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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I genuinely keep forgetting there is a new freeloader in the house. I don't even think I've heard her talk.
 
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Kitty Cat Man said:
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If TTS wasn't fucking $20 I'd send him encouragement and that I'm rooting for him. I hope another Halal Lover here can do it at least. My Goat....

Video of him walking on glass barefoot like a fucking gigachad


Literally on another level

"Verily, with hardship comes ease." Quran 94:6
 
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What Started the Mustard Assault

TTS: "... Evil is attracted to Good"
Bashir: "...And affraid of moths apparently"
Laura: "I'm also afraid of sex"
Bashir: "that's what happens when you were raped as a kid"
Laura: *stunlocked*
*pours mustard on him because that comment totally didn't get to her*

 
Meiwaku said:
What Started the Mustard Assault

TTS: "... Evil is attracted to Good"
Bashir: "...And affraid of moths apparently"
Laura: "I'm also afraid of sex"
Bashir: "that's what happens when you were raped as a kid"
Laura: *stunlocked*
*pours mustard on him because that comment totally didn't get to her*

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Woah, she poured FOOD on somebody again? Holymoly shes so deranged and epic! What will she do next
 
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nigga unironically spends thousands on this
lol.
lmao, even.
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Simps like this are the most pathetic bunch. They choose to simp for mediocre/ugly women because they feel more obtainable.
Imagine being a cuck simp and knowing full well you are too pathetic to ever have a chance with a good looking/mentally well woman, so you spend your simpbuxx on ugly bpd whores instead, because you know that is all you deserve in a best case scenario. bleak.
gh0stiexo said:
If they weren't so wholesome, they could sell their art, but they'd rather just give it away for free because they just appreciate the support.
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I think post-tank the Twins have the best chance for a career fueled by their fishtank appereance. They could set up art streams and just draw and chat + take commisions. It would improve their quality of life and I hope they do it. I think they would have way more staying power than binx/mizzy/burt/alex. Might even expand their audience past just fishtank fans, as art/draw streams perform decently well.
itogi said:
Laura throwing stuff in the gym
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Big Green said:
Final two has got to be James Drake vs. Bashir I think. Any other duo wouldn't really work. Either Bashir/Drake throw because friendtank or steamroll the autists. Landon vs. Twins is a idea, but Landon isn't always a fighter and 2v1 would be too much for him depending on the circumstance. Other option I guess would be a three or even four way final challenge.
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I think Drake + Landon would be an interesting last 2. Simply because Landon seems to take cueues/follow Drake's lead, and Drake seems to have a soft spot for the tard. Big bro energy (but not in a cursed/Burt way)
Giant Machine said:
I don't see James Drake making it to the end, I think the Axis of Autism will oust him before turning on each other. Drake is a cool dude though. We're at the point where people eliminated stay on as freeloaders.
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Twins will protect Bashir by voting Landon. They like Drake too much to vote for him.
Landon will protect Drake because he looks up to him. He will vote Bashir because he is a gentleman.
Drake will try to get Bashir out.
Bashir will go for Drake.

It will be tense.
Smecker said:
He's an okay actor, but he will likely never have a big mainstream career. Even if he got a shot at something big, his appearance on Fishtank would kill anything major, death by association is big in Hollywood. In short i think those odds are very close to zero.
Maybe he could leverage his appearance on fishtank to appear in more nerdy stuff? Maybe some voice acting for video games, or perhaps some cosplay shit to get a thirsty e-girl following?
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Not every actor plans to/believes they will go big. Plenty of them work on small shit all their lives. I think Drake knows where he is at and what type of work he will be getting for the rest of his acting career. Fishtank will not harm his career, although it migh thelp it. All he has to do is spin his Fishtank appereance as a weeks-long method acting challenge to himself - to see if he can stay in character of a reality show contestant. No one will care about it anyway.
 
He's had his moments but I keep seeing ride or die James Drake fans and I can't help but think this is their only reason for that.
 
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