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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
I mean, that's just on the production for not thinking it trough though? You can't really blame JD for choosing the most optimal choice in this situation.
They could have added a rule that says at least 2 piggy banks have to be broken in order for anyone to win anything, boom, content.
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Agreed, when fish become nontent, you must force their hands sometime.
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
Introducing the Fishtank Pyramid of Success with legs Wiggers, Contestants, and Audience. TL;DR they're getting rid of the elimination bullet. Also they're fine going back to working at McDonald's if this doesn't work out and they just want to hand out a $50k check on day 30.
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"we know whats gonna work"

lol, lmao even.
 
Wait, Drake got nothing from the cell? GAY!

Also, the crew need to ignore all advice and feedback from the audience while the season is actually running. They need to make plans and stick with them, they can't get cold feet because some retards (even us) complain about them before they come to fruition.
 
What matters is the dynamic between fish who would never in their lives interact with one another overcoming adversity and pushing themselves out of their comfort zone. The content this season was pushed through jobs which initiated confrontations, as living together with no direction ultimately ends up as livestreamed awkward roommate house. Challenges are a boost, but sometimes end up as stalemates as nonconfrontational fish just sit out the clock, and fish that take action (make content) are immediately shunned or even worse, voted out.
I'm not discounting the fact that you have manage unknown contestants on the fly in such an environment, but since Jet and Co. want to establish Fishtank in their own framework without Sam, it is critical that contestants are fully cognizant of what it means to be a fish. Fan casting eliminates that, but no one wants to see someone who meta-games. They want authentic growth from an unlikely contestant. An outsider. An underdog.
For the 100% hellhouse people, I get it. But when I was made aware of Torturechamber.live when Beth was introduced (and I was there at the ground floor of the discovery of The Square Hut), this is not what I envisioned Fishtank evolving into. People want fish that they can see themselves in.

tldr the points are made up and the rules (for the most part) don't matter. Crazy how Bingo and Bongo were last minute replacements.
 
Emma reading another letter from her BF's now renamed account:


TTS asks Antara to play Bingo Bongo by Crack Amico:
 
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Anyone comparing Beth to Vicky needs to be shot on sight. Vicky wasn't nearly this cringe
 
Meiwaku said:
"You GUYS we need a HOT girl on the show"- Jet

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>Pedo panderer (see above)
>Picks a woman who dresses like a homeless lumberjack. No sex appeal.
>Annoying, Reddit, and loud.
>Onlyfans whore.
>Poopgate 💩
>Orbiter of spinoff
>Whack haircut, diet Vicky
>Greasy womanchild.
>Filthy Squatter.
>Throws piss everywhere.
>Gay tattoos.
>Vibes with JD (Gay).

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What exactly is "hot" about this, Jet?
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By the time she's 25 she'll be identifying as "nonbinary" and be dating a black man with a kid.
 
Hellhouse is only funny when it's a fun kind of hell. Where it's something that is obviously fun but it absolutely infuriates one of the fish or puts them out of their comfort zone. It doesn't work when it's just making everyone miserable. Something like having a bunch of Mormon missionaries show up to talk about Mormonism in Season 2 with Jimmy there with the stipulation he had to be nice would be good hellhouse. Throwing garbage everywhere and forced vomitting is bad hellhouse.
 
DOORSTUCK said:
Crazy how Bingo and Bongo were last minute replacements.
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Burt was a last minute replacement too, but then again so were Ellie and Brian, so it's 50/50 whether you get boring nontent or a great fish.
 
How we lookin', Anissa chads?

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Maybe we are safe for now...
 
Mr.Bucket said:
According to that torture house or whatever account it apparently does.
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Where can I find the clips of her on this? I saw a few on Twitter, Tiktok, and YouTube but nothing too revealing besides a short one of her eating shit, confirming what TTS had been saying. That was nasty and I wish I hadn’t seen it, but I’d have liked to see the context leading up. Was it real shit or fake like what Anisa ate in the cell?
(Edit: spelling, stupid)
 
Eliminations need to mostly be things they can rig without breaking any 'rules'. Think subjective things like the disabled challenge or the SAT test from season 1.
 
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