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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Never Die Living was definitely Drake's. Landon somehow mogged his acting in this, dude looks shaken for the first time in the season.
I have a pet theory that Ben somehow directly or indirectly knows Drake and has been gaslighting him for two-three years now. They clearly mock him all the time, and I think they want some sort of crash out from that archetype of person.
 
At some point, Laura went missing from the movie, and I haven't seen her in the house since.
She left crying, and stood in the hall for a bit before going to the basement with Ben. Came back up with water shortly after. Probably for medications. She paced around the dorm for a while looking confused. Then she took a candy from the market, and eventually went to the couch in the living room.
 
she told Laura that the Wiggers instead are giving her "something similar" to whatever her medication is.
if it's adhd medication as we suspect (since that is really hard to fill in another state, and it has to be filled in person) do you think they are giving her meth? literal meth is prescribed for adhd under the name Desoxyn.

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this is a joke btw
 
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My boy is writing Arabic on the grip tape for Bam Margera's skateboard. He looks so cute and happy. He's figuring out what to write.

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Bam's letter
 
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yeah, just the digest. with the way the s3 episodes have been going, i think they're right to stop wasting time on them. fishtank is supposed to be experienced live and there's not a good way to capture the experience using episodes.

Definitely agree, usually too busy with work to tune in live, but been trying to keep up with this as much as I can since Day 1 for Season 5 and it is pretty dope live.

Having seen so much of Season 5 I do think Episodes still probably work for people who watched it live, I can see it being pretty nostalgic to watch it back if it was edited right.
I haven't seen the episodes they've been editing of earlier seasons, though.

Music is what he studied but he hasn't been able to make money in music so he turned to acting.
That makes sense. Feel like he could write some decent, corny originals and pitch them to music libraries and get them licensed on low to mid tier reality shows. Although it's dog shit pay nowadays.
 
At some point, Laura went missing from the movie, and I haven't seen her in the house since.

I saw Laura come back up and go into Dorm at one stage. She looked through the box which has the fortune cookies and candy, looked like she grabbed some candy, and then went into Market and took one of the snack bars near the counter. It wasn't nefarious, I suspect it's diabetes related. I don't think this is the first time she's had to step aside because of potential blood sugar maintenance.

Edit: People are saying Laura is currently asleep on the couch in the Bar room. The view is obstructed at the moment. I checked the Bar PTZ camera but it is currently pointed towards the bar.
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"There's nails here, sticking out. They still need to be taken care of. Taken out."

Blane, with some good fucking advice for Jet and co.
 
Just in case your forgot the incident was canon. And it caused JD to miss out on an acting challenge. Theater kid never got a chance to perform.
Let's be honest... it would have been the worst performance of the whole group.

And the gayest.
 
One of my new favorite bits is Bashir trying to talk to the camera and show them something cool and autistic and the cameraman just leaves lol
 
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