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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I can't think of what type of freeloader a cast like this needs, I'd say a chaos-starter but we sort of already have them? Idk, I can't think of a freeloader or contestant type we've had in the past who would improve this cast, we really do need new people but they're obviously a risk. Sam could be fun to bring back for a little bit, and obviously Frank and Fatty need to be autoincludes, but they're their own thing and not typical freeloaders. I just don't know what you could add to this cast to make it better.
 
yfes said:
I don't really feel the need for the degen to be in this season.
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He's also just genuinely a Reddit ween. Everything he's done post-tank is one-step away from a full-blown Jon crashout - he's already done the Jet Nepstein/Marky posting, he just still has (barely) milkable money value so he's kept around in the alumni orbit. Considering Frank cut him off I'm guessing that's over too though,
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Meanwhile Jet and Ben pull an epic prank on JD, he seemed genuinely miffed. He isn't handling being kept up well.
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Vance now stumbled in, telling the fish he has an upset tummy and needs help. They give him some water while he stumbles over the room.
 
DustBuns said:
Unconfirmed picture of Bashir with his mother Tamara Grey in a movie theater seeing last jedi. found on her twitter https://x.com/tamaralgray/status/943907143127838721

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i'm thinking that's def bashir. same nose, also looks like his dad
SimianShaman said:
Looking at his wikipedia page I found that Muhammad al-Imadi has a son named Omar Imady. Here's his personal website. Omar Imady is a Syrian/American academic who has produced quite a few works regarding Arab excellence or whatever.

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SimianShaman said:
Bashir's lineage:

(To preface, this isn't 100% verified, but it seems far more likely than not. I do not have a picture of him with his family.)

Also, apologies if some of the formatting is fucked up, this is my first post here.
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Man, from a respected government economic minister with a hobby in theology, to an academic and doctor, to finally a weirdo weeb appearing on streaming reality show known for being a freakshow of Zoomer autists. If that ain't familial degeneration, I don't know what is.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Man, from a respected government economic minister with a hobby in theology, to an academic and doctor, to finally a weirdo weeb appearing on streaming reality show known for being a freakshow of Zoomer autists. If that ain't familial degeneration, I don't know what is.
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Bashir makes a lot of sense now, he's basically the son of a hippie but muslim hippies instead of buddhist hippies
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Man, from a respected government economic minister with a hobby in theology, to an academic and doctor, to finally a weirdo weeb appearing on streaming reality show known for being a freakshow of Zoomer autists. If that ain't familial degeneration, I don't know what is.
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What American admixture does to a mfer
 
Just gonna use this downtime to express my frustration with the S3 episodes 2 and 3. They fucking suck.

Unfortunately it seems they have taken the direction of editing Famous House as a straight up reality show for the majority of the runtime. This means there is very little content diversity, it is all interpersonal scheming which is ultimately meaningless and not particularly entertaining given that as the audience we already know the results, and does not demonstrate any amount of gaslighting or production fucking with the fish. The entire concept of this season is supposed to be a parody of a reality show, but instead they are trying to make just a reality show.

There were only a few parts of the episodes which I actually found fun, mostly Alex B being a sperg, Jet and Sam hiding in the B1 closet filming scenes while coughing loudly and also getting a glimpse into the basement phone call with the hog. I almost turned it off a few times and kept checking how much longer in the episode was left, I was that bored.

If I had to guess this is why Steinful has had a falling out with the wiggers and asked to be removed from the credits. I enjoyed the first episode but it's clear that the new editors have no idea how to actually package the show. Truly a shame as S3 should have been a slam dunk as far as edited content goes.
 
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