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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Rango Dango said:
to make the season good again tthey need to kick out binx vimp and laura and just have it be friendtank against shitty freeloaders
the diamond saga and milkmoder thingy was kino
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You can't force friendtank back after what has happened, maybe if they bring in a very hateable villian-esque character (frank) on that forces the fish to work together again.

But thats just the inverse of forcing hellhouse.
 
Halloween23 said:
I've always thought it would be funny to take like one day and have the wiggers never leave the basement and never turn tts on. Maybe do something right before like shouting and loud noises before everything goes silent for a day. I think that would really mindfuck the fish.
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They could also do a lot more in the vein of trying to make the fish guess what's real or fake. The cop strippers fake out was a great example of this. All it takes sometimes is establishing a pattern and breaking it.

Before you do something like you suggest, play Revillie over the speakers every day at 9am. Play music that signifies everyone to stop what they are doing and come get food. That way it's even more unsettling when there's nothing but silence. Maybe place a piece of paper with a riddle/puzzle that means nothing or has no real solution in the bar. So they spend their entire day trying to solve it.
 
Rango Dango said:
to make the season good again tthey need to kick out binx vimp and laura and just have it be friendtank against shitty freeloaders
the diamond saga and milkmoder thingy was kino
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Agreed on Diamond, but the milkmoder thing, just like anything involving Alex Stein, was incredibly forced.
Landon boxing him was funny though.
 
IFBB Pro Phil said:
-Others are suggesting that Bam got into some sort of fight with Jet/production. The top speculated reasons for this fight would be that he realized production sent the Ryan Dunn car crash messages, or because he feels Bashir (his favorite fish) is being treated unfairly.
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And yet they'll still keep nepomints down there when he was the one spewing that shit constantly even though he'd never dare do it to Sam
 
I came up with a better idea.

One more blitz for candy funded by paypigs who will decide the winner of the challenge. Next challenge declared, whoever gets the most roses and then fishtoys are turned on. Then clean the house because we have dinner and a show, undo all fortifications.
Give jobs out so Landon is a Janitor Again Again Again and let paypigs buy him the proper tools ($100 mop, $100 mop bucket, etc) and make a new AI song to spam and get mad if anyone makes a mess again because very important guests are coming tomorrow for dinner and a show.

Kick Binx meter with a goal of $10,000. Stretch goal of $15,000 to also remove Duan'ye.

The dinner and a show will last 5 minutes and be interrupted for a paypig milking session.
 
Penguin Soldier said:
They could also do a lot more in the vein of trying to make the fish guess what's real or fake. The cop strippers fake out was a great example of this. All it takes sometimes is establishing a pattern and breaking it.

Before you do something like you suggest, play Revillie over the speakers every day at 9am. Play music that signifies everyone to stop what they are doing and come get food. That way it's even more unsettling when there's nothing but silence. Maybe place a piece of paper with a riddle/puzzle that means nothing or has no real solution in the bar. So they spend their entire day trying to solve it.
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They've pretty much completely given up on gaslighting and that was pretty essential to what made fishtank. I know its harder for them to pull off now but I miss stuff like them making Jon think Andrew Tate was watching and was a fan of his.
 
EmoMom said:
The guy that posted the supposed “Basement leak” saying Bam left also posted that Frank was in the Goo Room last night. It’s not unlikely Bam quit but I also doubt the validity of this user as a reputable source
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There are multiple people in this thread that have access to the basement chat. If the wiggers said something about Bam, I would think we would have screenshots by now.
 
Letty came upstairs and Blain asked where everyone is. She states production is all asleep because there was a "lot of stuff going on last night"
 
Mints should probably be fired for 1. being a faggot and 2. posting the Ryan Dunn messages because it shouldn't be production's job to screw with other production

Edit: Mints should literally just do the director cam and not have access to TTS at all, or just be fired. He's a waste of space. I wish we had some Jet R9K-esuqe skeletons in his closet to be revealed. I actually dislike him on a human level more than Jet.
 
UGH fuck whoever’s running director cam, I’d rather watch Landon sit alone in the computer room doing nothing than watch blue vimp. I’m just watching cows and checking back every few minutes just to see it still on her and switching back.

e: now Letty’s there but you can’t even see her tits this sucks
 
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