. But now its about whos the top, and the 2nd layer is the top performer gets to pick who goes home. Calls it the bullet mechanic. All about social mechanics and who they top performers like.
  • Stox is good for the cast and the , only elimination will be through this, won't always been Stox related eliminations.
  • James Drake is smart - did you see him drawing with the twins? Hes strategizing. What if they are on top on the next challenges? They won't pick him.
  • Doesn't want this to be poop house, needs to be something different.
  • Praises the crew, Matt, etc. Thanks the audience for coming back. Ben reiterates.
  • Couple hours the next episode (2) of Season 3 will be up soon, Jet is gonna have Wes get it up - Apparently its up now.
  • Jet and Ben would rather die than let the fans down again.
Thats all.
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Hyperborean said:
Director Cam recap:
  • Jet and Ben are saying they've been trying to cast James Drake for 2 years.
  • Ben is saying that he "didn't realize Vicky would be a complete crashout crazy and doesn't know what she'll do, since she's drunk, might be able to sleep it off". Jet says that Vicky is the "most delusional person he's ever talked to in his 27 years of life".
  • Ben calls Emma a "sleeper contestant, promising, and can tell she's taking notes on people".
  • Ben says "Anissa is badass, she walked by Mohammed with a pillow in her hand and play slapped him in the face, I think she's going to be keeping people in check and she was killing bartending".
  • Ben says "Charity? You either love her or you hate her, I personally love her, I think she's fun" and Jet says "Charity's a normie, she's like a normal person, I respect that she's still here".
  • Ben: "And the twins? What do you even say to the twins?" Cameraman Vance: "When I'm up there filming, it's hard not to just follow the twins around, they're just so fascinating"
  • Ben: "Let's be honest, Mohammed pisses everyone off, I personally don't really like him, I think he's fucking annoying with the whole prayer and Islam shit, but he is a character" + mentions how Mohammed will wake them up at 5AM for prayer
  • Ben: "Landon, ooh, oh my god dude, Landon is really good", Vance: "Landon's got lasting power"
  • Jet: "Bezo's a sleeper, the audience isn't going to immediately fuck with him cuz he's gay, he's the evil troll redditor"
  • Jet: "JD is just classic bro, JD with the reddit humor, I know he's annoying but he has a place in the house, idk I just like everybody"
Can't wait for the jobs tomorrow. Wonder what Vicky's job will be.
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Related video of the end-of-day decompress with Jet, Ben and Vance:



Also; Time is a flat circle...
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They should put both twins in seperate rooms not being able to contact eachother and hit one with several hammers to see what happens to the other.
 
Credit to /tv/ for catching this demonic presence surrounding Vicky as she finally finished her meltdown and goes to sleep.



Remember earlier the twins saying there were very dark vibes in the house? Strange...
 
Woodsman said:
Jet - Vicki is the most delusional person he has ever talked to in the 27 years he's been on earth. Has no idea why she thinks the way she thinks. Wants to see her bounce back but he doesn't know. "Fuckin weird as in dark." Maybe this is how she is when shes drunk but I need to see some sanity there soon or I'm not gonna trust it.
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The way I'm seeing it is she's just not really delusional from just today's moments. She's just feeding a bunch of bullshit so she can sense any chance to ultimately misdirect it to where she can get Jet to give in and let her have what she wants. This whole thing was so ridiculous that it makes the withdrawal crashouts from earlier look insanely tame.

I'm guessing she has a lot of mental issues of course but I don't think the delusional thinking comes into play just yet. You see how cold her demeanor got when she was talking with James Drake(HIMOTHY) and then it gets interrupted by Charity to come downstairs so they can eat and get paid.

The Real Taylor Swift said:
Watching Fishtank over the past 3 years has been the most revealing look into Generation Z, they are all emotionally stunted and immature.
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I'll admit and faggishly like to self-insert into all the situations on the show.
Think it's one of those things is how much the show draws me in. That whole thing with Vicky hiding in the attic just was so infuriating because you think to yourself:

"What could I say to convince her to just come down and eat chicken?"

Then as I thought oh, the only way she would is if you just gave her what she wanted, her kratom(that she has already?) and vapes.
 
IFBB Pro Phil said:
Credit to /tv/ for catching this demonic presence surrounding Vicky as she finally finished her meltdown and goes to sleep.

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Remember earlier the twins saying there were very dark vibes in the house? Strange...
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Vicky gave whole story to twins about how she would wake up at 3am and hear footsteps and other shit. Checks out
 
IFBB Pro Phil said:
The only one I can't nail down is Muhammad/Bashir
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He reads like a rich expat kid who grew up getting basically everything handed to him, shuttled around international schools, and had to compete with the children of centimillionaires and diplomats for attention, leading to him adopting a lot of the faggiest attention-seeking behavior imaginable like "peacocking" and constantly needing to insert himself into conversations and assert his uniqueness. He won't have a terribly fragile ego but when he cracks, it'll be absolute kino since his entire forward-facing persona is based around this "im the main character" dynamic, which if attacked directly will result in catastrophic ego-collapse and seething that will overshadow his entire persona, leading to a death-spiral crashout that I'm absolutely looking forward to witnessing.

Am watching for this, the autistic guy powerleveling about something(inevitable, hopefully he's not a pedophile, really like him), and the twins TMIposting about something gross they've done(we all know they've done something gross).
 
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