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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Potatoherder said:
Bashir and Laura would be a better teamup. It would make her have to attack others. Binx and vimp won't do shit to help. Glad they gave Blaine to the twins to have some protection.
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The freeloaders got to pick a fish themselves, Bashir got picked last so he had to settle for Vimp
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His face says it all
 
SenorKrinkle said:
Ben even said in their telegram chat that trying to plan ahead was pointless, this show will always be scuffed specifically because you can't really plan, not in detail, maybe broad category things but not specific details of how the game will go. And that's part of the fun, the chaos of it all, seeing production try to adapt to the fish. Last night we were having fun, today we're dooming, tonight we'll be having fun, tomorrow during the day we'll be dooming, and so on and so on. That's been this season in a nutshell.
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You can plan, you just have to be good at adjusting. That's cope on their part, it's too much work to plan when they can drop in a nuke like Binx and farm TTS while everyone meanders about for 12 hours a day. This is why when something doesn't go to plan they are left with nothing so just slink back to the basement to spam SFX or something for an hour.
I don't expect them to ever plan much at this point, but it is disappointing when they do absurd things like dragons and aliens, weaving multiple people into what seems like some silly side quest content and then silently drop it.

In short: it's all so tiresome
 
Binx immediately pulled her friend (+ Bashir) in with her and resumed behaving like a child.
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You have no idea how upset I am that friend tank is over.

I still believe that friendship can conquer all. I am not dooming.
 
SenorKrinkle said:
Ben even said in their telegram chat that trying to plan ahead was pointless, this show will always be scuffed specifically because you can't really plan, not in detail, maybe broad category things but not specific details of how the game will go. And that's part of the fun, the chaos of it all, seeing production try to adapt to the fish. Last night we were having fun, today we're dooming, tonight we'll be having fun, tomorrow during the day we'll be dooming, and so on and so on. That's been this season in a nutshell.
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The problem is they don't adapt they just throw shit at the wall. Some of it sticks and some of it doesn't but they're not actually adapting anything. Their "plan" should be a list of hundreds of challenge ideas or comedy bits that they brainstormed for the last six months. Then choose the ones that work with the ensemble and adapt them to work even better.
 
I love how everyone but production was coming to the same point in this thread at the same time.

Aidan said:
They devolve into making everything up as they go each season. The problem isn't the fish, it's production repeatedly setting up battles for the fish that can only be won if they band together.
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They really need a Jan like mentality that can pivot to what's going on. Ben and Jet are great at managing a chaotic situation, not they don't have any plan but throwing random bullshit until Chaos happens. They need someone that's watching the tank and the community and just trying to push for what works while Jet and Ben manage the house.

They are also really bad this season about react to slow downs by listening to the wrong people. Laura was amazing a breaking JD, but she's been floundering for days and should be kicked. Binx should of only been there to fuck with Alex B and now they've brought her friend that's even more boring than her to do nothing. They are trying to do Temu Frank appeasing these idiots when even the real thing wouldn't work on this cast
 
Polyboros2 said:
Laura was amazing a breaking JD, but she's been floundering for days and should be kicked.
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Laura has been the only semblance of animosity in the tank since Alex B, besides freeloaders (who are tossed out within 30 mins).
She is capable, schizo, and one of the best freeloaders of all time. If she can lock in she will make this season. Kicking her is a retarded move.
 
crb said:
It's over, Mei. Pack it up homie
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It is not over. They will be friends after the competition. It's just a game. It's a game with challenges and this is one of the ones that you must overcome. I know that Bashir holds no hard feelings and the Twins definitely don't either.

I'm not giving up. Friendship is stronger and more organic than titty streamer freeloaders. If it's not, then they're not really your friends.

Production has been mogged before. They will be mogged again.
 
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