I the late afternoon, Hitler was searching through the a swamp looking for jews personally one day, because his troops were off looking in other places. His boots were getting dirty in all of the mud that was around the swamp, he had been searching for hours for the jews but then night was falling and he was about to go back home until he stumbled upon a rundown looking cabin. He thought it was abandoned so he went inside the cabin for the night... Upon entering, he found a sexy oger asleep in it's bed that was larger than him. Hitler first thought about how beautiful and peaceful it looked while sleeping in it's bed. He tip-toed through the house, careful not to awake the beast, but to no avail, the oger awoke anyway. Hitler's heart stopped, he had never seen an oger before, let alone one as good looking as the one before him. The oger knew someone was in his house so he screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!" He immediately regretted it after seeing how cute the human in his house was. Hitler wasn't scared, in fact the oger's manly voice only attracted him more. Hitler responded, "I didn't know you lived here...I was only looking for a place to stay for a bit..." then he asked, "What is your name?"The beast said, "Shrek, the name is Shrek." Hitler loved the sound of the name."So Shrek can I stay here for a bit? I don't want to go back to the smell of burning bodies at the moment, by the way my name is Hitler." Shrek decided to let Hitler stay for the night, but there was only one problem Shrek only owned one bed and was not about to make the dictator of Germany sleep on the floor. Shrek asked Hitler if it would be okay if they shared the bed, after all it wouldn't be akward if they're both men right? Hitler was blushing, he didn't expect this, but he didnt mind it at all.
For dinner Shrek made toast with eyeball jelly, Hitler was suprised he really liked the taste! After dinner the two decided to go to bed together. Shrek admited that he might accientally snuggle Hitler during the night. Hitler fell asleep quickly so Shrek decided to take this chance to "accidentally" hug Hitler, Shrek thought