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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
I don't think it's correct to say that Bashir is a fake Muslim. I believe him that he is a quarter Syrian and spent at least some of his childhood there. I don't know his age, but he looks to be in his mid-20s, so he can't have been there outside of the first 10 or so years of his life. As someone else said, he probably moved around a lot as a kid for his parents' work. He's mentioned Morocco, Gujarat and Japan that I've heard. Was his white parent a convert or did either parent present as especially religious? Perhaps not. Maybe Islam is something he started identifying with as an adult. But he does pray roughly properly from what I can tell and clearly has some understanding of Arabic.

As for doing stuff that's haram, it's debatable whether tobacco is haram. Even if it is, doing something haram does not make you not a Muslim. That's such a ludicrous standard. Most members of every religion break their rules. Doesn't mean they aren't a part of the group.

It does come off as cringe affectation, but that doesn't mean he isn't a sincere believer on some level. You can LARP as a Muslim without keeping Ramadan. Plenty of Muslims don't fast consistently. The fact that he reacted more to Aisha TTS more than fake Muslim TTS makes me think he's more or less genuine.

On that note, Aisha's age at marriage/consumation is NOT mentioned in the Quran. He is absolutely correct in denying that. It's in the Hadith, which pretty much all Muslims accept large parts of. Moreover, it appears in a couple Hadith corpuses that are not at all controversial. Only point I'm making is that you should be accurate when critiquing belief systems you dislike.

Bashir is a solid dislikable Fish so far.
 
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Maybe this has been said before, as much as I think the guy is a wasted slot and don't understand why he was cast, I wouldn't doubt if production cast him intentionally because they knew he'd be so unlikable. He fills that Nifty/Ted/Rachel quota they seem to want, and i think they're going to get a lot of mileage out of fucking with him.
I think the production is well aware of how they are going to fuck with him. I can't see him becoming a fish as some nice 'golden ticket' gesture.
 
Maybe this has been said before, as much as I think the guy is a wasted slot and don't understand why he was cast, I wouldn't doubt if production cast him intentionally because they knew he'd be so unlikable. He fills that Nifty/Ted/Rachel quota they seem to want, and i think they're going to get a lot of mileage out of fucking with him.
I'm hoping that's what their line of thinking was and they didn't just cast him because he hooked them up with the largest fishtank discord server. I also don't think production really knows how much of a degenerate faggot he actually is, since he easily silenced dissenting opinions on the discord once Jet got involved in the picture. I have a feeling that this is going to be a big source of stress for him: as more and more people shit on him on TTS and reveal embarrassing information about him, the more worried he will become about how Jet and the rest of the staff perceive him. after a few days of brutal TTS he will feel like his clout chasing quest has been tarnished
 
Maybe this has been said before, as much as I think the guy is a wasted slot and don't understand why he was cast, I wouldn't doubt if production cast him intentionally because they knew he'd be so unlikable. He fills that Nifty/Ted/Rachel quota they seem to want, and i think they're going to get a lot of mileage out of fucking with him.
Its pretty much up in the air as to why. They 100% know who he is and people are speculating the condition of letting him in was to hand over control of the FT Fan Discord to them.

Just depends if they're using him as a vehicle to fuck with people, or if this is them dunking on a guy who has probably been a faggot to them for the last three years through various channels. They've done it before when they brought CryoKeen on and plastered the stuff he was saying about the girls around the woodchip room, this might turn into an extended form of that.
 
I think the twins are going to win. They're not on anyone's bad side right now, they kinda just do their own thing and are a clear fan favorite.

Drake has dark horse energy. He seems like he came in completely ready to game. He has also said a couple things that point to him being a big brother fan. Stuff like saying he was worried about the logos on clothes, is a literal Big Brother thing to worry about.
 
Just give them the 50k and call it a day bro.
What’s their deal, what accent is that?

They’re funny, I feel like they might rise TF up if they keep reading Animal Farm though.
 
Drake has dark horse energy. He seems like he came in completely ready to game. He has also said a couple things that point to him being a big brother fan. Stuff like saying he was worried about the logos on clothes, is a literal Big Brother thing to worry about.
Jet and Ben mentioned last night they've been actively trying to get him on for a few seasons now, he's definitely tapped in to how to play the game.
 
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