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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Bash coming down to look for more action. Won't box though. Faggot.
He's probably trying to get James Drake to actually assault him so production is forced to do something. I don't think he is delusional about winning a fight but wants to win the "war" as he likes to see it in his head.
DINDU NUFFIN, DRAKE IZ A GOOD BOI AND SHEEEEEEIT
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How do Dumb'gay and Burt have better impulse control than Drake?
He's level headed and doesn't have an ego. He likes blood, bro. He was just trying to help the twins make goo, little boy.
What's extra stupid is Bashir went back with the primary purpose of getting the twins involved and Landon is who was preventing them from this.

And conveniently everyone ignores when production says Bashir and Burt are in charge of the goo room and they come and go freely then get mad when Bashir tries to prevent that. The whole situation is a production L.
 

Dangerously based.

Also fuck Landon in the background "PLEASE BASHIR CAN WE JUST TALK? CAN WE JUST TALK?" fuck them all lmfao



"He's such a cry baby!"
Drake legit hasn't stopped crying and chimping since it happened, also.
 
It's literally the entire house longhousing against Bashir which is pretty gay honestly. Makes it unwatchable a lot of the time. None of the freeloaders fuck with Drake or the twins.
Entirely of Bashir's own doing with how he acts. There was a point he had the entire house going against Drake with the first attack on his fort, the attack not only failed but he had a meltdown, embarrassed himself and shattered any good they had for him. Beth? Dumped shit in her eyes. Little black midget? Dumped shit on her literally within a few minutes of meeting her. Bliccy? dumped shit in her eyes. Even Vimp who stuck by him for the most part eventually drifted away because she hated how whiny and hypocritical he is. It's no surprised he can't keep any freeloaders helping him, it's not bad luck, it's the consequences of his actions.
 
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>Bashir could return to the goo room
>just starts screaming at Drake again from the balcony
He’s baiting chimpy, to be fair to Muzzie. I hate the muzzie for a myriad of my own reasons, but he’s making plays. He even told Ben “why does he threaten to kill me and stays but Alex B gets removed?” He’s playing the game right now.
 
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Jet starting his play-by-play career with this rundown.
 
Jet is so retarded.

"LET'S GO FRAME BY FRAME, THE DOOR TECHNICALLY DOESN'T HIT BASHIR, IT TOUCHES HIS SHOULDER I GUESS BUT IT OTHERWISE MISSES BASHIR"

If we wanna be "autistic but technical" by analyzing frame by frame, let's be autistic and technical say Bashir is in the right to defend himself then.

And Jet just admitted again that Drake blew the door into him and hit him in the shoulder, "but that is not the first aggression!".
 
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Dangerously based.

Also fuck Landon in the background "PLEASE BASHIR CAN WE JUST TALK? CAN WE JUST TALK?" fuck them all lmfao

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"He's such a cry baby!"
Drake legit hasn't stopped crying and chimping since it happened, also.
Whining about "he said he's gonna murder me" is the male equivalent to Vicky spamming "quit touching me dude".
 
some would say getting a door broken on top of you would be starting a conflict, just saying lol.
Yeah lol it's pretty obvious
Jet is genuinely retarded
Jet's ragebaiting us, I accept no other answer
lol does Jet think he's Vince McMahon or something, setting up some authority angle, Hollywood Drake vs. Stone Cold Bashir Mohammad.
 
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