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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Can't reply. But @BunkerCunt posted a Bashir assessment and here's my feedback

This is behavior that’s very much competing for limited or conditional parental attention.
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He has two older sisters. They're both successful in their respective fields. His mother had two other children she miscarried. Bashir is the youngest child. He also left Syria at 14 and lost EVERYTHING in the war. He went into an American school system that was naturally hostile towards him because of his religion. He is used to sitting and taking it which is why this doesn't phase him. His sisters also have a large identity in being Syrian and refugees. One is an art gallery installation artist and the other is a professor at the University. They're both well educated and successful. I have no doubt they're as smart as their brother and capable. Their parents probably worked hard focused heavily on education, which is not uncommon for high class Muslims.

Muslim girls tend to be....policed more than boys in behavior. Older sisters also probably means that they could have been closer to one another than they were to him. They can share things you can't with a brother.

I don't know about the neglected child thing, but you don't go on Fishtank if you don't want attention.

He talks a lot about magnamity towards your parents and admits he was a little shit growing up. His mother even commented on him being difficult. So it could be this.

I disagree with the lawyer as opposed to warrior remark the author made.

He tries to be perfect and a warrior monk realizing that's not his personality. He is a fighter, but he's more a lone Ronin type loyal to an old house nobody cares about or even ridicules (think his religion). He's loyal like a samurai, but is used to being betrayed by now. He is better at following orders from a noble Lord. He will act on his own, but he doesn't have the strategy a Daimyo has. He needs to take orders and is stressed when not ordered or guided.

He's a student who needs a Master. There's nothing wrong with this and I'm not saying it's like a weird submissive thing. It's not. It's normal for people who are still finding their footing and confidence in themselves.

When Bashir lets loose is when he's best. When he's not performing. When he was chasing around the Twins dressed in the coyote skin he was showing his true self. He needs to stop trying to think of what's right and just let it happen. He needs to be comfortable with surrendering.
 
Landon isn't subtle at all is he. Immediately coming straight back to the Twins after Ben talked to him and immediately begging them to start drinking and get hammered.
 
Jackpot said:
Losing Blaine and being shaken up by a near loss is probably pretty rattling.
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#1 twin Stan here (already thinking of tattoo ideas for when they win it all) but those cold hearted bitches didn’t give a FUCK about Blane leaving. Bingo clearly didn’t even care about Landon leaving lol, here was their goodbye:

 
Ben offers Landon $500 to get Bongo drunk with a tiger roar at the end

Guilt Trip Landon kino moment and he tries to convince the twins to drink
 
SneakEnergy said:
Landon isn't subtle at all is he. Immediately coming straight back to the Twins after Ben talked to him and immediately begging them to start drinking and get hammered.
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He's so retarded. Ben pulled him away from them, 3 minutes later he comes back and stands in front of them and starts yelling that they should drink.

After getting the direction, he stood in the doorway of the computer lab and posed like he was thinking for 5 seconds before deciding this was the best plan. I love this retard.
 
Bingo Enjoyer said:
#1 twin Stan here (already thinking of tattoo ideas for when they win it all) but those cold hearted bitches didn’t give a FUCK about Blane leaving. Bingo clearly didn’t even care about Landon leaving lol, here was their goodbye:

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What are you smoking?

Bongo has expressed deep regret for not giving Blaine a proper goodbye.
 
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