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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Channel Catfish said:
They sell Lil Maejok, a doll, as a sticker instead of an actual plush doll. If that doesn't demonstrate wigger retardation when it comes to merchandising, I don't know what does.
I'm aware Stickermule doesn't do plushies and the logistics would be harder to handle with two different merch suppliers, but it's still a big fumble with Lil Maejok. I would've bought an actual Lil Maejok.
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They also have the Landon shirt as "INSERT CHEESY FRIES" instead of "INSERT CHEESE FRIES" and this triggers my autism immensely.
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That's what's so STUPID about it, they could turn it over to a 3rd party drop-shipper and have them cranking out Lil Maejoks the minute that they're ordered and have none of the hassle of storage or order shipping themselves. No more pile of pre-printed t-shirts and tat to offload at the end of the season, because none of it is ever manufactured until after it's ordered.

If they're worried about quality, they can order research samples until they get a few drop-ship vendors that they're satisfied with before the season opens.

Then, they can upload new designs and be selling them in half an hour. And EVERY kind of crap, from keychains to tank tops to Lil Maejok dolls and paper fans. Once they have the clientele, they can be selling new meme swag for every price range within an hour. They can also make overpriced concept joke swag that nobody would ever buy (but somebody probably will). They upload the design and take a cut of the sales for very little effort. They could make a fortune and spread Fishtank swag far and wide.
 
Jackpot said:
Landon fan, twins are too odd to be imprinted on unless you are some sort of Appalachian Garden Gnome. I think people have a protective spirit about them, but not that they feel relatable
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I'm not a Landon fan (or any fish, I just point and laugh like a normal person). The image in my pfp is just from a funny moment (had bashir being a doorman before).


You should read the thread and the top weird posts about them :)
And it is worse in other places.

Habitual trust and imprinting is not just feeling relatable, but wanting the target of imprinting to be part of yourself.
 
Gene Sinclair said:
Finally some Emma info. She was talking to Binx about letterboxd and mentioned her username.


Probably her Insta:
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She's privated but this comes up if you google her. STINKY!
 
crb said:
I'm not a Landon fan (or any fish, I just point and laugh like a normal person). The image in my pfp is just from a funny moment (had bashir being a doorman before).


You should read the thread and the top weird posts about them :)
And it is worse in other places.

Habitual trust and imprinting is not just feeling relatable, but wanting the target of imprinting to be part of yourself.
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That wasn't targeted at you. I genuinely mean people talk about Landon as if it's their own clone who is letting them down. Similar to Dan last season and TJ S2 It's the male autism flavor
 
Channel Catfish said:
They sell Lil Maejok, a doll, as a sticker instead of an actual plush doll. If that doesn't demonstrate wigger retardation when it comes to merchandising, I don't know what does.
I'm aware Stickermule doesn't do plushies and the logistics would be harder to handle with two different merch suppliers, but it's still a big fumble with Lil Maejok. I would've bought an actual Lil Maejok.
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They also have the Landon shirt as "INSERT CHEESY FRIES" instead of "INSERT CHEESE FRIES" and this triggers my autism immensely.
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theres a girl on twitter who makes lil maejoks
i think she might be the official crochet maejok maker but idk for sure
she makes a bunch of them while tae just does keychains
 
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I think S3 had the same problem where its just turned into the Jeff show after 2 weeks. Most apparent was when they bring a lot of people to make jailtank and Famous House 2.0 granted the latter idea was at least interesting. Instead of making challenges they just add a bunch of people that fuck up the fish chemistry. At least Blaine and Laura know when to shut up and able to provide content with the fish, not by being a lolcow themselves
 
Channel Catfish said:
They sell Lil Maejok, a doll, as a sticker instead of an actual plush doll. If that doesn't demonstrate wigger retardation when it comes to merchandising, I don't know what does.
I'm aware Stickermule doesn't do plushies and the logistics would be harder to handle with two different merch suppliers, but it's still a big fumble with Lil Maejok. I would've bought an actual Lil Maejok.
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They also have the Landon shirt as "INSERT CHEESY FRIES" instead of "INSERT CHEESE FRIES" and this triggers my autism immensely.
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The girl that did the Lil Maejok crochets for S3 sells them on her Etsy.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1803522157/big-maejok?ls=r&external=1&rec_type=ss&ref=landingpage_similar_listing_top-2&content_source=bcbdf734ab909f2bb9432f39d3c20485%3ALT16fc88b15657a2b1b63b11ae69c27d3e50e23a87&logging_key=bcbdf734ab909f2bb9432f39d3c20485:LT16fc88b15657a2b1b63b11ae69c27d3e50e23a87

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1770264113/lil-lil-maejok

EDIT: Proof of S3 use
https://www.instagram.com/p/DCvgs9Dxzkb/
 
 
Strong like Bruce Willis said:
I think S3 had the same problem where its just turned into the Jeff show after 2 weeks. Most apparent was when they bring a lot of people to make jailtank and Famous House 2.0 granted the latter idea was at least interesting. Instead of making challenges they just add a bunch of people that fuck up the fish chemistry. At least Blaine and Laura know when to shut up and able to provide content with the fish, not by being a lolcow themselves
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This has kinda just been a consistent problem outside of S4 (only because it didn't last long enough)
S2 the space between the final 4 being established and the swamp olympics was a whole lot of this with the freeloaders yelling around them
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The constant smoking and smoke in the air didn't help
 
 
Binx "This is your digital footprint, you don't come back from THIS" lol
 
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