🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Sam just stated being "vicious" on TTS will not be allowed, particularly telling people that they shouldn't call Sylvia fat. He's afraid that if they allow it she'll just leave, might allow calling her fat "on week four".

What is even the point of TTS if you can't say things to fuck with the players?
As others in the livechat pointed out, this is starting to lose the "hellhouse of torture" vibe it was advertised to have.
 
As others in the livechat pointed out, this is starting to lose the "hellhouse of torture" vibe it was advertised to have.
Yeah When San was first talking about it the whole gimmick seemed like you would be able to make the contestants miserable. I’m not saying they should be subjected to 24/7 n words but not being able to call Sylvia fat or Jon a retard just makes it seem kinda lame.
 
This shit is supposed to last 6 weeks bra. Can't have everyone leave the first 2 nights.
I get that but if someone is willing to leave within 48 hours because a text-to-speech says "you're fat" then maybe they weren't the right choice for the stream.

I guess I don't understand what the TTS is for. Do they expect people to pay $70 say nice, reassuring things to them?
 
So whats up with Damiel? He's been sleeping literally all day and is already talking to the cameras for no reason and spends stupid amounts of time in the bathroom. Further there have been constant polls asking about damiel. His whole vibe is majorly suspicious but he could also be going through some kind of withdrawal or just hates everyone hes around.
Withdrawal. Probably taking over-the-counter drugs to sleep through it.
 
this is unironically very interesting, is sam trying to distance from his 2016 era fans and the far right in general?
I don't think that's it. He still regularly makes jew jokes on stream. I think Fish Tank is bringing in a new audience and Sam doesn't want the super political stuff to scare new fans away. If you're a normie and watching the stream and you see people spamming 1488 TOTAL NIGGER DEATH you're not going to want to support or watch.
 
Yeah When San was first talking about it the whole gimmick seemed like you would be able to make the contestants miserable. I’m not saying they should be subjected to 24/7 n words but not being able to call Sylvia fat or Jon a retard just makes it seem kinda lame.
whats the point in the show if they're all gonna leave day one?
 
Josie explain this

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I the late afternoon, Hitler was searching through the a swamp looking for jews personally one day, because his troops were off looking in other places. His boots were getting dirty in all of the mud that was around the swamp, he had been searching for hours for the jews but then night was falling and he was about to go back home until he stumbled upon a rundown looking cabin. He thought it was abandoned so he went inside the cabin for the night... Upon entering, he found a sexy oger asleep in it's bed that was larger than him. Hitler first thought about how beautiful and peaceful it looked while sleeping in it's bed. He tip-toed through the house, careful not to awake the beast, but to no avail, the oger awoke anyway. Hitler's heart stopped, he had never seen an oger before, let alone one as good looking as the one before him. The oger knew someone was in his house so he screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!" He immediately regretted it after seeing how cute the human in his house was. Hitler wasn't scared, in fact the oger's manly voice only attracted him more. Hitler responded, "I didn't know you lived here...I was only looking for a place to stay for a bit..." then he asked, "What is your name?"The beast said, "Shrek, the name is Shrek." Hitler loved the sound of the name."So Shrek can I stay here for a bit? I don't want to go back to the smell of burning bodies at the moment, by the way my name is Hitler." Shrek decided to let Hitler stay for the night, but there was only one problem Shrek only owned one bed and was not about to make the dictator of Germany sleep on the floor. Shrek asked Hitler if it would be okay if they shared the bed, after all it wouldn't be akward if they're both men right? Hitler was blushing, he didn't expect this, but he didnt mind it at all.

For dinner Shrek made toast with eyeball jelly, Hitler was suprised he really liked the taste! After dinner the two decided to go to bed together. Shrek admited that he might accientally snuggle Hitler during the night. Hitler fell asleep quickly so Shrek decided to take this chance to "accidentally" hug Hitler, Shrek thought
 
As others in the livechat pointed out, this is starting to lose the "hellhouse of torture" vibe it was advertised to have.
there is a long way to go, hopefully they just want to ramp it up instead of maximum overdrive right away. personally hoping for dr don wario to make an appearance every night.
 
I get that but if someone is willing to leave within 48 hours because a text-to-speech says "you're fat" then maybe they weren't the right choice for the stream.

I guess I don't understand what the TTS is for. Do they expect people to pay $70 say nice, reassuring things to them?
Sam expects people who view him as a manosphere messiah to pay without really thinking about it. Think about your average Twitch fan who charges their mom's credit card to say "hi streamer." That's the audience he really wants if you haven't been paying attention. Courting places like 4chan when convenient is just an easy way to mop up impressionable children & idiots who can't see through him.
whats the point in the show if they're all gonna leave day one?
The point was to make you pay enough money that Sam can evade homelessness for a little while longer.
 
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