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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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"GIRLS YOU CAN'T LET BASHIR MANIPULATE YOU, LISTEN TO ALL THESE THINGS HE DID, HE WILL DO THOSE TO YOU TOO, THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO JOIN ME, I AM THE ONLY PERSON YOU CAN TRUST, BASHIR IS A MANIPULATOR!"
 
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I just want to highlight how much of a terrible friend Landon is to Bashir because we're back in Longhousetank. Remember not too long ago, after the smoke smeat challenge how nobody came to cheer up Landon except for Bashir. His own teammate didn't even care for him. Not Laura, not Drake, even his favorite latina mommy Binx didn't do shit. It was nice to see Bashir trying to keep Landon's spirit high and tell him not to give up, it's certainly one of the most sweet moment that came out of Fishtank and this is not the only moment Bashir tried to help Landon and cheer him up. And how did Landon repay these kindness to him? he throws Binx's piss and poop at him, destroys his goo room, and constantly backstabbed him by being a fence sitter and a simp who willing to do any of the girls bidding for a change to get their attention. I know it's Fishtank and we're on the PeePeePooPoo stage of its cycle but is it worth it to destroy this kind of friendship over some adoration of deranged strangers online?
 
Gutless. Lily-Livered. Apalled. Timorous. Aghast. Affrighted. Pusillanimous. Unnerved. Rattled. Landon-Without-Longhouse. Disquieted. Fainthearted. Tremulous. Terrorized. Panic-Stricken. Tremulant.

Pussy.
Are you really going to bully me into sending Jet $200+ and paying for Mints to get tighter pants?

Not happening.
 
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The late night arena chats and twins in confessionals are the only way I can keep my sanity watching this. I’m hopeful that Bashir decides to travel vlog or some shit or the twins do drawing streams/cartoon watch togethers. James drakes non existent acting career is down the toilet after being on this show, and Landon will forever ride the high of being a drunk spergatron while he cleans the hallways of people who can read. Fuck you mints you faggot ass knob suckler.
 
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I just want to highlight how much of a terrible friend Landon is to Bashir because we're back in Longhousetank. Remember not too long ago, after the smoke smeat challenge how nobody came to cheer up Landon except for Bashir. His own teammate didn't even care for him. Not Laura, not Drake, even his favorite latina mommy Binx didn't do shit. It was nice to see Bashir trying to keep Landon's spirit high and tell him not to give up, it's certainly one of the most sweet moment that came out of Fishtank and this is not the only moment Bashir tried to help Landon and cheer him up. And how did Landon repay these kindness to him? he throws Binx's piss and poop at him, destroys his goo room, and constantly backstabbed him by being a fence sitter and a simp who willing to do any of the girls bidding for a change to get their attention. I know it's Fishtank and we're on the PeePeePooPoo stage of its cycle but is it worth it to destroy this kind of friendship over some adoration of deranged strangers online?

I think I kinda hate Landon now.
 
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