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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
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Like with mauro, like with summer, like with simbal, like with Rachel, like with Vicky his presence will be missed. The show needs a hate magnet, its usually the most underappreciated role and the worst one to have. Hopefully his life doesn't get destroyed over the entertainment he brought.
 
That whole challenge came down to the normies selling their soul and doing fucked up shit, and the tards just acted like themselves. Was it worth it? JD FAG JD FAG

Like with mauro, like with summer, like with simbal, like with Rachel, like with Vicky his presence will be missed. The show needs a hate magnet, its usually the most underappreciated role and the worst one to have. Hopefully his life doesn't get destroyed over the entertainment he brought.
nah JD hate was pure hate, the ones you mentioned you loved to hate them, summer was a BPD personified, so of course she was going to act like that, Simbul was indian so of course he was going to act like that, Rachel was a fat slob who had everything done for her, so ofc she was going to act like that, what was JD's excuse.

All the people mentioned above were terrible, but they were not im going to carry a magnum condom in my pockets, so everything thinks I have a big dick. terrible. That's just beyond faggy.
 
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I think we are just gonna have to bite the bullet with this one. JD is not a faggot, he is a closeted faggot.

Transvestigators, disengage.


should have left as soon as he realised the audience hated him. There was just no hope for him whatsoever. I said it so many times now, dunno what this fucker was thinking, coming onto the show, guess he can say goodbye to his GF and well-paying job. dont think he realised how much people disliked him. Don't like the guy, but hope he has not lost his job, but if he has, it's his own fault for going on the show and saying nigger in front of 10 thousand people.

Dude had his life sorted out, Dude had a long-term GF, well-paying job, and he threw it all away to be on fucking fishtank lmfao

also got to love the fact that by the time he started fighting back, people just hated him more. His gf is a bit of a dumb cunt as well. She must have known that production was manipulating the situation. It amazes me that half the people who watch this show don't even realise what it really is. This cast has seen every season as well, and none of them truly get what the show is. I thought Bash got it, but then he started crying about the audience's need for chaos and for throwing shit at each other.
To do something like this he must have been deeply dissatisfied with something in his life and wanted to blow it up. Though I doubt he actually loses his job, most people will stop bothering him within a week of being off.
 
Production on suicide watch, no more TTS from JD haters

I think my least favorite part of every fishtank season is spergs doing borderline- schizophrenic "transvestigations" of literally every female on the show. JD doesn't have to be a literal homosexual, you can still call him a faggot. Please just move on already.
This. And if you're doing anything to fuck with any contestant outside of the tank you should kick the oxygen habit and fertilize the crops.
 
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Guy who had no idea what Fishtank was: "What do you think is going to happen today?"
"I think today is going to be Icky Pukers"
 
I genuinely cannot understand the psychology of the people on this show. It’s truly a unique breed of autistic internet dweller that goes on and then instantly loses sight of the fact that they could win 50,000 dollars. You’d have to actually torture me to get me to willingly walk away from that sum of money.

People claim that putting fans on the show is a bad idea, but everyone who claims to have “known the show” seems to not have a basic understanding of it. The Discord mod knew the most and quit the fastest of anyone.

Putting my girlfriend on a video screen, getting mildly annoyed by TTS, or hearing someone on the internet is pretending to “firebomb my house” (???) is not enough.

Say what you will but Jet knows how to pick ‘um, these really are special people.
 
To do something like this he must have been deeply dissatisfied with something in his life and wanted to blow it up. Though I doubt he actually loses his job, most people will stop bothering him within a week of being off.
Yeah, like I said, the smartest thing he's done this whole time was leave. If he had stayed on, people would have gone after him. The info people found here would have spread around more.

I don't think he was dissatisfied; he genially seems to think he is that guy, and can guarantee you he went on that show thinking everyone watching would love him.

I mean i could be wrong, but that was definitely the vibe I got from him, dude thought he was some sort of player
 
This. And if you're doing anything to fuck with any contestant outside of the tank you should kick the oxygen habit and fertilize the crops.
It would be fucked if people went for his job, but at the same time, he is fucking stupid for putting himself in that position as well. We are retarded for watching this shit, they are even more retarded for being on it. The person that fucked with him the most was Jet.

Jet destroyed this niggas realtionship cause he lost a boxing match with him, kek, talk about spiteful. think that was the only JD W him calling Beth Productions cum bunny, then Jet starting beef with him and then losing the fight.
 
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It would be fucked if people went for his job, but at the same time, he is fucking stupid for putting himself in that position as well. We are retarded for watching this shit, they are even more retarded for being on it.
Yeah, because you'd know you'd be so likable if you were put in a stressful environment with a bunch of people you don't know and cameras in your fucking face.

To me fucking with a contestant with TTS and other in=show mechanics is fair game. But as soon as you go after his life outside the show it's a line crossed and shame is on the production for being semi-permissive with this. What if people were threatening your job, family and loved ones? I wonder if any of you 'people' even consider this.

I'll give JD some respect for lasting this long, he was painfully unlikable but what was done to him should not be done to anyone. This is my last post about JD and I hope people will just move on and let the dude live in peace.
 
It would be fucked if people went for his job, but at the same time, he is fucking stupid for putting himself in that position as well. We are retarded for watching this shit, they are even more retarded for being on it. The person that fucked with him the most was Jet. Jet destroyed this niggas realtionship cause he lost a boxing match with him, kek, talk about spiteful. think that was the only JD W him calling Beth Productions cum bunny, then Jet squareing up to him for a fight, and then losing.
It would be really fucking dumb if they go for his job. He was a meme and TTS goldmine. Why ruin chances of future fish when Full Blown like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia AIDS festering faggots call people's jobs? JD Gay is a meme, you don't need to take his fucking livelihood.
 
JERB UPDATE!!!

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LANDON is a JANITOR

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BLAINE is a BUM (pay is $9)

LAURA has to PAINT THE WALLS (no screenshot)

BINGO and BONGO have MARKET EARLY and ROBOT HELPER, they have to divide it between themselves (Kody said that MARKET LATE will be claimed by someone not here yet)

EMMA is DEPRESSED DRAGON - she has to act depressed and wear dragon wings

BASHIR is LANDON STYLIST

JDRAKE is PERSONAL TRAINER
 
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Not letting them wreck this house this season has sucked ngl, yeah yeah the servers and repairs are expensive etc but it is Fishtank to see the house wrecked and filthy by now and all we got is the dorm a little messy and Jungle wall has a hole, oh no jacuzzi toilet has pee in it oh wow
 
I'm glad JD finally decided to put his tech industry experience to use by sexually assaulting someone and committing infidelity.
You mean sexually assaulting the demon witch who just grinded her ass on his dick for two minutes straight unprompted and committed actual SA (he was the one to say no) on him like 200 times before? You people are so fucking stupid.

Edit: If you don't understand: my point is that calling him slapping her ass a sexual assault is plain retarded. She was all over him for two days. She kept grinding on his dick asking if he's hard. He was the one saying no the whole time. If that doesn't "imply" consent from the demonette then I don't know what does.
 
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