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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
You're right. Then you went into a coma for 2 weeks and woke up for today's events. Playing stupid doesn't make you correct

Jimmy was eliminated twice, Freddie walked out the door on a whim and they let him come back in. This is not the first time this has happened, Bashir just didn't self nuke or have his season cancelled like those two
It's the same WAAAAAAAAH BASHIR MUSLIM BAD SELF RIGHTEOUS thing mints does in tts but here, most of those posts are like that.
They are incapable to see that Drake is just another (less exotic) flavor of Bashir, it's literally the same archetype of fake person that they despise.
The way Bashir was brought back after Vicky walked is nothing compared to previous seasons, but I don't expect them to know this.
The same way he was brought back he was fucked with and A LOT. He is still a whiny faggot and I get that's probably the reason why people whine about him (besides mental illness)
Everyone but Drake, which production already said they will coddle, and the twins were messed with. Even Landon. Emma and JD were messed a LOT and had breakdowns, Anissa walked before they did anything, Vicky was psychothic and just had addict behavior and the others don't even exist.

Not even the freeloaders were messed with, except Alex B, but Alex B is a retarded addict. And no, the EPIC Jackass prank with Head was probably played ahead and does not count.

They might escalate things now, but I really doubt that for both Drake and probably the twins too. Twins kinda proved to be above the whole Josie debate lately, and, again, they already said they will coddle their failed actor forever, this season is a soft reboot to bring that kind of people in.

There's still nine days and the current resident gay negro mentioned the epic milk pouring dude, but I really don't think anything else above and beyond what we've seen will happen to the contestants. I also don't think anyone will walk.
 
I beg you to take a look at the Trad Caths trying to say this show was always Sam Hyde's way of showing the sinfulness and greed of man
Are they on the show?
Actively peddling their shit, and trying to say that throwing mustard on people isn't funny?
No?

Then I'm not watching shit. Fishtank is a profane sanctuary.
 
Ngl I do prefer his vision. Like why not bring in a bunch of tards and have them bond and mog eachother and throw our freeloaders?

Peepeepoopoo gets old.

There is no end station on the train to hell. If you don't set limits, there are no limits.
Its a delicate balance every season. Biggest issue with S4 was it was non stop hellhouse and none of them were built for the bonding. This season is a much better effort to do both.
 
Bam is going to be ritually sacrificed to the Aztec gods and nobody is around to witness it but the audience.

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Ngl I do prefer his vision. Like why not bring in a bunch of tards and have them bond and mog eachother and throw our freeloaders?

Peepeepoopoo gets old.

There is no end station on the train to hell. If you don't set limits, there are no limits.
this is unfeasible for a 24/7 stream because most "interesting" people are josies, not twins/landon
 
Tonight has proven to me beyond doubt that had it been anyone else that was eliminated and then brought back, Bashir would have spiraled and seethed to this day.
 
They should kick him out with the bullshit religion pushing he does.
You are the most raped person posting in this thread right now.
Really though. Drake was gentle but honest with Landon after the last challenge, Bashir went around blowing smoke up everyone’s asses comfortable in the knowledge he was on the winning team(while making sure to slip in the way he split the 10k to everyone he talked to.) The ginger is a snake.
Nigga he's autistic as fuck. That's him being genuine. It just looks fake because he's autistic and weird. That's why basically everyone hates him at first.

Drake only checked on Landon after Bashir made sure he had water and helped him read out TTS etc. they bro'd together. The two kings helped a third when his crown fell.

Landon's growth has been amazing during the show. It's basically what kept me coming back was seeing how everyone faced different challenges and reacted. Landon has a support system in both Bashir and Drake. They both love him.
 
Bashir's genuine religiosity is absolutely different from Sam Hyde's, or tradcath fags, fake religious chud shtick yes
Nah they are definitely as insincere as each other, only difference is you've only seen a tiny snap shot of Bashir while probably knowing a decade+ of Sam history to make it way more obvious.
 
Ngl I do prefer his vision. Like why not bring in a bunch of tards and have them bond and mog eachother and throw our freeloaders?

Peepeepoopoo gets old.

There is no end station on the train to hell. If you don't set limits, there are no limits.
I know this show is very stressful for you so I found something more your style
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Didn't see these two guys crashing out claiming someone else is the one being coddled though, or did I miss it? 🤣
Why would Jimmy complain?
They actively thought he would save the season and self imploded a second time. Production LOVED Jimmy.
And Freddy's season ended a day or two after being brought back, but he was mega antagonistic to production over his treatment.
Move the goal post better next time
 
Ngl I do prefer his vision. Like why not bring in a bunch of tards and have them bond and mog eachother and throw our freeloaders?

Peepeepoopoo gets old.

There is no end station on the train to hell. If you don't set limits, there are no limits.
That feels like an excessive, honestly kind of autistic way to look at it. It's more that this season had something genuinely unique to it that we haven't seen in any other season. What other season would be able to pull off Never Die Living like these people did? Did any other season's fish throw out creeps like these ones did? No, that's what Sam made a whole stink out of in Famous House 2. Now we're back to the same old shitshow, and it's a chore.
 
The way Bashir was brought back after Vicky walked is nothing compared to previous seasons, but I don't expect them to know this.
Thanks for keeping up with the Fishtank lore for us baby bro. I'm expecting a full report by tomorrow morning on the intricacies of the wigger's mind.

ANYWAY:
No other fish that has been ever brought back would have the gall to cry that someone else is being coddled 🤣🤣🤣
Bashir apologists RAPED.
 
Are they on the show?
Actively peddling their shit, and trying to say that throwing mustard on people isn't funny?
No?

Then I'm not watching shit. Fishtank is a profane sanctuary.
You genuinely sound like a raped faggot who watches family guy clips for the humor. "Actively peddling their shit", it's called he has religious beliefs. It's like you forgot James Drake did the exact same fucking thing and was preaching to Emma weeks ago about God and the twins also have talked about religion. Religion is a part of reality. Life is not just about peepeepoopoo stress-testing or throwing shit at each other while you watch, pointing and laughing while saying "haha cinema haha neptunian peepeepoopoo time".
 
Ngl I do prefer his vision. Like why not bring in a bunch of tards and have them bond and mog eachother and throw our freeloaders?

Peepeepoopoo gets old.

There is no end station on the train to hell. If you don't set limits, there are no limits.
Agreed, honestly they could have just kept doing that shit, bring in degenerate freeloaders and have the fish mog them. I was enjoying it. We've had 4 seasons of peepeepoopoo.
 
No other fish that has been ever brought back would have the gall to cry that someone else is being coddled 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah this is just a straight up psychotic thing to do, and only a narcissist melting down would be shameless enough to say out loud.
Being brought back after an elimination is literally the ultimate ticket you could get from production, there is no single action that comes close to it, he gets it, then has the nerve to cry about Drake cause uhhh he knows Kody and production gives him bits to do.
 
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