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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
GGSurvivor said:
JD's troon boyfriend apparently wants to scalp Anissa and hates her

JD: "No like I am comfortable around women... I treat women like normal fucking people and thats why I've actually had girlfriends, fuckfaces... They don't realize that..." even Beth cringed at that statement lmao
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It's better to treat women like trash than to treat trash like women
 
JD is hanging out with Beth in the confessional, I'm guessing that he's going to get on her good side then tell her whose luggage to throw out.
Also, I'm suspecting Bongo was trying to stir shit when she told Beth where her luggage was so she got the revenge idea.
 
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Beth is just annoying pick me screeching, I whole heartedly disagree with everyone that thinks this is content. It's just loud annoying noises, she isn't even really bothering the Fish that much.

To steal a bad analogy from Jet, the Fishtank community is like a triangle, you have Hellhouse that are sadistic sociopaths that just want people suffering nonstop, you have Simps that want to parasocially connect with the women and pay Jet to give them nice coins, and there is Friendtank(which I largely fit into) that like "nontent," to see the interestingly retarded Fish interact and express themselves.

I've mentioned it being a problem earlier, but I think we are really seeing the consequences for no Simpbait this season. If the Simps don't have someone to sperg over, they've check out, and The Hellhouse people are the loudest voice to Production. Friendtank people like me don't sperg out until the show already has died from lack of interesting people. So all the feedback they are getting is from Hellhouse. That's why the rushed a The Cell with no real reward. This leads to Burnout House which is seriously worse. The Tank can survive a day or two of "nontent"(even though there was great moments during that period, like the room siege and the unblinded Boyfriend letter and fallout), but when the cast Burns out the show fucking dies. That's how Season 2 was ruined, and it created low points in other seasons. I hope to god they aren't bringing in Frank early too. Frank will kill the season at this point. The Fish need to be a lot closer to $50k to put up with Frank.
 
It clicked for me now, Beth is not a bad freeloader. She is insufferable and a crazy piece of shit, but she brings unity against her in the house.
Well, except for JD. The bullet is still active for tomorrow's elimination challenge and he fucked himself catastrophically by allying himself with the crazy bitch. Everyone hates him now and he has to win the next challenge, which is very unlikely. He's going home unless the wiggers rig it for him.
 
tts says they're Ghost Politics at Hooters and Landon laughs it off as ridiculous because Ghost would clearly be at Twin Peaks.
EDIT: another tts admitted they were the real Ghost and he would never go to Applebees or Hooters and Landon pops off being proven right.
"I'm saying because I've watched like 100 shows" (guy who has been trolling this guy for a decade)
 
a triangle squared said:
Jet nonstop glazed her in confessional.
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I do agree with him though, she's breathed new life into the show. Though I don't think she 'needed' this in order to not walk.
I hope she gets even more fucked up on Red Bull.

Edit: She thinks James is alright lmao, meanwhile he thought TTS' idea of dumping confessional's fishtank water (full of fish shit) on her was interesting lmao
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An ideal freeloader wastes resources, constantly starts shit, and gets under people's skin. She might honestly be significantly higher-tier than most people seem to currently realize, especially since she's already survived what made Vicky tap out. People screech for Hellhouse, then screech to kick her out when she does make things hell. I get the composition fallacy and all, but a lot of people just don't know what they want.
 
Ben saw Bongo reading a love letter silently on the couch and just went back in the basement. He's so gentle with them.
They do need to fix the bar audio if twins are going to spend like 8 hours a day mumbling on the couch because it's so hard if the dorm has a tts
 
Polyboros2 said:
Beth is just annoying pick me screeching, I whole heartedly disagree with everyone that thinks this is content. It's just loud annoying noises, she isn't even really bothering the Fish that much.

To steal a bad analogy from Jet, the Fishtank community is like a triangle, you have Hellhouse that are sadistic sociopaths that just want people suffering nonstop, you have Simps that want to parasocially connect with the women and pay Jet to give them nice coins, and there is Friendtank(which I largely fit into) that like "nontent," to see the interestingly retarded Fish interact and express themselves.

I've mentioned it being a problem earlier, but I think we are really seeing the consequences for no Simpbait this season. If the Simps don't have someone to sperg over, they've check out, and The Hellhouse people are the loudest voice to Production. Friendtank people like me don't sperg out until the show already has died from lack of interesting people. So all the feedback they are getting is from Hellhouse. That's why the rushed a The Cell with no real reward. This leads to Burnout House which is seriously worse. The Tank can survive a day or two of "nontent"(even though there was great moments during that period, like the room siege and the unblinded Boyfriend letter and fallout), but when the cast Burns out the show fucking dies. That's how Season 2 was ruined, and it created low points in other seasons. I hope to god they aren't bringing in Frank early too. Frank will kill the season at this point. The Fish need to be a lot closer to $50k to put up with Frank.
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I like some friendtank moments too but you can't have an entire season of it. Giving one of the retards in the tank 50k for sitting on their ass and doing something funny once a week isn't gonna cut it. You could blame production for not coming up with anything funny but there is a limit to that too. This cast would 100% just wait the show out if they weren't forced into situations.

I think Beth has been a good warmup if they do bring Frank in (hopefully in the last week) but I'm not sure they can handle that based on how freaked out they got by a woman doing some basic season 1 & 2 littering
 
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