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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Hypercop said:
Hoooly shit all the discussion is unreadable chimp flinging now. I'm done reading this shit, bye
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Couldnt handle 20 pages of Hellthread, NGMI

EDIT: some very subtle foreshadowing by Bam and production, 100% related surely
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Kong Strong said:
I'm sorry did you interpret the argument like we all missed landon breaking the door open 6 hours prior? We all know the door was barely hanging on, I just also think what broke the door off the wall hitting Bashir was Drake
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"Yeah I was completely wrong about everything I said, but I'm still right."

Hypercop said:
Hoooly shit all the discussion is unreadable chimp flinging now. I'm done reading this shit, bye
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PhoneCharger said:
Why is Bashir pouring peroxide on his cuts? They have soap and water.
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Autism presumably, but having seen what happened Blane's back I don't blane him

Polyboros2 said:
"Yeah I was completely wrong about everything I said, but I'm still right."
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You were literally claiming the hardware was broken when it wasn't, how am I moving goal posts lol
 
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Polyboros2 said:
"Yeah I was completely wrong about everything I said, but I'm still right."


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In this thread, yes lol. This is my first time watching a season 100% live and the fanbase and the show itself has lived up to the billing.


Autistic, shit flinging, and very very hostile.

It’s not called FAIRhouse.
 
Steven Chapman said:
This is my first time watching a season 100% live and the fanbase and the show itself has lived up to the billing.
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This is the first time since Season 2 that the fanbase has broken down into groups favoring this or that contestant. In Season 3 and 4 nobody really seemed to give a shit about this or that fish in a "competitive' sense, Burt was just funny and the rest of the season crashed and burned. S4 was just a weird vibe the whole time. S5 had a hellish first two weeks but it definitely found its footing somewhere in week 3.
 
Halloween23 said:
Has anyone asked Bashir how smoking, popping zyns, and pouring chemicals in people's eyes aren't haram?

He really reminds me of some of the bible boppers i grew up with who would harp on other peoples issues but but make every excuse in the world how their owns vices were somehow okay.
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Smoking: his response was "I don't see it that way." Typically Arabs consider it haram, and Asian's don't, and it seems like he leans into Asian more than Arab.

The reasoning for being haram is that it hurts your body, it hurts others via second hand smoke, it smells unpleasant, and it's a waste of money. Bashir seemingly only smokes cheroots/cigarillos, which are in Bashir's head safer than cigarettes, and smell better than whatever the house smells like at any given time. He could smoke regular cigarettes during the challenge because the cost, smell, and secondhand harm were non-concerns, and the damage to his body was allowed because it was in service of giving the twins and their goblin a monetary prize.

Not defending yourself from an aggressor *is* haram, but you have to do it in a way that ends the conflict rather than escalates it. If no one is allowed to enter the room without permission and then they do, it's aggression. Blinding someone with food coloring ends the conflict faster and with less physical damage than pushing them, because they have to go wash it out.
Kitty Cat Man said:
Twins need to be yanked out of the coddle, Bashir needs his islam shit checked, Drake needs to be frame mogged. Frank is what's needed right now.
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How do you check his Islam shit? According to Bashir, if he's tricked into doing something haram without knowing it, then he didn't do anything haram, the person who tricked him did. If he does know something is haram he just won't do it, and it becomes the same as a bacon eating challenge where Bashir loses because they hate him and not because he lost. If they want to go that route, they don't need Frank.
Polyboros2 said:
What I have a hard time understanding is why people are so ride and die with Bashir. He's been a cringey faggot for most of the tank, he's defused more incidents than he's instigated, he's been as stubbornly passive as Landon a times.
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You could read any of the essays people have written in this thread, but it boils down to him pointing out when the wiggers are being retarded, the same as half the posts in this thread, and then using acceleration to force the wiggers to fix it.
 
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Ancient Pioneer said:
In Season 3 and 4 nobody really seemed to give a shit about this or that fish in a "competitive' sense, Burt was just funny and the rest of the season crashed and burned.
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Season 3 was way more interesting because of the gaslighting, fully agree the competition was probably one of the least interesting things about Famous house 1 and 2.
Didn't really see 4 live so can't speak on that.
 
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